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257801  Robespierre: This Banksy is already worth millions

257796  Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster

257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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Score:
573
 
 jazzjunkie: Worf, son of Mao Klingdon
 Kaviri: Welcome to the Michael Dorn Museum of Modern Art. Muse at your leasure.
 antipatterns: Intergalactic Peasant Revolution
 dangerkeith3000: Worf Jong-Un
 Not A Bot: I made you a present... I'm sorry I'm too big and I broke your stuff...
 Robespierre: Beauty of West Korea
Image 234791   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
496
 
 Fiveninety: "are you tired of spending as much as two hours toasting a whole loaf of bread?" black and white shortened video clips of people repeatedly putting bread into a 2-slice toaster and occasionally struggling to even operate it
 Mad Collager: Bang! Bang! I now call the Toastmaster's meeting to order.
 jazzjunkie: I would need each slice to be on a 2-minute time delay so it would deliver nonstop toast
 Kaviri: Now you can enjoy the benefits of particle acceleration at home!
 nanananana: @tib gubb - this IS communism!
 Scoo: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
 Christina: The ultimate toaster.
 tib gubb: take *that*, communism!
 Greifer: y... par ty
 Greifer: senpai! it's a bukake part!
 Dr Awkward: I'd like to make a toast...
 ping: What? I *really* like toast.
Image 234790   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
641
 
 Crim Tender: american spotted
 Ulillillia: Yellow minions
 barfolomew: Better than being tried before a jury of them.
 dangerkeith3000: Please let's not bring up minions.
 VoR: Is this like a enchantment if carry pairs?
 Scoo: Bosc in their anjoulation
 Warrax: I'm not even admired by my pairs.
 Amy Housewine: Shout out to all the pears
Image 234789   02-27-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
754
 
 Kaviri: This is how the postal mafia sends messages.
 Shay: Oh YES!
 ping: @a robot I followed that link and now I can't stop reading it.
 a robot: webcomicname.com, Alex Morris is the artist. Personally I love his comics
 Dr Awkward: My brother in law sent a pint glass to me from Shanghai Brewery, and they had to have it packed by the postal service (because China) and they did a shitty job of it. When it arrived, i thought they sent bells or something because all of the tiny little shards made jingling sounds in the box.
 Ulillillia: buttmug
 Scoo: Just the other day, I got an random unsolicited mug from The Denver Post; packed just as shittily, and also broken on arrival.
 Robespierre: Art looks rather Mr Scruff-ian
Image 234788   02-27-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
325
 
 charlemagne: but we haven't been formally introduced
 antipatterns: BUT IMAGINE *sniffles* FOR A MOMENT *sniffles* AN IDEAL NUT IN THE LACONIAN SENSE *sniffles*
 Butcherboy: Have I been in the grocery game too long if I can tell that this a jewel osco
 dangerkeith3000: Awww...that's so nice of you to say *blushes*
 barfolomew: I can think of some more precious ones.
 Scoo: Special Snowflakes have Precious Nuts
 Dresdenkeogh: Deez brand, when you got'em, you got'eeeem
Image 234787   02-27-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
1137
 
 ping: We can all pack up and go home now. This image just won the internet.
 dangerkeith3000: Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal!!!!!
 Christina: Who is a good dancer?
Image 234786   02-27-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
475
 
 trumpet: Yup @VeeKay!
 Kaviri: That's actually cigarette ash on the plate.
 VeeKay: RAD AF to be honest. Some kid (or kids committee) has worked long and hard on this!
 PenguinBartender: I, too, have children.
 Mr. Butt: A shark on whiskey is mighty risky. A shark on beer is a beer engineer.
 Scoo: Happy Mother's Day! I maded you bweakfast!
 ping: Serving suggestion.
Image 234785   02-27-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
346
 
 Nope: What happens when tide pods eat you?!
 Side Boob: Join the brain slug party!
 Scoo: You, uh, you gotta little something on your, uh you know what, don't worry about it...
 Johnnydunebuggy: Resistance is futile.
 Mr. Shine: That is an unusual goiter.
Image 234784   02-27-18   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
1071
 
 Otterman: Hang in there! The sweet release of death comes for us all!
 Not A Bot: You've got to put one root in front of the other, put your other root down, down, down, down.
 dangerkeith3000: Me every morning
 Nope: Call in sick dude
 VoR: Is there suppose to be an implied feeling of wanting to die otherwise this is most people
 Robespierre: D-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ng...
 Ulillillia: buttfrog
Image 234783   02-27-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
558
 
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Never skip foreleg day.
 dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when you borrow money from the mob for catnip and don't pay them back.
 Ihminen: sheeesh even pets are doing yoga these days
Image 234782   02-27-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
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