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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

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 boozer: You bad-voted Kenny! You bastard!
 Psymon: Respect my Aggrority!
 Yam: I mean, I like the mascot as much as the next guy, but am I the only one who remembers when he chased the Lamas out of the old monastery and tried to kill Jonny, Hadji and Bandit? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUD NEVER FORGET!
 fanny: this is amazing!
 Ulillillia: Aw, hamburgers.
 Peter Pantsless: "Screw you guys, I'm voting RAD!"
Image 234673   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
 DrNinjaman: In summary, the Number 2 Hold (11) is full of shit. Also there is a bathroom that is not a joke.
 VeeKay: 5-6 dynamic logistical solutions
 A duck: lol cockpit
 petunias: @Warrax Thats the Number Two Hold
 tib gubb: oh, so that's what an aluminum falcon is
 ping: @Annoying Vegan @Warrax Nope. It's a tiny toom off the crew quarters (14). I assume the other tiny room is a shower. Don't worry, the wookiee is on clean-up duty. (edit) @wolfpk oops. sorry. didn't notice your comment there.
 DrNinjaman: Covering them up with the legend and a redundant picture of the ship is just pathetic.
 DrNinjaman: Why the shit isn't there anything in the triangular parts on the front that make it look like "The Millenium Falcon" and not just a generic flying saucer with a weirdly offset cockpit? All this effort showing where stuff is and what it does and those big things are just for style?
 Yam: 1-5, 7-16: Cheeseburger. 6: Olive.
 wolfpk: @Warrax Look at the uper left corner of 14
 Warrax: @Annoying Vegan Oh good, I went in the right place then.
 Annoying Vegan : @Warrax 11.
 Warrax: Um, where's the bathroom?
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob Shhhh, the Empire / The First Order can't read English!
 Uncle Phil: Seems like a lot of space wasted on corridors.
 Peter Pantsless: @Side Boob That must be where Mascot is hiding
 Side Boob: Its not a secret compartment if its on every diagram.
Image 234672   02-26-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 Ulillillia: Rush hour traffic is a nightmare in Tbilisi
 BavidDowie: on my mind
 Dr Awkward: Heh, "Georgia"
Image 234671   02-26-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
 depression: is that Gary the no trash cougar?
 Scoo: Good; death to furries!
 kornisjon: Oh god. Please close it.
Image 234670   02-26-18   Uploaded by    conner
 VeeKay: Camo for the upsidedown
 KickassHellyeah: What? I just see a counter.
 firesoup: I thought it was a Spider-Man jacket
 LurkedMoar: Camoufallge
 BavidDowie: @fanny This'll flush 'em out!
 fanny: @BavidDowie oh yeah! i didn't even see that.
 wolfpk: He's a lousy hunter, so this is the next best thing.
 BavidDowie: @fanny says "Wildfire" on the label
 Dr Awkward: @Lantry Sheets is good, Wawa is phenomenal.
 Warrax: Dressed to get the absolute freshest food, made to order.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is there a dick i dont see somewhere?
 fanny: is that forest fire camo?
 kornisjon: During autumn, this guy is practically invisible. In winter though: Bullseye.
 Lantry: Sheetz!!!
Image 234669   02-26-18   Uploaded by    edvard
 Robespierre: BBSs had some mind-boggling grafix, I'll thll you hwut - but generally not mind-boggling in a good way.
 Shay: Just as painful as eczema on the armpit.
 Ulillillia: Penis in armpit=dance all night
Image 234668   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Teechur: I would judge this book by its cover, but the cover is not clearly labeled as "cover"
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Well, it does contain layers...
 Coolguy: @jochenau mmmmmmm,.... Sandwich
 jochenau: Based on my experience, it needs to be "the Book Title: A Novel". Apparently people might get confused and think it's a manifesto, or a doctoral thesis, or a sandwich.
 dobbiesdoogs: the new york times says, "this is a book you can read"
Image 234667   02-26-18   Uploaded by    toaster
 Pop That Ponzi: Same
 LKoroton: clickbaithorn
Image 234666   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
 RiderFan: But the wife loves my bologna! I would say that if I actually had a wife.
 Science: @Dr Awkward: I am.
 Joseph: Take them all and Eric throws Pepsi on your wife's jacket, the other Eric too.
 Shay: I have no children and no wife, so the green one of course.
 Urn BooUrn: I feel like after so many Binding of Issac expansions, they ran out of good powerup ideas.
 Dr Awkward: Wait, everyone isn't named Eric??
 Yam: If I take all 4 can I just die
 Warrax: Can I mix red and green? I can't decide.
 FabricMan: She still calls you that, but pronounces it "bo-LON-ya"
 Coolguy: What ever happened to Ja Rule anyways?
 Uncle Phil: How much do they like my jacket?
 XLY: Dr. Mario remake looking pretty intense
Image 234665   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
 addend: "What? Turn the camera upside-down?"
 imaginary gf: Her hair even falls up!
 Yam: ayy lmao
 Peter Pantsless: #Spider-Girl, Spider Girl / bothers people on other worlds#
 Jennysaurus: No-one will believe them!
Image 234664   02-26-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
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