Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. a robot
5. VeeKay
6. Scoo
7. Air Biscuit
8. Not A Bot
9. sparename
10. Mr Bleak



The top ten most commented-on images today:

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

The Turks uploaded 262493 (1278 points)
Side Boob uploaded 262669 (1174 points)
Natch uploaded 262614 (1028 points)
shadebane uploaded 262452 (916 points)
piratepom uploaded 262612 (908 points)
hoobleton uploaded 262616 (873 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (842 points)
madmax1 uploaded 262661 (833 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (829 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 262793 (826 points)
Mexico uploaded 262785 (803 points)
Scoo uploaded 262818 (795 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (787 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262644 (781 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 262714 (749 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 4442 points
 2. Side Boob: 3234 points
 3. apoxia: 2729 points
 4. WannaBee: 2354 points
 5. The Turks: 1728 points
 6. sumo: 1700 points
 7. Shay: 1667 points
 8. confession: 1635 points
 9. frankie: 1568 points
10. E. HONDA: 1554 points
11. aristocat: 1452 points
12. Dorb: 1445 points
13. ineedhepl: 1432 points
14. Commodore 64: 1406 points
15. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Mumbles.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 812
Registered users online in past hour: 2149

Average image score (last 24 hours): 308

Total number of comments: 1378226
Total number of images: 262947



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 132943
XP needed for green ranking: 39426
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
501
 
 Teechur: I would judge this book by its cover, but the cover is not clearly labeled as "cover"
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Well, it does contain layers...
 Coolguy: @jochenau mmmmmmm,.... Sandwich
 jochenau: Based on my experience, it needs to be "the Book Title: A Novel". Apparently people might get confused and think it's a manifesto, or a doctoral thesis, or a sandwich.
 dobbiesdoogs: the new york times says, "this is a book you can read"
Image 234667   02-26-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
606
 
 Pop That Ponzi: Same
 LKoroton: clickbaithorn
Image 234666   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
506
 
 RiderFan: But the wife loves my bologna! I would say that if I actually had a wife.
 Science: @Dr Awkward: I am.
 Joseph: Take them all and Eric throws Pepsi on your wife's jacket, the other Eric too.
 Shay: I have no children and no wife, so the green one of course.
 Urn BooUrn: I feel like after so many Binding of Issac expansions, they ran out of good powerup ideas.
 Dr Awkward: Wait, everyone isn't named Eric??
 Yam: If I take all 4 can I just die
 Warrax: Can I mix red and green? I can't decide.
 FabricMan: She still calls you that, but pronounces it "bo-LON-ya"
 Coolguy: What ever happened to Ja Rule anyways?
 Uncle Phil: How much do they like my jacket?
 XLY: Dr. Mario remake looking pretty intense
Image 234665   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
586
 
 addend: "What? Turn the camera upside-down?"
 imaginary gf: Her hair even falls up!
 Yam: ayy lmao
 Peter Pantsless: #Spider-Girl, Spider Girl / bothers people on other worlds#
 Jennysaurus: No-one will believe them!
Image 234664   02-26-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
437
 
 Skaalar: I used to do that a lot. Stare at yourself until youve managed to disassociate your mind from your body.
 addend: (Stares into mirror...) "You bologna bitch."
 effzeeceekay: I never think anything that positive when I look in the mirror
 Kaviri: You are now consciously aware of your breathing and it is no longer automatic.
 Warrax: I will now.
Image 234663   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
416
 
 communist: @Greifer Raud
 Greifer: baud
 Urn BooUrn: 2800 baud, Mother Fucker!
 Dr Awkward: Young Stephen Colbert is good at Internet surfings
 savvoy: the internets is a series of tubulars
Image 234662   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
503
 
 Shay: Looks like Marriot hotel.
 Warrax: Finally, a tie I can actually tie.
 buffalo: @Annoying Vegan Yuck! (lol)
 Annoying Vegan : Shouldnt it be a sock?
Image 234661   02-26-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
409
 
 waaaaaat: Shes all about that treble
 brian greene: lovely eyes
 DrNinjaman: Bass clef is available at Lane Bryant and Torrid
 Messed Up Dog: Alright then
Image 234660   02-26-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
799
 
 addend: @Mr Bleak "seriously long" - not my dancing name :(
 Mr Bleak: @addend You're gonna need some seriously long advertising flyers...
 addend: ...is my dancing name?
 BavidDowie: @jochenau same. I agree. Let the lady rest, she's done her time!
 Coolguy: Duck face, mofos!
 jochenau: No argument from me (and I'm pro-life).
 buffalo: Ma'am I'll have you know mr. Dick Limp was a beloved father and husband!
 luxbu: Some old men who know god personally disagree.
Image 234659   02-26-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
118
 
 Staida: We should all stop having children until this time has passed I'm afraid.
 wolfpk: I think super glue is a better idea
 BavidDowie: This seems healthy.
 Warrax: Hm, this would keep me from scraping my face on curbs so often.
 savvoy: "We have a bet. He wins if they are to keep you from getting stuck in a passage that is too small for your shoulders, and I win if they are for any other reason at all."
 DrNinjaman: Shoulder width or what's the point?
 On Spec: Nopearcings
 Ulillillia: Meouch
Image 234658   02-26-18   Uploaded by    robford
Page 1 ... 2826 2827 2828 2829 2830 2831 2832 ... 26294 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.