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257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

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 xylophone: Once, some letters in the Home Outfitters sign at the mall burned out so that it said HO OUT TERS
 VeeKay: Best carnival ever! Would attend again.
 Mr. Shine: Bet it smells great in there.
 VoR: Hoe down!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: and this is how i got arrested for fornicating with footwear.
 Uncle Phil: I could use some new gardening tools.
Image 234595   02-26-18   Uploaded by    hanky
 Scoo: Franks, Obama?
 Ulillillia: Grazie, Obama!
 Uncle Phil: Ow ma gaw ith ahn ahmadeen hot daw. (That's what I think it would sound like if you had an Amazing Hot Dog stuffed in your mouth)
 funny in the wall: ok, ok, but is it a sandwich?
 barfolomew: Thanks etc
 Not A Bot: I bet she knows her way around the bed with that rolling pin
Image 234594   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 Mad Collager: @funny in the wall He's been trumpkated.
 Prostata: "Yes mr president... you're a big boy driving a car. Ok mr president, it's nap time now."
 funny in the wall: someone cut his legs off? about time
 Side Boob: He'll still find a way to fuck it up.
 a sedated moose: @Ihminen nope, it's yuuuuuuuge.
 Ihminen: this mario kart dlc looks like shit
Image 234593   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 VeeKay: Dwown it pwopperly plees master
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 mexican: I like to imagine that the big guy there is moral support for that kitten. "Hang in there little guy!"
Image 234592   02-26-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 VeeKay: Doot on my buddy
 VoR: He doesn't know doot code.
 mexican: How is this even a question? Doot Doot motherfucker.
 thecraftywolf: why not both?
 hajjpodge: Doot doot, my bony friend.
Image 234591   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Micro Jackson: Moss Piggy
 VoR: Moss me!
 Mad Collager: Oh Fernie!
 mexican: Fertility goddess idol.
 barfolomew: Ch ch ch chia... chia pig
 Mr. Shine: Kermiiiiieeeeeee
 sparename: Overwhelmed by his luck and surprised that Miss Piggy couldn't see through the disguise, with just some green hair-dye Mr Hedgehog had a rare old time (or did she know all along...?)
 Peach: CSI: Muppets
Image 234590   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 balloon: *squints* does-does he have his dick out?
 Beef Supreme: She's busy putting Ziggy's spine out of place.
 Micro Jackson: I crush you next!
 VoR: Mate, you've put me right off my milk!
 Coolguy: Tonight is your night bro!
 hajjpodge: Rico from Napoleon Dynamite's later years.
Image 234589   02-26-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
 VoR: He doesn't know what lipstick to pick.
 antipatterns: don't use Misfits font
 VeeKay: ...does my head/face look like it's on back to front? Check!
 Coolguy: ... did I remember to plug the headphones in?
 Mexico: "...did I remember to coordinate my outfit to "Maximum Douche" before I left?"
 Mr. Shine: *presses "Play," collects paycheck*
 Peach: "... did I remember to save my entire set to this flash drive before I left?"
 Ihminen: "....did I remember to lock the front door when I left?"
Image 234588   02-26-18   Uploaded by    let it go
 9inchfails: @Yurishiro Lolllll
 brian greene: outdoor greek wedding?
 Teechur: @VoR Khaki and green. They're Boy Scouts! Top notch young men who practice Leave No Trace.
 VoR: @Teechur your scouts? Please say they wear purple.
 Teechur: My Scouts would have this clean in a jiffy. We took a canoe trip and they spent their time picking up trash along the banks. They probably paddled 10 miles on that 5 mile stretch of river.
 a robot: Humans. Ugh.
 Dr Awkward: @Science This is why we can't have nice things.
 UnknownSample: Oh those aren't flowers?
 Science: People piss me of so much
 Skaalar: Whoever does this should have to walk home.
 Dr Awkward: I see this in the national forest by me a decent amount, especially in the winter, when out-of-towners leave sleds and shit (literally shit sometimes... dirty diapers) behind with zero remorse.
 imaginary gf: fucking assholes
Image 234587   02-26-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
 carpwoman: Reeeeeeepoooooost.
 VeeKay: @Nothing Actually you took this shit to another level. I applaud you sir/madame.
 Joseph: I got fired for looking at this
 Not A Bot: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Robespierre: It's been done (and so has this).
 hajjpodge: This piece changed the way I look at life.
 Ulillillia: Classic.
 VeeKay: Hooo Boy! Here we go again.
 i peed a lil: @Nothing lol
 Derp Herpigan:
 Ihminen: hello? anyone in there?
 guccigucci: mystery.jpg
Image 234586   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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