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269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269165 AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

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15. wolfskin: 1461 points
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 xylophone: Once, some letters in the Home Outfitters sign at the mall burned out so that it said HO OUT TERS
 VeeKay: Best carnival ever! Would attend again.
 Mr. Shine: Bet it smells great in there.
 VoR: Hoe down!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: and this is how i got arrested for fornicating with footwear.
 Uncle Phil: I could use some new gardening tools.
Image 234595   02-26-18   Uploaded by    hanky
 Scoo: Franks, Obama?
 Ulillillia: Grazie, Obama!
 Uncle Phil: Ow ma gaw ith ahn ahmadeen hot daw. (That's what I think it would sound like if you had an Amazing Hot Dog stuffed in your mouth)
 funny in the wall: ok, ok, but is it a sandwich?
 barfolomew: Thanks etc
 Not A Bot: I bet she knows her way around the bed with that rolling pin
Image 234594   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 Mad Collager: @funny in the wall He's been trumpkated.
 Prostata: "Yes mr president... you're a big boy driving a car. Ok mr president, it's nap time now."
 funny in the wall: someone cut his legs off? about time
 Side Boob: He'll still find a way to fuck it up.
 a sedated moose: @Ihminen nope, it's yuuuuuuuge.
 Ihminen: this mario kart dlc looks like shit
Image 234593   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 VeeKay: Dwown it pwopperly plees master
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 mexican: I like to imagine that the big guy there is moral support for that kitten. "Hang in there little guy!"
Image 234592   02-26-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 VeeKay: Doot on my buddy
 VoR: He doesn't know doot code.
 mexican: How is this even a question? Doot Doot motherfucker.
 thecraftywolf: why not both?
 hajjpodge: Doot doot, my bony friend.
Image 234591   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Micro Jackson: Moss Piggy
 VoR: Moss me!
 Mad Collager: Oh Fernie!
 mexican: Fertility goddess idol.
 barfolomew: Ch ch ch chia... chia pig
 Mr. Shine: Kermiiiiieeeeeee
 sparename: Overwhelmed by his luck and surprised that Miss Piggy couldn't see through the disguise, with just some green hair-dye Mr Hedgehog had a rare old time (or did she know all along...?)
 Peach: CSI: Muppets
Image 234590   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 balloon: *squints* does-does he have his dick out?
 Beef Supreme: She's busy putting Ziggy's spine out of place.
 Micro Jackson: I crush you next!
 VoR: Mate, you've put me right off my milk!
 Coolguy: Tonight is your night bro!
 hajjpodge: Rico from Napoleon Dynamite's later years.
Image 234589   02-26-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
 VoR: He doesn't know what lipstick to pick.
 antipatterns: don't use Misfits font
 VeeKay: ...does my head/face look like it's on back to front? Check!
 Coolguy: ... did I remember to plug the headphones in?
 Mexico: "...did I remember to coordinate my outfit to "Maximum Douche" before I left?"
 Mr. Shine: *presses "Play," collects paycheck*
 Peach: "... did I remember to save my entire set to this flash drive before I left?"
 Ihminen: "....did I remember to lock the front door when I left?"
Image 234588   02-26-18   Uploaded by    let it go
 9inchfails: @Yurishiro Lolllll
 brian greene: outdoor greek wedding?
 Teechur: @VoR Khaki and green. They're Boy Scouts! Top notch young men who practice Leave No Trace.
 VoR: @Teechur your scouts? Please say they wear purple.
 Teechur: My Scouts would have this clean in a jiffy. We took a canoe trip and they spent their time picking up trash along the banks. They probably paddled 10 miles on that 5 mile stretch of river.
 a robot: Humans. Ugh.
 Dr Awkward: @Science This is why we can't have nice things.
 UnknownSample: Oh those aren't flowers?
 Science: People piss me of so much
 Skaalar: Whoever does this should have to walk home.
 Dr Awkward: I see this in the national forest by me a decent amount, especially in the winter, when out-of-towners leave sleds and shit (literally shit sometimes... dirty diapers) behind with zero remorse.
 imaginary gf: fucking assholes
Image 234587   02-26-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
 carpwoman: Reeeeeeepoooooost.
 VeeKay: @Nothing Actually you took this shit to another level. I applaud you sir/madame.
 Joseph: I got fired for looking at this
 Not A Bot: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Robespierre: It's been done (and so has this).
 hajjpodge: This piece changed the way I look at life.
 Ulillillia: Classic.
 VeeKay: Hooo Boy! Here we go again.
 i peed a lil: @Nothing lol
 Derp Herpigan:
 Ihminen: hello? anyone in there?
 guccigucci: mystery.jpg
Image 234586   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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