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248533  Christina: @TurkeyVulture You test for midichlorians.

248538  Yurishiro: I do this when I'm bored at restaurants

248539  Yurishiro: But is she annoying? *WINK*

248536  WannaBee: I'll name him Sid.

248530  Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!

248449  glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!

248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

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248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248316 Yurishiro: @Christina I believe watermelons are smaller.

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

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10. Bagels: 2386 points
11. Shay: 2283 points
12. Stephen Milkmus: 2019 points
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15. Telkwa: 1603 points
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 Felicity: Once, some letters in the Home Outfitters sign at the mall burned out so that it said HO OUT TERS
 VeeKay: Best carnival ever! Would attend again.
 Mr. Shine: Bet it smells great in there.
 VoR: Hoe down!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: and this is how i got arrested for fornicating with footwear.
 Uncle Phil: I could use some new gardening tools.
Image 234595   02-26-18   Uploaded by    hanky
 Scoo: Franks, Obama?
 Ulillillia: Grazie, Obama!
 Uncle Phil: Ow ma gaw ith ahn ahmadeen hot daw. (That's what I think it would sound like if you had an Amazing Hot Dog stuffed in your mouth)
 funny in the wall: ok, ok, but is it a sandwich?
 barfolomew: Thanks etc
 Not A Bot: I bet she knows her way around the bed with that rolling pin
Image 234594   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 Mad Collager: @funny in the wall He's been trumpkated.
 Prostata: "Yes mr president... you're a big boy driving a car. Ok mr president, it's nap time now."
 funny in the wall: someone cut his legs off? about time
 Side Boob: He'll still find a way to fuck it up.
 a sedated moose: @Ihminen nope, it's yuuuuuuuge.
 Ihminen: this mario kart dlc looks like shit
Image 234593   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 VeeKay: Dwown it pwopperly plees master
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 mexican: I like to imagine that the big guy there is moral support for that kitten. "Hang in there little guy!"
Image 234592   02-26-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 VeeKay: Doot on my buddy
 VoR: He doesn't know doot code.
 mexican: How is this even a question? Doot Doot motherfucker.
 thecraftywolf: why not both?
 hajjpodge: Doot doot, my bony friend.
Image 234591   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Micro Jackson: Moss Piggy
 VoR: Moss me!
 Mad Collager: Oh Fernie!
 mexican: Fertility goddess idol.
 barfolomew: Ch ch ch chia... chia pig
 Mr. Shine: Kermiiiiieeeeeee
 sparename: Overwhelmed by his luck and surprised that Miss Piggy couldn't see through the disguise, with just some green hair-dye Mr Hedgehog had a rare old time (or did she know all along...?)
 Peach: CSI: Muppets
Image 234590   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Yurishiro: *squints* does-does he have his dick out?
 Beef Supreme: She's busy putting Ziggy's spine out of place.
 Micro Jackson: I crush you next!
 VoR: Mate, you've put me right off my milk!
 Coolguy: Tonight is your night bro!
 hajjpodge: Rico from Napoleon Dynamite's later years.
Image 234589   02-26-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
 VoR: He doesn't know what lipstick to pick.
 antipatterns: don't use Misfits font
 VeeKay: ...does my head/face look like it's on back to front? Check!
 Coolguy: ... did I remember to plug the headphones in?
 Mexico: "...did I remember to coordinate my outfit to "Maximum Douche" before I left?"
 Mr. Shine: *presses "Play," collects paycheck*
 Peach: "... did I remember to save my entire set to this flash drive before I left?"
 Ihminen: "....did I remember to lock the front door when I left?"
Image 234588   02-26-18   Uploaded by    let it go
 9inchfails: @Yurishiro Lolllll
 brian greene: outdoor greek wedding?
 Teechur: @VoR Khaki and green. They're Boy Scouts! Top notch young men who practice Leave No Trace.
 VoR: @Teechur your scouts? Please say they wear purple.
 Teechur: My Scouts would have this clean in a jiffy. We took a canoe trip and they spent their time picking up trash along the banks. They probably paddled 10 miles on that 5 mile stretch of river.
 a robot: Humans. Ugh.
 Dr Awkward: @Science This is why we can't have nice things.
 UnknownSample: Oh those aren't flowers?
 Science: People piss me of so much
 Skaalar: Whoever does this should have to walk home.
 Dr Awkward: I see this in the national forest by me a decent amount, especially in the winter, when out-of-towners leave sleds and shit (literally shit sometimes... dirty diapers) behind with zero remorse.
 Yurishiro: fucking assholes
Image 234587   02-26-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
 carpwoman: Reeeeeeepoooooost.
 VeeKay: @Nothing Actually you took this shit to another level. I applaud you sir/madame.
 Joseph: I got fired for looking at this
 Not A Bot: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Robespierre: It's been done (and so has this).
 hajjpodge: This piece changed the way I look at life.
 Ulillillia: Classic.
 VeeKay: Hooo Boy! Here we go again.
 Yurishiro: @Nothing lol
 Derp Herpigan:
 Ihminen: hello? anyone in there?
 Yurishiro: mystery.jpg
Image 234586   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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