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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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10. cannabis: 2037 points
11. Jonananathan: 1897 points
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15. dirtstick: 1560 points
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Score:
825
 
 Scoo: "They took mah ears!"
 Mr. Shine: Cheer up, kitteh!
Image 234503   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
299
 
 Kaviri: Check out my bulge.
 Mr. Butt: Love that username/upload combo.
 Scoo: Ahhhh! Acid shin attack!
Image 234502   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
475
 
 Robespierre: This is what the REAL Elon Musk looks like, not that stunt double that they're always showing pictures of
 Ulillillia: Ouch
 Dreforian: @Coolguy Must have been right after Red Alert as he never wore ties again!
 Coolguy: Is that Kane from Command and Conquer?
 Scoo: Username/upload combo
Image 234501   02-25-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
285
 
 Mr. Whiskers: ...ladies...
Image 234500   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
195
 
 Kaviri: ...ladies...
 ping: I am intrigued as to the audience of a sign like this. How many people who need the sign in braille are able to find it?
 ping: According to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/… it says "CAPS CAPS M EN / CAPS CAPS WH E E L CH A I R / CAPS CAPS A CC E S S I BLE" where I believe that CAPS CAPS indicates that the whole word is capitalised.
 jochenau: I tried to look it up but it doesn't correspond to English Braille, as far as I can tell...
 Winterneuro: You do know blindness is the cost of joining the Illuminati, right?
Image 234499   02-25-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
1104
 
 Staida: Put that dangerous thing down for God's sake! Now, let's see this sweet blade you got.
 foreversmug: Awesome
 Warrax: That dog built one hell of a mech suit.
 mrdiron: While you were going to kindergarten, I studied the blade.
 Scoo: This picture gave me lung cancer and made me a war hero
 Peter Pantsless: How did you get a picture of my dad
 dangerkeith3000: Get to the reactor, Quaid
Image 234498   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
330
 
 archanon: Whoa. I drive by here everyday. That's the abandoned truck scale in Federal Way along I-5.
 Uncle Phil: Bestow light and power upon my butt.
 Not A Bot: "The court rules that nothing of value was lost. Case dismissed."
 Butcherboy: Pork shoulder
 Ulillillia: To get to the other side
Image 234497   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
491
 
 SaltLick: Snake on the rocks please.
 wolfpk: Let's just be honest; he didn't have a chance to begin with!
 Mr. Whiskers: Might as well stay on that snow, bro.
 Scoo: For me, oversleeping usually follows mating
 barfolomew: Aww, fuck. I missed the disgusting snake orgy, and my blood is still the consistency of mayonnaise.
 dobbiesdoogs: me: "(offers fistbump, pauses) oh, right."
Image 234496   02-25-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
563
 
 Science: We're gonna burn in hell / Green hell / Like every hell but kind of green / In hell, green hell
 WTF: "The Ruins" was real people!
 barfolomew: Ah, Kudzu. The vine that ate the South. And with climate change, it's creeping further north...
 Dr Awkward: Green AF
Image 234495   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
416
 
 Kess: This made me laugh way too hard.
 Mad Collager: And Uncle Rob's offers free pyrotechnics!
 Chest Rockwell: No thanks. Chester's daycare offers free candy.
 Side Boob: Seems legit
 Dr Awkward: RIP Uncle Phil
Image 234494   02-25-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
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