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269080  dangerkeith3000: NERDS

269081  dangerkeith3000: @FabricMan Steve Urkel got hot!

269086  dangerkeith3000: @Mexico Damn, it sounded awesome.

269090  sparename: Now everything LOOKS like bad decisions

269089  sparename: That doesn't look like the bolt-cutters aisle

269090  dangerkeith3000: Domo Arigato!

268945  Theimposter: @a robot Don't underestimate the skill that eye shadow took...

269087  Dr Awkward: Does he mean wife or wives?

269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today:

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

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11. beyardo: 1575 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
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15. blablabla: 1433 points
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 Robespierre: This is what the REAL Elon Musk looks like, not that stunt double that they're always showing pictures of
 Ulillillia: Ouch
 Dreforian: @Coolguy Must have been right after Red Alert as he never wore ties again!
 Coolguy: Is that Kane from Command and Conquer?
 Scoo: Username/upload combo
Image 234501   02-25-18   Uploaded by    brutal
 Mr. Whiskers: ...ladies...
Image 234500   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 Kaviri: ...ladies...
 ping: I am intrigued as to the audience of a sign like this. How many people who need the sign in braille are able to find it?
 ping: According to… it says "CAPS CAPS M EN / CAPS CAPS WH E E L CH A I R / CAPS CAPS A CC E S S I BLE" where I believe that CAPS CAPS indicates that the whole word is capitalised.
 jochenau: I tried to look it up but it doesn't correspond to English Braille, as far as I can tell...
 Winterneuro: You do know blindness is the cost of joining the Illuminati, right?
Image 234499   02-25-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Staida: Put that dangerous thing down for God's sake! Now, let's see this sweet blade you got.
 foreversmug: Awesome
 Warrax: That dog built one hell of a mech suit.
 mrdiron: While you were going to kindergarten, I studied the blade.
 Scoo: This picture gave me lung cancer and made me a war hero
 Peter Pantsless: How did you get a picture of my dad
 dangerkeith3000: Get to the reactor, Quaid
Image 234498   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 archanon: Whoa. I drive by here everyday. That's the abandoned truck scale in Federal Way along I-5.
 Uncle Phil: Bestow light and power upon my butt.
 Not A Bot: "The court rules that nothing of value was lost. Case dismissed."
 Butcherboy: Pork shoulder
 Ulillillia: To get to the other side
Image 234497   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 SaltLick: Snake on the rocks please.
 wolfpk: Let's just be honest; he didn't have a chance to begin with!
 Mr. Whiskers: Might as well stay on that snow, bro.
 Scoo: For me, oversleeping usually follows mating
 barfolomew: Aww, fuck. I missed the disgusting snake orgy, and my blood is still the consistency of mayonnaise.
 dobbiesdoogs: me: "(offers fistbump, pauses) oh, right."
Image 234496   02-25-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
 Science: We're gonna burn in hell / Green hell / Like every hell but kind of green / In hell, green hell
 WTF: "The Ruins" was real people!
 barfolomew: Ah, Kudzu. The vine that ate the South. And with climate change, it's creeping further north...
 Dr Awkward: Green AF
Image 234495   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Nope
 Kess: This made me laugh way too hard.
 Mad Collager: And Uncle Rob's offers free pyrotechnics!
 Chest Rockwell: No thanks. Chester's daycare offers free candy.
 Side Boob: Seems legit
 Dr Awkward: RIP Uncle Phil
Image 234494   02-25-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
 Science: Is that Arctic Pea?
 Teechur: Just realized they got the leash, too!
 Teechur: Where's Grandma?
 Scoo: Look at it kids, that's the Wagon Queen Family Truckster!
 dobbiesdoogs: you may think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it
Image 234493   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I mean it was asking for it, really. Also I'm glad you're still alive and fidlin'
 fanny: haha @Peter Pantsless #229496
 grizzly: @Peter Pantsless This post is just like how I enjoy my steaks... Well done.
 Mr. Whiskers: The Aggro logo makes it
 Not A Bot: The applications of this technology in bank heists alone are staggering
 canada: Always a classic :-D
Image 234492   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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