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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.



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Score:
486
 
 Peter Pantsless: @VeeKay I second @Teechur 's "ouch"
 Whatever: Disclaimer- this applies to paintings, not mass shootings or idiot politicians
 funny in the wall: Ive made a huge happy accident.
 Punt Numbles: Hipster Sans
 Teechur: @VeeKay Ouch
 VeeKay: You didn't meet my son yet.
Image 234441   02-25-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
470
 
 Robespierre: "Arise, my son..."
 Amy Housewine: Someone's at the door Merly
 jochenau: No, Bob Ross, I'm pretty sure this one's a mistake...
Image 234440   02-25-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
240
 
 Dreforian: Replace the bricks piece by piece? Ugh! Fill it in with asphalt and then carefully shape it to look like bricks? No problem already done!
 Whatever: Follow the clean coal road to the glorious future of 1856!
 VeeKay: I can do the work of two men. It's just your bad luck that those men are Laurel and Hardy.
Image 234439   02-25-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
541
 
 Dreforian: @Whatever *Friendly Spaceship not included
 Whatever: Now if there was only something worthwhile to watch on tv...
 Scoo: Classic Gary
 Captain Marsupial: It can be mounted with used shewing gum. Just try it!
Image 234438   02-25-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
185
 
 Mr Bleak: @bug It's not drunk yet.
 Kess: I'm not terribly fond of this nativity scene.
 metallica: @Mr. Shine I hope you're right about the obviously staged pic.
 Science: Cletus cosplay.
 FatTigerWoods: The kid couldn't stop eating for a sec and take a picture? Rude.
 Wort Mumpus: No matter how folksy and off-grid your lifestyle, nobody needs automatic weapons, and nobody needs to arm their toddlers
 TurkeyVulture: Hooray for breastfeeding?
 Mr. Shine: This makes me sad. Both this obviously staged picture, and the tone of these comments. I'm Bad-Voting and moving on.
 Whatever: The more degenerate branch of the Trump family tree
 funny in the wall: Christal Methany and her family
 maura: They dont look happy. I hope things get better for them
 Scoo: Ironic that they live in a school bus, when probably none have either gone to nor ever will go to school
 Ulillillia: Odds are they voted for a billionaire
 Captain Marsupial: The spirit of Dorothea Lange lives on. (This makes me sad.)
 bug: Why didn't you give the baby a gun?
 Prostata: "The gubbermint ain't gonna come make US go to no dentist!"
 wolfpk: This is staged. If it was real, they would have shot that there picture taker.
 FabricMan: Presidential Commission for Nuclear Arms Reduction
 Zarathustra: Beauty of south carolina
Image 234437   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
357
 
 Captain Marsupial: Eventually moths will land on scary ladies and be indistinguishable to birds. Evolution, bithches!
 twitter: @hajjpodge Thanks for that (seriously!). I thought it was a burning muffin wrapper with a face on it :-)
 Scoo: I think I see Jesus
 Captain Marsupial: Eventually moths will land on scary ladies and be indistinguishable to birds. Evolution, bithches!
 VeeKay: Just wow. Awesome. There was me wondering who had burned a hole in a wall and why a weird psychotic looking woman glaring at me!
 amputator: Moth. Not even once!
 hajjpodge: "I'm just a moth."
Image 234436   02-25-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
695
 
 piranharama: This must have some bonus to hit ghosts or something. +3 vs non-corporeals
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: does that make this Jeff Bezoss wifes ring?
 Nymphomania: The Diamond Council recommends you spend two months salary on your wedding rings
 hajjpodge: For extreme chakra re-alignment.
 VeeKay: Pack a geologists hammer and help your lawyer out.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit Marie they're not rocks they're minerals
 Lantry: CRYSTAL ENERGY BITCH
 VeeKay: Talk about broadcasting a punch! This is a total piece of shit. Useless.
Image 234435   02-25-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
461
 
 Kess: DON'T DESTROY HIS DREAMS, PEOPLE
 courtney: LSD 101
 Whatever: Breaking the laws of reality and thermodynamics I see
 flushpuppy: @Ulillillia - I get the impression the ice-cube may not be too aware of reality.
 Amy Housewine: The goose promptly smashed the ice cube to pieces. The cat backed away, not wanting any of that.
 VeeKay: @Ulillillia Scienced!
 Ulillillia: Ice cubes do not work that way
Image 234434   02-25-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
417
 
 jochenau: SAD button :(
 WTF: "I'm trying to get the other half Mikey!"
 Shay: *checks Sit out next hand*
 VeeKay: Time to interview for a new roomie!
Image 234433   02-25-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
666
 
 Science: Your move, creep.
 Dreforian: @Whatever robots will replace human moviegoers?!
 Whatever: Sorry kid, robots will take that job youre dreaming about
 wolfpk: When you are an adult, you can watch the shitty remake of me.
 clayjar: Stay out of...trouble
 Coolguy: Remember that one time Robocop shot that one guy in the dick?
 namename: Finger Cannon, Fire at Will (5)!
Image 234432   02-25-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
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