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258248  WTF: Nice Beaver.

258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

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258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

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Score:
640
 
 Kess: SUCK MY DIRK
 Mr. Shine: *Sucketh Thou Mine Richar-
 Darmstadtium: Some body is going to get an art degree very soon!
 Amy Housewine: Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute... that's not a shark.
 WTF: "This is the face tattoo I'm going to get when I turn 18!"
 VeeKay: You spelled "Do you want fries with that?" all wrong!
 BavidDowie: *Sucke Miye Olde Dycke*
Image 234431   02-25-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
558
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I'd agree - the shadow lines are wrong for a fire there. And I'm very glad of it!
 ping: @Yurishiro I really hope so.
 iamthewalrus: BRUTALITY! Nah I think this has been photoshopped, someone did a cut/paste/rotate @ping
 Dominus Umbrae: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.
 Jabberwikket: "Cake or death!".... "why not both?"
 Wooden Spoon: Firefox
 Pickle Dick: EXTERMINATE!
 wolfpk: Workmans comp insurance is about to go up.
 WTF: "I hate my job."
 Springbok: I feel awful for her, but goddamn there should have been more thought put into the design of that cake
 hajjpodge: I always knew the Romulans can't be trusted.
 Shay: DOMINIC YOU RAT! HOW CAN YOU GIVE YOUR OWN CO-WORKER THE OL' SPICY CAKE?!?!
 VeeKay: And now you gotta law suit to deal with
 tehghost: The guy on the left looks like he planned it all out.
 ping: Fuck. This is loss-of-sight kind of scary. Hope she's OK.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
Image 234430   02-25-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
429
 
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket *marinara
 Jabberwikket: [Drops a huge bowl of pop tarts covered in marina on the table] Eat up then
 Robespierre: Yeah, yeah; and pizzas are topless ravioli. We already knew that.
 Whatever: And pop tarts use chemicals originally developed as preservatives for dog food
 McMuff: Always some weirdo trying to bend the word of FSM to their own agenda!
 VeeKay: #234435 mofo!
 FabricMan: What are ravioli?
 BavidDowie: Pasta. Pastry isn't pasta.
Image 234429   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
626
 
 Cheesecake: Don't upload me like potato.
 Whatever: Upgrading to GLaDOS?
 VeeKay: This is what they believe in 9gag.
 Wet farts: @Scoo Day 3 - Still a potato.
 Scoo: Finally, a practical use for the Grade 4 science fair potato battery!
 BavidDowie: Boil'em, mash'em, pair 'em with your tablet.
 boozer: I'm still alive!
Image 234428   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
380
 
 Robespierre: It would be better if you would just stick to clapping hands for Hormel chili, Jeb.
 Ulillillia: Couldn't be worse
Image 234427   02-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
476
 
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: ouch! I think some people are going to have to look at one up.
 SaltLick: That's what she called him (she being the mother of his first child)
 ping: @Felicity That was my first thought, too.
 Shay: 3/10, not enough chest hair.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Or, Woody Harrelson
Image 234426   02-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
337
 
 Amy Housewine: The Crafty Crapper strikes again.
 MC Delta T: Hilarious nonsense, I like it!
Image 234425   02-25-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
758
 
 BavidDowie: I accidentally planted nipcat this year.
 Ulillillia: Pots are nice.
Image 234424   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
340
 
 Kess: Step 1) Take console. Step 2) Insert into dumpster.
 ruiner: All the bits are leaking out!
 Amy Housewine: @well duh Put the ant-farm keyboards in the radioactive waste, thereby minimizing the ecological impacts of both.
 well duh: Ant farm keyboard?
 carpwoman: Aw, gnats.
 VeeKay: From orbit sir?
 DrinkMixMan: Iiw...
 Teechur: This is what happens when you haven't played Animal Crossing for a while....
 Ulillillia: What is this, a Wii for ants?
 barfolomew: No no no.
 Scoo: Do you want ants? Because that's how Wii get ants!
 sparename: @Pizza We used to use Colclene TE (1.1.1 Trike?) for degreasing machinery, removing the fingerprints from our fingers and killing flies.. One time a huge bluebottle came into the workshop, loud, fast and low, with me from one side and Richard from the other - the poor thing got hit by both streams and gracefully arced into the floor, instantly dead. Now that fun stuff got banned, too
 Pizza: @sparename Squashed-air-in-a-can got unofficially banned at my workplace thanks to some busybody of a visitor concerned about explosions. Now it's harder to get dead flies out of things.
 sparename: I still have two "walking commas" (corn flies?) stuck in my laptop screen from last summer. While they were wandering around between the layers I thought it would be a good idea to squash them.. Now I'll have to completely dismantle the screen to get the corpses out (or use some squashed-air-in-a-can) but can change the slow-to-start light-tube while I'm in there
 Nope: no thanks!
Image 234423   02-25-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
368
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Lestrange @GoGo Robotto : people here make me look up the coolest stuff
 Lestrange: Professor Woland, Koroviev and Behemoth! I can never forgive Russia for some it's crimes against democracy, but at least this shows they have some humanity and humour.
 hammy: @Slerzy Ok, but please read a little of "The Master and Margarita" first. Don't say you weren't warned!
 Slerzy: If I see a cat standing on its hind legs and waving, I'm DEFINITELY talking to it
 VeeKay: Patriach's Ponds sign 'Don't talk to strangers'.
Image 234422   02-25-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
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