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268423  dobbiesdoogs: come to the vet, we have prickly bois

268394  Mad Collager
268417  itskando: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $0. I postered a bored comment and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" at busy front page intersection about 2 hrs and got a color update from local lurkers. They did a +1 on me and I had a new color in less than 24 hrs.

268323  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 ..have a rad for clicking post a second later than me.

268376  VoR: I prefer the chainsaw episode. Its the kinder ending.

268394  Mad Collager: He's the kiwi fruit of their loins.

268380  VoR: meh

268388  VoR: autisms presents Randall Munroes Thousand-Word Challenge

268413  WannaBee: Yea, ok. Run for the boat!

268397  VoR: but you'll have to take my word on the response

268397  VoR: how rude. [from chicken] I am no fucking duck sir, I suspect you are actually the fucking duck. good day!

268399  VoR: ..is typing

268414  Mad Collager: Looks like he's putin' on some weight.

268406  VoR: @Eleftheros Dammit I was fixated on the letters too!

268411  VoR: Horny horse got wood.

268412  VoR: I hate it when managers force you to see things at their level.

268418  VoR: C for yourself

268428  Wet farts: I dont think I'd be mad if this kitten threw up on my rug... yes, I've had a cat

268282  copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268405  KyleisBobDole: Hell yeah Persona 3 rules

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.



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Score:
640
 
 Kess: SUCK MY DIRK
 Mr. Shine: *Sucketh Thou Mine Richar-
 Darmstadtium: Some body is going to get an art degree very soon!
 Amy Housewine: Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute... that's not a shark.
 WTF: "This is the face tattoo I'm going to get when I turn 18!"
 VeeKay: You spelled "Do you want fries with that?" all wrong!
 BavidDowie: *Sucke Miye Olde Dycke*
Image 234431   02-25-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
558
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I'd agree - the shadow lines are wrong for a fire there. And I'm very glad of it!
 ping: @Yurishiro I really hope so.
 iamthewalrus: BRUTALITY! Nah I think this has been photoshopped, someone did a cut/paste/rotate @ping
 Dominus Umbrae: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.
 Jabberwikket: "Cake or death!".... "why not both?"
 Wooden Spoon: Firefox
 Pickle Dick: EXTERMINATE!
 wolfpk: Workmans comp insurance is about to go up.
 WTF: "I hate my job."
 Springbok: I feel awful for her, but goddamn there should have been more thought put into the design of that cake
 hajjpodge: I always knew the Romulans can't be trusted.
 Shay: DOMINIC YOU RAT! HOW CAN YOU GIVE YOUR OWN CO-WORKER THE OL' SPICY CAKE?!?!
 VeeKay: And now you gotta law suit to deal with
 tehghost: The guy on the left looks like he planned it all out.
 ping: Fuck. This is loss-of-sight kind of scary. Hope she's OK.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
Image 234430   02-25-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
429
 
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket *marinara
 Jabberwikket: [Drops a huge bowl of pop tarts covered in marina on the table] Eat up then
 Robespierre: Yeah, yeah; and pizzas are topless ravioli. We already knew that.
 Whatever: And pop tarts use chemicals originally developed as preservatives for dog food
 McMuff: Always some weirdo trying to bend the word of FSM to their own agenda!
 VeeKay: #234435 mofo!
 FabricMan: What are ravioli?
 BavidDowie: Pasta. Pastry isn't pasta.
Image 234429   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
626
 
 Cheesecake: Don't upload me like potato.
 Whatever: Upgrading to GLaDOS?
 VeeKay: This is what they believe in 9gag.
 Wet farts: @Scoo Day 3 - Still a potato.
 Scoo: Finally, a practical use for the Grade 4 science fair potato battery!
 BavidDowie: Boil'em, mash'em, pair 'em with your tablet.
 boozer: I'm still alive!
Image 234428   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: It would be better if you would just stick to clapping hands for Hormel chili, Jeb.
 Ulillillia: Couldn't be worse
Image 234427   02-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
476
 
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: ouch! I think some people are going to have to look at one up.
 SaltLick: That's what she called him (she being the mother of his first child)
 ping: @Felicity That was my first thought, too.
 Shay: 3/10, not enough chest hair.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Or, Woody Harrelson
Image 234426   02-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
337
 
 Amy Housewine: The Crafty Crapper strikes again.
 MC Delta T: Hilarious nonsense, I like it!
Image 234425   02-25-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
758
 
 BavidDowie: I accidentally planted nipcat this year.
 Ulillillia: Pots are nice.
Image 234424   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
340
 
 Kess: Step 1) Take console. Step 2) Insert into dumpster.
 ruiner: All the bits are leaking out!
 Amy Housewine: @well duh Put the ant-farm keyboards in the radioactive waste, thereby minimizing the ecological impacts of both.
 well duh: Ant farm keyboard?
 carpwoman: Aw, gnats.
 VeeKay: From orbit sir?
 DrinkMixMan: Iiw...
 Teechur: This is what happens when you haven't played Animal Crossing for a while....
 Ulillillia: What is this, a Wii for ants?
 barfolomew: No no no.
 Scoo: Do you want ants? Because that's how Wii get ants!
 sparename: @Pizza We used to use Colclene TE (1.1.1 Trike?) for degreasing machinery, removing the fingerprints from our fingers and killing flies.. One time a huge bluebottle came into the workshop, loud, fast and low, with me from one side and Richard from the other - the poor thing got hit by both streams and gracefully arced into the floor, instantly dead. Now that fun stuff got banned, too
 Pizza: @sparename Squashed-air-in-a-can got unofficially banned at my workplace thanks to some busybody of a visitor concerned about explosions. Now it's harder to get dead flies out of things.
 sparename: I still have two "walking commas" (corn flies?) stuck in my laptop screen from last summer. While they were wandering around between the layers I thought it would be a good idea to squash them.. Now I'll have to completely dismantle the screen to get the corpses out (or use some squashed-air-in-a-can) but can change the slow-to-start light-tube while I'm in there
 Nope: no thanks!
Image 234423   02-25-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
368
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Lestrange @GoGo Robotto : people here make me look up the coolest stuff
 Lestrange: Professor Woland, Koroviev and Behemoth! I can never forgive Russia for some it's crimes against democracy, but at least this shows they have some humanity and humour.
 hammy: @Slerzy Ok, but please read a little of "The Master and Margarita" first. Don't say you weren't warned!
 Slerzy: If I see a cat standing on its hind legs and waving, I'm DEFINITELY talking to it
 VeeKay: Patriach's Ponds sign 'Don't talk to strangers'.
Image 234422   02-25-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
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