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268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I'd agree - the shadow lines are wrong for a fire there. And I'm very glad of it!
 ping: @Yurishiro I really hope so.
 iamthewalrus: BRUTALITY! Nah I think this has been photoshopped, someone did a cut/paste/rotate @ping
 Dominus Umbrae: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.
 Jabberwikket: "Cake or death!".... "why not both?"
 Wooden Spoon: Firefox
 Pickle Dick: EXTERMINATE!
 wolfpk: Workmans comp insurance is about to go up.
 WTF: "I hate my job."
 Springbok: I feel awful for her, but goddamn there should have been more thought put into the design of that cake
 hajjpodge: I always knew the Romulans can't be trusted.
 Shay: DOMINIC YOU RAT! HOW CAN YOU GIVE YOUR OWN CO-WORKER THE OL' SPICY CAKE?!?!
 VeeKay: And now you gotta law suit to deal with
 tehghost: The guy on the left looks like he planned it all out.
 ping: Fuck. This is loss-of-sight kind of scary. Hope she's OK.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
Image 234430   02-25-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
429
 
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket *marinara
 Jabberwikket: [Drops a huge bowl of pop tarts covered in marina on the table] Eat up then
 Robespierre: Yeah, yeah; and pizzas are topless ravioli. We already knew that.
 Whatever: And pop tarts use chemicals originally developed as preservatives for dog food
 McMuff: Always some weirdo trying to bend the word of FSM to their own agenda!
 VeeKay: #234435 mofo!
 FabricMan: What are ravioli?
 BavidDowie: Pasta. Pastry isn't pasta.
Image 234429   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
626
 
 Cheesecake: Don't upload me like potato.
 Whatever: Upgrading to GLaDOS?
 VeeKay: This is what they believe in 9gag.
 Wet farts: @Scoo Day 3 - Still a potato.
 Scoo: Finally, a practical use for the Grade 4 science fair potato battery!
 BavidDowie: Boil'em, mash'em, pair 'em with your tablet.
 boozer: I'm still alive!
Image 234428   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
441
 
 Robespierre: It would be better if you would just stick to clapping hands for Hormel chili, Jeb.
 Ulillillia: Couldn't be worse
Image 234427   02-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
476
 
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: ouch! I think some people are going to have to look at one up.
 SaltLick: That's what she called him (she being the mother of his first child)
 ping: @Felicity That was my first thought, too.
 Shay: 3/10, not enough chest hair.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Or, Woody Harrelson
Image 234426   02-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
337
 
 Amy Housewine: The Crafty Crapper strikes again.
 MC Delta T: Hilarious nonsense, I like it!
Image 234425   02-25-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
758
 
 BavidDowie: I accidentally planted nipcat this year.
 Ulillillia: Pots are nice.
Image 234424   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
340
 
 Kess: Step 1) Take console. Step 2) Insert into dumpster.
 ruiner: All the bits are leaking out!
 Amy Housewine: @well duh Put the ant-farm keyboards in the radioactive waste, thereby minimizing the ecological impacts of both.
 well duh: Ant farm keyboard?
 carpwoman: Aw, gnats.
 VeeKay: From orbit sir?
 DrinkMixMan: Iiw...
 Teechur: This is what happens when you haven't played Animal Crossing for a while....
 Ulillillia: What is this, a Wii for ants?
 barfolomew: No no no.
 Scoo: Do you want ants? Because that's how Wii get ants!
 sparename: @Pizza We used to use Colclene TE (1.1.1 Trike?) for degreasing machinery, removing the fingerprints from our fingers and killing flies.. One time a huge bluebottle came into the workshop, loud, fast and low, with me from one side and Richard from the other - the poor thing got hit by both streams and gracefully arced into the floor, instantly dead. Now that fun stuff got banned, too
 Pizza: @sparename Squashed-air-in-a-can got unofficially banned at my workplace thanks to some busybody of a visitor concerned about explosions. Now it's harder to get dead flies out of things.
 sparename: I still have two "walking commas" (corn flies?) stuck in my laptop screen from last summer. While they were wandering around between the layers I thought it would be a good idea to squash them.. Now I'll have to completely dismantle the screen to get the corpses out (or use some squashed-air-in-a-can) but can change the slow-to-start light-tube while I'm in there
 Nope: no thanks!
Image 234423   02-25-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: @Lestrange @GoGo Robotto : people here make me look up the coolest stuff
 Lestrange: Professor Woland, Koroviev and Behemoth! I can never forgive Russia for some it's crimes against democracy, but at least this shows they have some humanity and humour.
 hammy: @Slerzy Ok, but please read a little of "The Master and Margarita" first. Don't say you weren't warned!
 Slerzy: If I see a cat standing on its hind legs and waving, I'm DEFINITELY talking to it
 VeeKay: Patriach's Ponds sign 'Don't talk to strangers'.
Image 234422   02-25-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
287
 
 Whatever: Why isnt Wakanda listed you racist?
 BavidDowie: Welcome to Moesganistan!
 VeeKay: I don't see no Nambia on there.
 Scoo: I live in the People's Republic of Qdoba
Image 234421   02-25-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
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