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269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

269117  dangerkeith3000: @MrBoffo He's talking to a five-cow chick but tells her she's only worth 3 cows.

269108  SunWukong: Not flying anywhere.

269118  dangerkeith3000: She's leaving room for Jesus.

269111  SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.

269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
626
 
 Cheesecake: Don't upload me like potato.
 Whatever: Upgrading to GLaDOS?
 VeeKay: This is what they believe in 9gag.
 Wet farts: @Scoo Day 3 - Still a potato.
 Scoo: Finally, a practical use for the Grade 4 science fair potato battery!
 BavidDowie: Boil'em, mash'em, pair 'em with your tablet.
 boozer: I'm still alive!
Image 234428   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
441
 
 Robespierre: It would be better if you would just stick to clapping hands for Hormel chili, Jeb.
 Ulillillia: Couldn't be worse
Image 234427   02-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
476
 
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: ouch! I think some people are going to have to look at one up.
 SaltLick: That's what she called him (she being the mother of his first child)
 ping: @Felicity That was my first thought, too.
 Shay: 3/10, not enough chest hair.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Or, Woody Harrelson
Image 234426   02-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
337
 
 Amy Housewine: The Crafty Crapper strikes again.
 MC Delta T: Hilarious nonsense, I like it!
Image 234425   02-25-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
758
 
 BavidDowie: I accidentally planted nipcat this year.
 Ulillillia: Pots are nice.
Image 234424   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
340
 
 Kess: Step 1) Take console. Step 2) Insert into dumpster.
 ruiner: All the bits are leaking out!
 Amy Housewine: @well duh Put the ant-farm keyboards in the radioactive waste, thereby minimizing the ecological impacts of both.
 well duh: Ant farm keyboard?
 carpwoman: Aw, gnats.
 VeeKay: From orbit sir?
 DrinkMixMan: Iiw...
 Teechur: This is what happens when you haven't played Animal Crossing for a while....
 Ulillillia: What is this, a Wii for ants?
 barfolomew: No no no.
 Scoo: Do you want ants? Because that's how Wii get ants!
 sparename: @Pizza We used to use Colclene TE (1.1.1 Trike?) for degreasing machinery, removing the fingerprints from our fingers and killing flies.. One time a huge bluebottle came into the workshop, loud, fast and low, with me from one side and Richard from the other - the poor thing got hit by both streams and gracefully arced into the floor, instantly dead. Now that fun stuff got banned, too
 Pizza: @sparename Squashed-air-in-a-can got unofficially banned at my workplace thanks to some busybody of a visitor concerned about explosions. Now it's harder to get dead flies out of things.
 sparename: I still have two "walking commas" (corn flies?) stuck in my laptop screen from last summer. While they were wandering around between the layers I thought it would be a good idea to squash them.. Now I'll have to completely dismantle the screen to get the corpses out (or use some squashed-air-in-a-can) but can change the slow-to-start light-tube while I'm in there
 Nope: no thanks!
Image 234423   02-25-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
368
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Lestrange @GoGo Robotto : people here make me look up the coolest stuff
 Lestrange: Professor Woland, Koroviev and Behemoth! I can never forgive Russia for some it's crimes against democracy, but at least this shows they have some humanity and humour.
 hammy: @Slerzy Ok, but please read a little of "The Master and Margarita" first. Don't say you weren't warned!
 Slerzy: If I see a cat standing on its hind legs and waving, I'm DEFINITELY talking to it
 VeeKay: Patriach's Ponds sign 'Don't talk to strangers'.
Image 234422   02-25-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
287
 
 Whatever: Why isnt Wakanda listed you racist?
 BavidDowie: Welcome to Moesganistan!
 VeeKay: I don't see no Nambia on there.
 Scoo: I live in the People's Republic of Qdoba
Image 234421   02-25-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
229
 
 antipatterns: Wolfman Vs. Capitalism
 VeeKay: "and we had to run across a national guard firing range to get to school. Your Great Grammy made us packed lunches but they were just potatoes. Not cooked or anything".
 Johnnydunebuggy: Oh hey, it's that one economist guy whose always saying how screwed we're going to be.
 tib gubb: ol' uncle dad, looking like he's about to drop some horror stories about what it took him for us to get here.
Image 234420   02-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
68
 
 Science: Insane Clown Marley
 copunter: ol' uncle dad
 Derp Herpigan: @Prostata yeeeees?
 Prostata: deeeeerp
Image 234419   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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