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254124  Laree: Looks like Hulk's crashed! Maybe because he's trashed, or he just smashed.

254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253786 BavidDowie: Horny moms choose stiff



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Score:
171
 
 antipatterns: Wolfman Vs. Capitalism
 VeeKay: "and we had to run across a national guard firing range to get to school. Your Great Grammy made us packed lunches but they were just potatoes. Not cooked or anything".
 Johnnydunebuggy: Oh hey, it's that one economist guy whose always saying how screwed we're going to be.
 tib gubb: ol' uncle dad, looking like he's about to drop some horror stories about what it took him for us to get here.
Image 234420   02-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
68
 
 Science: Insane Clown Marley
 copunter: ol' uncle dad
 Derp Herpigan: @Prostata yeeeees?
 Prostata: deeeeerp
Image 234419   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
510
 
 Cory Trevor: @grizzly you got me!
 MasterTwig: Ugh. You're supposed to impale it so it's spinning the other way around. Nobody ever hangs toilet paper correctly.
 tea: Doubles as a cup-holder
 kornisjon: This settles that argument.
 grizzly: Chaotic evil
 Robespierre: Looks legit. Now get wipin'
Image 234418   02-25-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
366
 
 Not A Bot: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.
 Johnnydunebuggy: My dog can do that - but he won't. Says it "human work".
Image 234417   02-25-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
254
 
 DrinkMixMan: Rigatoni Hawk
 Robespierre: That old surfboard trick, Goofy Foot, updated for modern sensibilities
Image 234416   02-25-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
636
 
 Johnnydunebuggy: Please, don't speak, just hold me.
 a robot: @hajjpodge I, for one, welcome our new bird overlords
 hajjpodge: Pledge allegiance to birbs and it will be remembered come the birb times.
Image 234415   02-25-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
260
 
 Scoo: He hates Particle Man
 VoR: Half way to being square
 Shay: The Illuminati isn't that intimidating.
 sparename: Going to meet his Mister Maker
 hajjpodge: Don't be sad, at least you're not square!
Image 234414   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
750
 
 BavidDowie: Two of those are sea urchins, and one is a cactus!
 Ulillillia: Gotta bake fast
 Robespierre: One prickly situation, comin' up!
Image 234413   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
554
 
 Wooden Spoon: "In the year one million and a half / humankind is enslaved by giraffe. Man must pay for all his misdeeds / when the treetops are stripped of their leaves."
 Darmstadtium: I, for one, welcome our new Long-Necked Overlords with a nutritious offer!
 Shay: Don't look son, your mother will divorce me.
 VoR: He licks it. He licks it a lot.
 ping: "I'm still taller." *mlem*
Image 234412   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
509
 
 Mr Bleak: @itskando Ah! So the client asked for "Faith" or "Fortune" in English, like those silly "Chinese" tats some people get? Could be...
 itskando: @Robespierre looks like China tho. See the sign
 Peter Pantsless: Ah, they're probably going to shave it off and were just having a bit of fun. I give myself goofy facial hair whenever I shave my beard off
 TheFrogMan: Never short-change the pet grooming service!
 BavidDowie: I see Daddy has custody this weekend?
 james: Good lettering!
 VoR: That's pretty tidy
 Johnnydunebuggy: Oh no, fuck U!
 Robespierre: This looks like exactly the kind of grooming pit that I might expect shit like this to come out of. C'mon Murica, get sane for a change.
 Prostata: AW don't do this to the pupper!
 Scoo: This is SAD
Image 234411   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
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