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268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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Score:
201
 
 antipatterns: Wolfman Vs. Capitalism
 VeeKay: "and we had to run across a national guard firing range to get to school. Your Great Grammy made us packed lunches but they were just potatoes. Not cooked or anything".
 Johnnydunebuggy: Oh hey, it's that one economist guy whose always saying how screwed we're going to be.
 tib gubb: ol' uncle dad, looking like he's about to drop some horror stories about what it took him for us to get here.
Image 234420   02-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
68
 
 Science: Insane Clown Marley
 copunter: ol' uncle dad
 Derp Herpigan: @Prostata yeeeees?
 Prostata: deeeeerp
Image 234419   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
510
 
 Cory Trevor: @grizzly you got me!
 MasterTwig: Ugh. You're supposed to impale it so it's spinning the other way around. Nobody ever hangs toilet paper correctly.
 tea: Doubles as a cup-holder
 kornisjon: This settles that argument.
 grizzly: Chaotic evil
 Robespierre: Looks legit. Now get wipin'
Image 234418   02-25-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
366
 
 Not A Bot: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.
 Johnnydunebuggy: My dog can do that - but he won't. Says it "human work".
Image 234417   02-25-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
254
 
 DrinkMixMan: Rigatoni Hawk
 Robespierre: That old surfboard trick, Goofy Foot, updated for modern sensibilities
Image 234416   02-25-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
636
 
 Johnnydunebuggy: Please, don't speak, just hold me.
 a robot: @hajjpodge I, for one, welcome our new bird overlords
 hajjpodge: Pledge allegiance to birbs and it will be remembered come the birb times.
Image 234415   02-25-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
260
 
 Scoo: He hates Particle Man
 VoR: Half way to being square
 Shay: The Illuminati isn't that intimidating.
 sparename: Going to meet his Mister Maker
 hajjpodge: Don't be sad, at least you're not square!
Image 234414   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
750
 
 BavidDowie: Two of those are sea urchins, and one is a cactus!
 Ulillillia: Gotta bake fast
 Robespierre: One prickly situation, comin' up!
Image 234413   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
554
 
 Wooden Spoon: "In the year one million and a half / humankind is enslaved by giraffe. Man must pay for all his misdeeds / when the treetops are stripped of their leaves."
 Darmstadtium: I, for one, welcome our new Long-Necked Overlords with a nutritious offer!
 Shay: Don't look son, your mother will divorce me.
 VoR: He licks it. He licks it a lot.
 ping: "I'm still taller." *mlem*
Image 234412   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
509
 
 Mr Bleak: @itskando Ah! So the client asked for "Faith" or "Fortune" in English, like those silly "Chinese" tats some people get? Could be...
 itskando: @Robespierre looks like China tho. See the sign
 Peter Pantsless: Ah, they're probably going to shave it off and were just having a bit of fun. I give myself goofy facial hair whenever I shave my beard off
 TheFrogMan: Never short-change the pet grooming service!
 BavidDowie: I see Daddy has custody this weekend?
 james: Good lettering!
 VoR: That's pretty tidy
 Johnnydunebuggy: Oh no, fuck U!
 Robespierre: This looks like exactly the kind of grooming pit that I might expect shit like this to come out of. C'mon Murica, get sane for a change.
 Prostata: AW don't do this to the pupper!
 Scoo: This is SAD
Image 234411   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
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