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268575  WannaBee: The oaf tour broke any?

268612  sparename: Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab

268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

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268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!



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Image 234408 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Joetato. Boo, Joetato.
Score:
126
 
 Robespierre: @bug There should be more than one, then.
 bug: I get it.
 VeeKay: Did you give him your flower?
 VoR: Nice?
 hajjpodge: Thought it was a Demogorgon tattoo for a moment.
Image 234407   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
708
 
 VeeKay: Classic Yves!
 El hefe: HEEYY YOOUUUU GUUUUUYYYS!
 Ulillillia: Non
 Sandor: Sloth loves Chunk!
 Scoo: Your Yves looks broken
Image 234406   02-25-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
553
 
 Otterman: @Robespierre (Dana Carvey imitating Robin Leach) Oy don't know why!
 Wooden Spoon: I it when Ed hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club, but he lost me when he apologized and worked on songs with him.
 Robespierre: @Otterman What's doubly cool is that while I have heard the name, I couldn't identify even one of his songs. Did he win on some television talent hunt show or something?
 Otterman: In Japan he's known as "Sissy Bad Hair Cut Singer Man"
 WTF: @Robespierre You'd definitely know him after that!
 Robespierre: You know what's really cool? I wouldn't know Ed Sheeran if he bit me on the bum.
 a robot: Normally I like Hobbits but man, I fucking hate Ed Sheeran
Image 234405   02-25-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
188
 
 nimbus: The third cat does not look comfortable
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Smart call.
 carpwoman: UH, I BUY it, the cat uses it. Lol. Clarification cuz I know you guys.
 carpwoman: I use this but never looked that closely at the box.
 Robespierre: Cats are non-plussed by it!
 a robot: Cats love it!
 tib gubb: fun fact - if you buy this, you get put on a list
Image 234404   02-25-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
641
 
 Whatever: Thats a spicy meatball
 Not A Bot: Impatiently waiting to howl at the moon
 Mr. Shine: Yoga Fire!
 VoR: Is it going out or in to her?
 Robespierre: They call her Scorch
 Scoo: She's fine
 barfolomew: GET IT?
 barfolomew: That's hot.
Image 234403   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Image 234402 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffle iron. You have brought shame on us, waffle iron.
Score:
539
 
 hajjpodge: Yes, all of these things go together.
 kornisjon: Something for everyone!
 Natch: There used to be a channel called Teletoon Retro that showed cartoons from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, and they would show promos where they would edit together clips from all their different shows, so you would see 1970s Spider-Man and 1990s Batman and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and the Transformers all in the same promo, and it gave the delightful impression that they all existed in the same universe and hung out together
 Shay: That's not Shrek, it's Yoda's big brother.
 Not A Bot: Bringing the sexy back to topless blending.
 Bagels: Shrek is mostly known for his sense of right
 Skaalar: Sense of Right Alliance has to be a band name somewhere.
Image 234401   02-25-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
444
 
 ping: @ignatz @Annoying Vegan @Bagels *ping* #234456.
 trumpet: Vibeology
 ping: @ignatz @Annoying Vegan @Bagels Hmmmm...
 Hyphae: Off screen for sake of decency: "Bone Phone"
 VoR: No foam phone? Shame.
 Annoying Vegan : @ignatz Someone should tape up a Fisher Price chatter phone with that label
 Bagels: I noticed that the courtesy phone is hanging upside down and now it's annoying me
 greenbean: Phony McPhoneface
 Skaalar: Its a fraaaaaaaaaaauuuuudddd
Image 234400   02-25-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
592
 
 Shay: @Robespierre I hear that brother.
 Robespierre: Lies. MTA is totally fucked these days
 mrdiron: I like to move it move it
 tokyopig: When I bowel move do you bowel move?
 WTF: He likes to move it move it.
 Not A Bot: Will?
 Dr Awkward: Put your hands up on my bus. When I cuss, you cuss, we cuss.
Image 234399   02-25-18   Uploaded by    balloon
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