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269124  antipatterns: nope

269098  antipatterns: slither was a good movie

269122  cenecia: Pastaception

269102  Micro Jackson: The smells

269103  Micro Jackson: Fuck that underwater shit

269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

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268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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Score:
553
 
 Otterman: @Robespierre (Dana Carvey imitating Robin Leach) Oy don't know why!
 Wooden Spoon: I it when Ed hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club, but he lost me when he apologized and worked on songs with him.
 Robespierre: @Otterman What's doubly cool is that while I have heard the name, I couldn't identify even one of his songs. Did he win on some television talent hunt show or something?
 Otterman: In Japan he's known as "Sissy Bad Hair Cut Singer Man"
 WTF: @Robespierre You'd definitely know him after that!
 Robespierre: You know what's really cool? I wouldn't know Ed Sheeran if he bit me on the bum.
 a robot: Normally I like Hobbits but man, I fucking hate Ed Sheeran
Image 234405   02-25-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
188
 
 nimbus: The third cat does not look comfortable
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Smart call.
 carpwoman: UH, I BUY it, the cat uses it. Lol. Clarification cuz I know you guys.
 carpwoman: I use this but never looked that closely at the box.
 Robespierre: Cats are non-plussed by it!
 a robot: Cats love it!
 tib gubb: fun fact - if you buy this, you get put on a list
Image 234404   02-25-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
641
 
 Whatever: Thats a spicy meatball
 Not A Bot: Impatiently waiting to howl at the moon
 Mr. Shine: Yoga Fire!
 VoR: Is it going out or in to her?
 Robespierre: They call her Scorch
 Scoo: She's fine
 barfolomew: GET IT?
 barfolomew: That's hot.
Image 234403   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Image 234402 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffle iron. Boo, waffle iron.
Score:
539
 
 hajjpodge: Yes, all of these things go together.
 kornisjon: Something for everyone!
 Natch: There used to be a channel called Teletoon Retro that showed cartoons from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, and they would show promos where they would edit together clips from all their different shows, so you would see 1970s Spider-Man and 1990s Batman and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and the Transformers all in the same promo, and it gave the delightful impression that they all existed in the same universe and hung out together
 Shay: That's not Shrek, it's Yoda's big brother.
 Not A Bot: Bringing the sexy back to topless blending.
 Bagels: Shrek is mostly known for his sense of right
 Skaalar: Sense of Right Alliance has to be a band name somewhere.
Image 234401   02-25-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
444
 
 ping: @ignatz @Annoying Vegan @Bagels *ping* #234456.
 trumpet: Vibeology
 ping: @ignatz @Annoying Vegan @Bagels Hmmmm...
 Hyphae: Off screen for sake of decency: "Bone Phone"
 VoR: No foam phone? Shame.
 Annoying Vegan : @ignatz Someone should tape up a Fisher Price chatter phone with that label
 Bagels: I noticed that the courtesy phone is hanging upside down and now it's annoying me
 greenbean: Phony McPhoneface
 Skaalar: Its a fraaaaaaaaaaauuuuudddd
Image 234400   02-25-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
592
 
 Shay: @Robespierre I hear that brother.
 Robespierre: Lies. MTA is totally fucked these days
 mrdiron: I like to move it move it
 tokyopig: When I bowel move do you bowel move?
 WTF: He likes to move it move it.
 Not A Bot: Will?
 Dr Awkward: Put your hands up on my bus. When I cuss, you cuss, we cuss.
Image 234399   02-25-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
479
 
 ping: The wikipedia entry on Fnord (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…) is worth a read if you're interested in brain-hacking fiction. Unfortunately I did my image search with my eyes shut and am a long long way from being original with the logo. Even the wikipedia page has a Ford/Fnord logo on it. Meh.
 Robespierre: No Fnord. Dronf.
 Annoying Vegan : Pining for the fnords
 Dr Awkward: Built Fnord tough
Image 234398   02-25-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
314
 
 Whatever: Mitch McConnell and his rat pack in their early years
 DrinkMixMan: You look good with that cigarette kid. Kind of sophisticated.
 VeeKay: Plot twist: They all joined the Army together and were in the 77th Infantry Division in 1918. The smoking didn't matter.
 tokyopig: mfw I think they're stupid for smoking but they're actually thinking a lot more clearly than me because of the nicotine.
 Mr. Whiskers: Wow, those kids are cool
 barfolomew: Newsies, man. They're the subject of cutesy musicals but they'd actually fuck you up.
Image 234397   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
703
 
 Robespierre: Begone, pesky words!
 Bagels: The words actually make this less great
Image 234396   02-25-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
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