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268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. time is wastin: 1642 points
 8. Sydney: 1573 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
13. frenk: 1474 points
14. crappypants: 1439 points
15. fisto: 1419 points
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Score:
333
 
 wolfpk: Dog it trying to decide if he should tell her the truth
 WTF: "The dog's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick."
 redmonkey3: It's all yours kid...
 original og: DILK
Image 234382   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
709
 
 Kess: "Oooo, I'm just tall enough now to bite you in the face!"
 BavidDowie: I shall dub thee "Knobbely-Wobbly".
 Beeble: Somebody didn't skip knee day.
 Side Boob: Is your girlfriend a giraffe?
Image 234381   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Image 234380 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Drunk Orc. Your image was bad, Drunk Orc.
Score:
504
 
 Robespierre: @jochenau It almost looks like the Mozilla Thunderbird logo, reversed
 artfulcodger: King Chicken
 jochenau: "Can you make it look like a raven died pitifully while cradling my scalp?" "Say no more."
 Amy Housewine: Young Noel Edmonds. Kill him before he ruins more lives.
Image 234379   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
418
 
 Mr Bleak: Is it a sailboat?
 DrinkMixMan: Hey, it's not weird, my girlfriend says it's distinctive
 redmonkey3: Mine has more ridges and a suction base ! ;0
 Side Boob: I should pay for HBO
 Rachelina: So weird!
 ping: Today's weirdo item was brought to you by Pantones 1Y01 SP to 4R15 SP.
 clueful: I have that one!
Image 234378   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
503
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 redmonkey3: H.R. Giger eats things he shouldn't before bed - nightmares ensue
 charlemagne: going right off the theory of evolution
 Amy Housewine: *Bugle* Here comes the cavalry!
Image 234377   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
357
 
 Robespierre: "Just call me Buzz."
 norgu5: Anti bald tattoo
 Zarathustra: Stop deforestation
Image 234376   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
478
 
 blue shoes: Tim Roth
 Robespierre: Turn on, tune in ... now what?
 sparename: Oh really? no, O'Reilly
 redmonkey3: Stethescope part confuses me; more
 Not A Bot: Step one: Wear a fedora Step two: Wear cargo shorts and an anime T-shirt.
 sylveon: I'm all ears
 piranharama: Yes dear
 waffles: Can you hear me now?
Image 234375   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
592
 
 wolfpk: Bad,not smoking a joint.
 Scoo: Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Willie Nelson
 redmonkey3: No matter HOW cute, do not put pre.rolled into his gift bag. Also: Awwwwww!
 VeeKay: Wee Willy
 livelovebarf: Hell's angels get dem young
 Sadbot: I wanna get high with this kid
 a robot: "I have no idea who I'm dressed as!"
Image 234374   02-25-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
362
 
 wolfpk: There's a child in my car; I don't have any children!!!
 Side Boob: Waze knows too much
 jochenau: Well, it looks like my baby is already a ghost, so...
 sad face: No thanks
Image 234373   02-25-18   Uploaded by    petunias
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