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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
362
 
 wolfpk: There's a child in my car; I don't have any children!!!
 Side Boob: Waze knows too much
 jochenau: Well, it looks like my baby is already a ghost, so...
 sad face: No thanks
Image 234373   02-25-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
738
 
 wolfpk: Kitty's got a nice right hook.
 james: YOUR HUMAN DEFENSES WILL NOT CONTAIN ME
 Aufziehvogel: HERE'S JOHNNY!!!
 Soy Peso: CAT WANTS IN
Image 234372   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
559
 
 kornisjon: Yeah! Woo!
 hajjpodge: Same.
 Fiveninety: i hate your life, too
 Vorm Gongo: I LATE MY HIFE
 Zarathustra: Jon bovi
Image 234371   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
404
 
 Wooden Spoon: @redmonkey3: your friend missed an opportunity to call her HAMibelle
 wolfpk: @apoxia Chicken with eat other chickens while they are alive!
 Robespierre: Finger, then lick? Hm.
 Darmstadtium: Does this count as recycling?
 redmonkey3: Friend had pet pig who LOVED bacon... she was named Hannibelle
 Mentos Pormer: Not cool
 apoxia: Yep, chickens eat chickens. Something else to blow your mind: lots of animals will eat dead of their species (even humans).
 TrumpyTrump: Egg shell is good for brooding hens (it obviously contains everything they need to grow the shell on their upcoming eggs), but you have to crush it to powder first. If they recognise what they are eating, they can sometimes get it into their heads that their own eggs are yummy.
 VoR: Make my chicken more chicken!
Image 234370   02-25-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
258
 
 Scoo: Safety Third!
 VoR: Wood gets in the way
Image 234369   02-25-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
368
 
 wolfpk: We all float up here.
 hajjpodge: @Amy Housewine Is that one of those late-night DVDs?
 Scoo: Can't sleep, Clown Jesus will eat me
 Zarathustra: Cloning Jesus IS more of a threat.
 Amy Housewine: Clown Meat Treats to Eat.
Image 234368   02-25-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
273
 
 wolfpk: The Flea all grown up.
 Greifer: Mr White?! wtf!
Image 234367   02-25-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
575
 
 Wooden Spoon: Car Hole
 DrinkMixMan: *sard
 Ulillillia: *sayul
 VeeKay: My Early Years: Home schooling with mom.
 obama: Thats basically right. Its when people pronounce it gradge that it bothers me
 Amy Housewine: *Garridge
 a robot: The Weezer song "In The Garage" pronounced the word basically like that and it always bothered me
Image 234366   02-25-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
99
 
 Science: @Side Boob @Scoo: Trump doesn't like NK, so the Fox report is probably truthful. Just don't post any Russia stories from them...
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - gotcha; good plan
 Side Boob: @Scoo oh dear! I thought I had the one from BBC. :welp:
 Scoo: @Side Boob Truthful? That was a Fox News link!
 Side Boob: @redmonkey3 I don't like the propaganda @kimjongun posts, so I always post something truthful.
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - annnd ?
 Side Boob: Reality of North Korea foxnews.com/world/2017/08/30/…
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 234365   02-25-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
287
 
 Amy Housewine: That's what you think. They ain't yet built the prison that can hold me.
 addend: A private cell /and/ a properly oriented roll of toilet paper? Totally worth it.
Image 234364   02-25-18   Uploaded by    professional
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