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254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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 Wooden Spoon: @redmonkey3: your friend missed an opportunity to call her HAMibelle
 wolfpk: @apoxia Chicken with eat other chickens while they are alive!
 Robespierre: Finger, then lick? Hm.
 Darmstadtium: Does this count as recycling?
 redmonkey3: Friend had pet pig who LOVED bacon... she was named Hannibelle
 Mentos Pormer: Not cool
 apoxia: Yep, chickens eat chickens. Something else to blow your mind: lots of animals will eat dead of their species (even humans).
 TrumpyTrump: Egg shell is good for brooding hens (it obviously contains everything they need to grow the shell on their upcoming eggs), but you have to crush it to powder first. If they recognise what they are eating, they can sometimes get it into their heads that their own eggs are yummy.
 VoR: Make my chicken more chicken!
Image 234370   02-25-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
258
 
 Scoo: Safety Third!
 VoR: Wood gets in the way
Image 234369   02-25-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
368
 
 wolfpk: We all float up here.
 hajjpodge: @Amy Housewine Is that one of those late-night DVDs?
 Scoo: Can't sleep, Clown Jesus will eat me
 Zarathustra: Cloning Jesus IS more of a threat.
 Amy Housewine: Clown Meat Treats to Eat.
Image 234368   02-25-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
273
 
 wolfpk: The Flea all grown up.
 Greifer: Mr White?! wtf!
Image 234367   02-25-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
575
 
 Wooden Spoon: Car Hole
 DrinkMixMan: *sard
 Ulillillia: *sayul
 VeeKay: My Early Years: Home schooling with mom.
 obama: Thats basically right. Its when people pronounce it gradge that it bothers me
 Amy Housewine: *Garridge
 a robot: The Weezer song "In The Garage" pronounced the word basically like that and it always bothered me
Image 234366   02-25-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
99
 
 Science: @Side Boob @Scoo: Trump doesn't like NK, so the Fox report is probably truthful. Just don't post any Russia stories from them...
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - gotcha; good plan
 Side Boob: @Scoo oh dear! I thought I had the one from BBC. :welp:
 Scoo: @Side Boob Truthful? That was a Fox News link!
 Side Boob: @redmonkey3 I don't like the propaganda @kimjongun posts, so I always post something truthful.
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - annnd ?
 Side Boob: Reality of North Korea foxnews.com/world/2017/08/30/…
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 234365   02-25-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
287
 
 Amy Housewine: That's what you think. They ain't yet built the prison that can hold me.
 addend: A private cell /and/ a properly oriented roll of toilet paper? Totally worth it.
Image 234364   02-25-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
439
 
 BavidDowie: What your ex thinks happened to you.
 Amy Housewine: *Is thrown through the air for several miles*
 In The Pocket: Finally. Now can I get off?
 Peter Pantsless: 'bout time
 Ulillillia: You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
Image 234363   02-25-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
610
 
 Kess: "Damn it, we've been going around in circles for four days!"
 trelyate: damnit, who let MC Escher design the staircase?
 redmonkey3: Tadao Ando - self taught japanese architect with some amazing creations
 mrwiffler: Where did our houses go?
 Whatever: Now we know where they got the idea for Q*Bert
Image 234362   02-25-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
546
 
 Mr Bleak: @Scoo Hah! My wife doesn't either...
 hajjpodge: D E H U M A N I Z E Y O U R S E L F A N D F A C E T O B L O O D S H E D
 VeeKay: *Kill me* *I am an abomination*
 apoxia: My one always works well for me. It helps if you read the instructions.
 Whatever: Why be classy when you are going to eat cat?
 Scoo: You do know there's an infinite range of heat settings between High and Off, right?
Image 234361   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
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