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268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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Score:
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 elronhubard: registered sex offender face but this is FUCKING AWESOME!
 sparename: What a tight nit
 Peter Pantsless: That's actually a pretty kickass hobby. RAD
 dangerkeith3000: @Peach hahahaha
 Kess: This is kind of fantastic.
 Peach: Ha ha, weird, that sweater looks just like my... bed... room.......
 wootman: Awesome!
Image 234332   02-24-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
887
 
 looch: Better be named Huginn or Muninn
 Ihminen: I think I'm in love
 satoshi: vv oops. Sentient. There is not sapient live on Planet Earth.
 Emoji: Higher corvids are among my favorite sapient Earth creatures!
 Dr Awkward: @Sage So do I and I have a pellet gun. Come at me, fuckers.
 BavidDowie: That bird is probably smart enough to know its person is lame.
 UltraBeverly: I live in the middle of Los Angeles, and there are lots of crows and ravens near me (oddly). I started imitating them years ago to get their attention, and now they definitely know me. I told them to kill Tippy Hedren just the other day...
 barfolomew: Wherever they go, Bauhaus spontaneously starts playing.
 Captain Marsupial: Not quite getting teen titans cosplay.
 Captain Marsupial: Definitely a raven. Crows not so big.@ThoughtlessGentleman
 Scoo: @Dr Awkward So they're flying cats?
 Sage: @Dr Awkward Better hope they don't read this. They hold grudges.
 Dr Awkward: Fuck ravens. Those goddamn trash-birds steal our eggs, bring garbage into our barn, have destroyed the wiring to some of our solar lights, and even killed one of our chickens. Fucking assholes.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: im so damn jealous. id ask how they got this cause i wanna crow/raven as a friend.
 dobbiesdoogs: it can't train all the time
Image 234331   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
327
 
 Mr Bleak: @Scoo And Bieber. He could be replaced by an inflatable doll and an MP3 iof cats fighting. No one would notice.
 pawsies: But by no means indispensable (very few, if any people are, despite what they might like to tell themselves late at night)
 Ulillillia: That should have been to the left of the page.
 Scoo: Everyone is, if you think about it. Well, maybe with the exception of identical twins.
Image 234330   02-24-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
848
 
 Jabberwikket: Pringring Once you ding, can never ting
 El hefe: Dammit Beavis
 Sprinkles: Hang in there Tina
 Ulillillia: Master P recording studio
 BavidDowie: ...hey, Spongebob.
 Scoo: Heh heh heh heh
Image 234329   02-24-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
219
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro These hashtags are getting out of hand.
 Rembo Rompus: #I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble 'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream So I put butter on a Pop Tart It was so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should#
 Sandor: Now with vitamin R
 Scoo: Back in college, my friend showed me what happens when you microwave one. It was fun until the 7-11 clerk asked her to please leave.
 grizzly: Individually wrapped Pop tarts? What the fuck?
 dobbiesdoogs: you get one
Image 234328   02-24-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
631
 
 Side Boob: Up yours, Betty.
 Albo Grungus: @Scoo The only problem I have with punching stars in random things is to convince the star to enter the random thing in the first place.
 BavidDowie: Depends on which stars.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
 Scoo: Punching stars at random is my passion
Image 234327   02-24-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
482
 
 Captain Marsupial: Stands up, revealing coat-shaped hole.
 Mr Mumble: Man Knits Jacket of Places, Then Wears Jacket to Those Places
 Scoo: That's some next-level nursing home camouflage
Image 234326   02-24-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
227
 
 El hefe: Doily blastocysts
 Captain Marsupial: Newest Olympic sport: electron microscope soccer.
 Scoo: The Crystal Method's new album is ok, I guess
Image 234325   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Image 234324 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Horp Lello. You have brought shame on us, Horp Lello.
Score:
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 Hyphae: @glenalec I know, i figured it was to help the old folks... but G-D- that looks like i'd be an awful mess to clean up
 Prostata: LOOK OUT BELOW!
 sumo: @Hyphae - These are also popular with the elderly in Eastern countries. Squatting is healthier but isn't always physiologically possible.
 Captain Marsupial: Attempted upgrade to Korean toilets.
 BavidDowie: Looks like the seat is cowering in fear.
 Hyphae: Westerners always ruin everything
 Scoo: Be the first to leave a bowel movement here.
Image 234323   02-24-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
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