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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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11. beyardo: 1584 points
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13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. fisto: 1452 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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 Captain Marsupial: When we visited Vegas we stayed in the painting of Venice. Second building on the left, third floor.
Image 234322   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
279
 
 Frum Temps: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.
 miller: @Nope - In my case, kidney stone on the move (and one small enough not to worry much about, luckily).
 carpwoman: @Nope - You ate beets.
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo Rock on! A toast to your health!
 Scoo: @Annoying Vegan Yep, got a transplant and all is groovy!
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo Everything all good now I hope?
 Uncle Phil: I hope this is an optional side quest.
 Scoo: As someone who's kidneys failed, I used to have a whole named scale including "iced tea", "coca-cola", and "motor oil"
 Ulillillia: @Nope Beets
 Nope: what does red mean?
Image 234321   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
227
 
 Uncle Phil: @Science It's a leap Bof faith!
 Science: @Uncle Phil: Whew! You avoided that trap, Indy! But can you pass the next test?
 Uncle Phil: Jehova is spelled with an I!
Image 234320   02-24-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
296
 
 2Berries: @El hefe It's a Charlie job
 El hefe: Charlie Kelly - King of the Rats
Image 234319   02-24-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
316
 
 Not A Bot: ESCAPE: so here's another gem that's going to take a little bit of brainpower to figure out. But when you do ... when you get to the other side ... you'll find that the time spent was well worth it. First, let's talk about the overall composition of the piece.
 El hefe: Well you shouldn't have burned that old lady and have eaten her house
Image 234318   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
364
 
 Mr Bleak: Spot the bunny!
 Ulillillia: Poxar
Image 234317   02-24-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
831
 
 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb I've been looking for a way to record the event, but how does one photograph a national feeling of distress? I guess the spaceship will have to settle for my photo next to the Butthole Lane street sign in lovely Shepshed...
 tib gubb: @SuedeOxford post pics on the spaceship, man. document that shit!
 SuedeOxford: I am visiting the UK right now. It will be interesting to return home to the colonies with tales of the great KFC shortage of 2018.
 EndlessVanity: Last time I did that I didn't get off just having to wear a sign.
 tib gubb: STILL A GOOD DOG
 Bagels: Who wouldn't?
 Ulillillia: same
Image 234316   02-24-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
349
 
 twisty: This looks rude as you start to scroll down
 Hyphae: Ah yes, the wonders of Ritalin
 BavidDowie: I burned my pen...I sharpened my candle...I'm fed up wts!
 El hefe: *Beautiful colored pencils emerge
 Darmstadtium: This, too, is a metaphor
Image 234315   02-24-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
452
 
 Zarathustra: Louis Vuitton has subsidiary meth labs.
 Captain Marsupial: These counterfeits are getting out of hand.
 El hefe: No, Mr. Vuitton is not home
 Bagels: Good old gravel yard
Image 234314   02-24-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
418
 
 Minnesotan: vegetable eating chads
 Magic Bullets: The cat looks worried
 Scoo: This is doing me a frighten
 El hefe: The ancient Egyptians were very wise
 tib gubb: eating tomatoes makes you very angry, apparently
 Minnesotan: vegetable eating chads
 hajjpodge: Johnny Bravo didn't take falling out of favor in Hollywood too well.
 Ulillillia: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Image 234313   02-24-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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