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269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??



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 Frum Temps: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.
 miller: @Nope - In my case, kidney stone on the move (and one small enough not to worry much about, luckily).
 carpwoman: @Nope - You ate beets.
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo Rock on! A toast to your health!
 Scoo: @Annoying Vegan Yep, got a transplant and all is groovy!
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo Everything all good now I hope?
 Uncle Phil: I hope this is an optional side quest.
 Scoo: As someone who's kidneys failed, I used to have a whole named scale including "iced tea", "coca-cola", and "motor oil"
 Ulillillia: @Nope Beets
 Nope: what does red mean?
Image 234321   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
227
 
 Uncle Phil: @Science It's a leap Bof faith!
 Science: @Uncle Phil: Whew! You avoided that trap, Indy! But can you pass the next test?
 Uncle Phil: Jehova is spelled with an I!
Image 234320   02-24-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
296
 
 2Berries: @El hefe It's a Charlie job
 El hefe: Charlie Kelly - King of the Rats
Image 234319   02-24-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
316
 
 Not A Bot: ESCAPE: so here's another gem that's going to take a little bit of brainpower to figure out. But when you do ... when you get to the other side ... you'll find that the time spent was well worth it. First, let's talk about the overall composition of the piece.
 El hefe: Well you shouldn't have burned that old lady and have eaten her house
Image 234318   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
364
 
 Mr Bleak: Spot the bunny!
 Ulillillia: Poxar
Image 234317   02-24-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
831
 
 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb I've been looking for a way to record the event, but how does one photograph a national feeling of distress? I guess the spaceship will have to settle for my photo next to the Butthole Lane street sign in lovely Shepshed...
 tib gubb: @SuedeOxford post pics on the spaceship, man. document that shit!
 SuedeOxford: I am visiting the UK right now. It will be interesting to return home to the colonies with tales of the great KFC shortage of 2018.
 EndlessVanity: Last time I did that I didn't get off just having to wear a sign.
 tib gubb: STILL A GOOD DOG
 Bagels: Who wouldn't?
 Ulillillia: same
Image 234316   02-24-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
349
 
 twisty: This looks rude as you start to scroll down
 Hyphae: Ah yes, the wonders of Ritalin
 BavidDowie: I burned my pen...I sharpened my candle...I'm fed up wts!
 El hefe: *Beautiful colored pencils emerge
 Darmstadtium: This, too, is a metaphor
Image 234315   02-24-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
452
 
 Zarathustra: Louis Vuitton has subsidiary meth labs.
 Captain Marsupial: These counterfeits are getting out of hand.
 El hefe: No, Mr. Vuitton is not home
 Bagels: Good old gravel yard
Image 234314   02-24-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
418
 
 Minnesotan: vegetable eating chads
 Magic Bullets: The cat looks worried
 Scoo: This is doing me a frighten
 El hefe: The ancient Egyptians were very wise
 tib gubb: eating tomatoes makes you very angry, apparently
 Minnesotan: vegetable eating chads
 hajjpodge: Johnny Bravo didn't take falling out of favor in Hollywood too well.
 Ulillillia: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Image 234313   02-24-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
212
 
 Shay: "Please Jesus, let me warp back and accept the gig for Metallica."
 No Penguins Allowed: Covering his chin to hide the recursive fractal Hogans that live under his mustache
 Scoo: To all my little Hulkamaniacs: say your prayers, take your vitamins, and you will never go wrong.
 Mr. Shine: "Let us prayyyyyy, brother!"
 carpwoman: Ass.
 hajjpodge: Guess he had a V8.
Image 234312   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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