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257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie



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 Uncle Phil: @Science It's a leap Bof faith!
 Science: @Uncle Phil: Whew! You avoided that trap, Indy! But can you pass the next test?
 Uncle Phil: Jehova is spelled with an I!
Image 234320   02-24-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
296
 
 2Berries: @El hefe It's a Charlie job
 El hefe: Charlie Kelly - King of the Rats
Image 234319   02-24-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
316
 
 Not A Bot: ESCAPE: so here's another gem that's going to take a little bit of brainpower to figure out. But when you do ... when you get to the other side ... you'll find that the time spent was well worth it. First, let's talk about the overall composition of the piece.
 El hefe: Well you shouldn't have burned that old lady and have eaten her house
Image 234318   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
364
 
 Mr Bleak: Spot the bunny!
 Ulillillia: Poxar
Image 234317   02-24-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
831
 
 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb I've been looking for a way to record the event, but how does one photograph a national feeling of distress? I guess the spaceship will have to settle for my photo next to the Butthole Lane street sign in lovely Shepshed...
 tib gubb: @SuedeOxford post pics on the spaceship, man. document that shit!
 SuedeOxford: I am visiting the UK right now. It will be interesting to return home to the colonies with tales of the great KFC shortage of 2018.
 EndlessVanity: Last time I did that I didn't get off just having to wear a sign.
 tib gubb: STILL A GOOD DOG
 Bagels: Who wouldn't?
 Ulillillia: same
Image 234316   02-24-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
349
 
 twisty: This looks rude as you start to scroll down
 Hyphae: Ah yes, the wonders of Ritalin
 BavidDowie: I burned my pen...I sharpened my candle...I'm fed up wts!
 El hefe: *Beautiful colored pencils emerge
 Darmstadtium: This, too, is a metaphor
Image 234315   02-24-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
452
 
 Zarathustra: Louis Vuitton has subsidiary meth labs.
 Captain Marsupial: These counterfeits are getting out of hand.
 El hefe: No, Mr. Vuitton is not home
 Bagels: Good old gravel yard
Image 234314   02-24-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
418
 
 Minnesotan: vegetable eating chads
 Magic Bullets: The cat looks worried
 Scoo: This is doing me a frighten
 El hefe: The ancient Egyptians were very wise
 tib gubb: eating tomatoes makes you very angry, apparently
 Minnesotan: vegetable eating chads
 hajjpodge: Johnny Bravo didn't take falling out of favor in Hollywood too well.
 Ulillillia: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Image 234313   02-24-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
212
 
 Shay: "Please Jesus, let me warp back and accept the gig for Metallica."
 No Penguins Allowed: Covering his chin to hide the recursive fractal Hogans that live under his mustache
 Scoo: To all my little Hulkamaniacs: say your prayers, take your vitamins, and you will never go wrong.
 Mr. Shine: "Let us prayyyyyy, brother!"
 carpwoman: Ass.
 hajjpodge: Guess he had a V8.
Image 234312   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
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 LurkedMoar: @hajjpodge pikachow
 fidelcastro: Wire terrier
 Scoo: @Butcherboy They're all butthole jokes, Brendt
 Butcherboy: This is a butthole joke isnt it
 hajjpodge: What unfortunate dog breed is this?
Image 234311   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
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