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269125  Yam: That time a deer dunked on me

269080  LurkedMoar: And also with you

269080  LurkedMoar: Always

269118  WTF: And yet someone still asks "Are these seats taken?"

269124  antipatterns: nope

269098  antipatterns: slither was a good movie

269122  cenecia: Pastaception

269102  Micro Jackson: The smells

269103  Micro Jackson: Fuck that underwater shit

269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

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1. tib gubb
2. VeeKay
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Not A Bot
5. Shay
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10. Teechur



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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?



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John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (742 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
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 4. Sydney: 1964 points
 5. Shay: 1926 points
 6. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 7. VeeKay: 1798 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1727 points
10. beyardo: 1726 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 Zarathustra: Louis Vuitton has subsidiary meth labs.
 Captain Marsupial: These counterfeits are getting out of hand.
 El hefe: No, Mr. Vuitton is not home
 Bagels: Good old gravel yard
Image 234314   02-24-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
418
 
 Minnesotan: vegetable eating chads
 Magic Bullets: The cat looks worried
 Scoo: This is doing me a frighten
 El hefe: The ancient Egyptians were very wise
 tib gubb: eating tomatoes makes you very angry, apparently
 Minnesotan: vegetable eating chads
 hajjpodge: Johnny Bravo didn't take falling out of favor in Hollywood too well.
 Ulillillia: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Image 234313   02-24-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
212
 
 Shay: "Please Jesus, let me warp back and accept the gig for Metallica."
 No Penguins Allowed: Covering his chin to hide the recursive fractal Hogans that live under his mustache
 Scoo: To all my little Hulkamaniacs: say your prayers, take your vitamins, and you will never go wrong.
 Mr. Shine: "Let us prayyyyyy, brother!"
 carpwoman: Ass.
 hajjpodge: Guess he had a V8.
Image 234312   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
532
 
 LurkedMoar: @hajjpodge pikachow
 fidelcastro: Wire terrier
 Scoo: @Butcherboy They're all butthole jokes, Brendt
 Butcherboy: This is a butthole joke isnt it
 hajjpodge: What unfortunate dog breed is this?
Image 234311   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
579
 
 Festis: @RiderFan it's called Dignity
 RiderFan: The print gets sold for $15,000.
 jochenau: @tib gubb @Annoying Vegan I think this is a top-down photograph of cardboard boxes, which is awesome :o
 tib gubb: it's a custom skin for GIMP, would be my guess, anyway
 Annoying Vegan : What program is this? I probably need it.
Image 234310   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
302
 
 raditzu: new kind of nightmare
 antipatterns: Yeah, lets hurry to that, uh, City Of The Ancients ova there
 Butcherboy: Ahhh the ol eat the Telly before I nick you trick@Not A Bot
 Not A Bot: Some sod broke your television, that's five pounds you owe me... Oh some sod broke your window, that's ten pounds you owe me."
 grizzly: Aeris? More like Scareus!
 Prostata: where's walice and gromit?
 when so: BLACK HOLE SUN
 ThoughtlessGentleman: this must be winona. do she have a pet?
 Ulillillia: Have you been up my wishing tree?
Image 234309   02-24-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
431
 
 El hefe: No fat dudes
 Ulillillia: Later, shitlords
 dobbiesdoogs: they *used* to laugh and call me names
Image 234308   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
614
 
 WTF: JustPrepperThings.com
Image 234307   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
550
 
 Jabberwikket: It is trash day, my dudes
 Mr. Shine: Love this machine!!
 Ulillillia: @barfolomew Remember to floss.
 barfolomew: Like Mr. Garbage Wheel, I also sit in filth and funnel pollution into my mouth.
Image 234306   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
481
 
 Mr. Shine: Remember how to spell "remember."
 bug: Thanks Dad.
Image 234305   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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