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269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

269117  dangerkeith3000: @MrBoffo He's talking to a five-cow chick but tells her she's only worth 3 cows.

269108  SunWukong: Not flying anywhere.

269118  dangerkeith3000: She's leaving room for Jesus.

269111  SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.

269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

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1. VeeKay
2. tib gubb
3. Not A Bot
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Shay
6. Side Boob
7. MrBoffo
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9. Teechur
10. Air Biscuit



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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception



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DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
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Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
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 5. Shay: 1896 points
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 7. VeeKay: 1797 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. beyardo: 1713 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 wolfpk: Look at it through a telescope. Does it blind you? If yes, it is the sun.
 Flarmie: Finally, crayons for conspiracy theorists. "I'm just asking questions!"
 BavidDowie: Doo Doo Doo Doo, it's alright. Duh Doo Doo duh Doo duh...
 bug: Have you ever played with crayons... on weed?
 DrinkMixMan: Ceci n'est pas une soleil/lune
 ping: This is a comment. Or is it?
Image 234296   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
448
 
 Beef Supreme: It's all fake news.
 CompletelyJoking: I think this photo is missing some content that the others are commenting on
 Wooden Spoon: What you should do instead is only consume content from fringe conspiracy nuts who are quietly backed by different billionaires. You know theyre telling the truth because they are so angry and never provide primary sources.
 sparename: If I had money I could own stuff
 addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.
 Nope: Wrong metro mate
Image 234295   02-24-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
424
 
 Annoying Vegan : Owlves
 sparename: Which one is Owlin' Wolf?
 Wooden Spoon: Owl be watching you Liam Nissan
 Not A Bot: This is the end of all society. Personally, I'm only sexually attracted to Kant's categorical imperative and certain wavelengths of infrared but if these guys want to jerk off on cartoon horses that is their right as Americans.
Image 234294   02-24-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
427
 
 Austin: Tldr
 charlemagne: when you're finished with it, please place the paper down the memory tube
 celebgate: In the lobby of Fifth Third bank
 BavidDowie: Bleh!
 Whatever: I cant read!
 Nope: You dont know how fast I read!
 Wooden Spoon: Aint nobody got time for this!
Image 234293   02-24-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
486
 
 Whatever: Damn that rectal probe is cold!
 Wooden Spoon: Archer is trying to prevent Dr. Kreiger from cyborg-ing Ray.
 Scoo: Friday night on the ol' psych ward
Image 234292   02-24-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
96
 
 Wooden Spoon: Im glad I dont have things like this floating in my head, compelling me to draw them.
 ping: It's never done that before.
Image 234291   02-24-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
166
 
 SuedeOxford: Mazdoodoo
 Dr. Bathroom: Guano.
 Wooden Spoon: His fault for parking on the pidgeon bombing range. Didnt he see the warning signs?
Image 234290   02-24-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
450
 
 Mr. Shine: I LOVE bonsai trees, but I have a hard time keeping them alive.
 Not A Bot: This kid's an asshole
 Wooden Spoon: I see Willy Wonkss runts orchard is coming along nicely.
 Scoo: @VeeKay i am bonzers
 VeeKay: Why u so smol?
Image 234289   02-24-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
94
 
 Wooden Spoon: You have a little chocolate milk...
 VeeKay: When mom walks in on some fingering action.
Image 234288   02-24-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
437
 
 Fiveninety: "that's neat but if you ever waste that much time running a cable again, you're fired."
 Mad Collager: That wiring is on point.
 sparename: "I am Grout"
Image 234287   02-24-18   Uploaded by    kswat
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