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254111  Laree: So what happens when you get a bingo? Is there a prize for filling the whole paper?

254116  Laree: Why is Gandalf a pug? He should've been a sheep dog.

254124  Laree: Looks like Hulk's crashed! Maybe because he's trashed, or he just smashed.

254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253786 BavidDowie: Horny moms choose stiff

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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Score:
427
 
 Austin: Tldr
 charlemagne: when you're finished with it, please place the paper down the memory tube
 celebgate: In the lobby of Fifth Third bank
 BavidDowie: Bleh!
 Whatever: I cant read!
 Nope: You dont know how fast I read!
 Wooden Spoon: Aint nobody got time for this!
Image 234293   02-24-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
486
 
 Whatever: Damn that rectal probe is cold!
 Wooden Spoon: Archer is trying to prevent Dr. Kreiger from cyborg-ing Ray.
 Scoo: Friday night on the ol' psych ward
Image 234292   02-24-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
96
 
 Wooden Spoon: Im glad I dont have things like this floating in my head, compelling me to draw them.
 ping: It's never done that before.
Image 234291   02-24-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
166
 
 SuedeOxford: Mazdoodoo
 Dr. Bathroom: Guano.
 Wooden Spoon: His fault for parking on the pidgeon bombing range. Didnt he see the warning signs?
Image 234290   02-24-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
450
 
 Mr. Shine: I LOVE bonsai trees, but I have a hard time keeping them alive.
 Not A Bot: This kid's an asshole
 Wooden Spoon: I see Willy Wonkss runts orchard is coming along nicely.
 Scoo: @VeeKay i am bonzers
 VeeKay: Why u so smol?
Image 234289   02-24-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
94
 
 Wooden Spoon: You have a little chocolate milk...
 VeeKay: When mom walks in on some fingering action.
Image 234288   02-24-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
437
 
 Fiveninety: "that's neat but if you ever waste that much time running a cable again, you're fired."
 Mad Collager: That wiring is on point.
 sparename: "I am Grout"
Image 234287   02-24-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
591
 
 Ulillillia: Except the cannibal butcher.
 Korrok: @barfolomew And DJ. Lots of us are DJs.
 Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.
 Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore
 addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.
 barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!
Image 234286   02-24-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
249
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is this documents?
 Wooden Spoon: Deadpools prototype suit.
 Skinr: From the first draft of X2: X-Men United.
 sparename: There's a lot of iron in your blood
Image 234285   02-24-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
190
 
 Wooden Spoon: Thats never happened in the history of ever.
 barfolomew: My dudes
 dobbiesdoogs: i must have worked a shitload of overtime
Image 234284   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
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