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268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. time is wastin: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1573 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
13. frenk: 1474 points
14. fisto: 1419 points
15. crappypants: 1413 points
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 Austin: Tldr
 charlemagne: when you're finished with it, please place the paper down the memory tube
 celebgate: In the lobby of Fifth Third bank
 BavidDowie: Bleh!
 Whatever: I cant read!
 Nope: You dont know how fast I read!
 Wooden Spoon: Aint nobody got time for this!
Image 234293   02-24-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
486
 
 Whatever: Damn that rectal probe is cold!
 Wooden Spoon: Archer is trying to prevent Dr. Kreiger from cyborg-ing Ray.
 Scoo: Friday night on the ol' psych ward
Image 234292   02-24-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
96
 
 Wooden Spoon: Im glad I dont have things like this floating in my head, compelling me to draw them.
 ping: It's never done that before.
Image 234291   02-24-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
166
 
 SuedeOxford: Mazdoodoo
 Dr. Bathroom: Guano.
 Wooden Spoon: His fault for parking on the pidgeon bombing range. Didnt he see the warning signs?
Image 234290   02-24-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
450
 
 Mr. Shine: I LOVE bonsai trees, but I have a hard time keeping them alive.
 Not A Bot: This kid's an asshole
 Wooden Spoon: I see Willy Wonkss runts orchard is coming along nicely.
 Scoo: @VeeKay i am bonzers
 VeeKay: Why u so smol?
Image 234289   02-24-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
94
 
 Wooden Spoon: You have a little chocolate milk...
 VeeKay: When mom walks in on some fingering action.
Image 234288   02-24-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
437
 
 Fiveninety: "that's neat but if you ever waste that much time running a cable again, you're fired."
 Mad Collager: That wiring is on point.
 sparename: "I am Grout"
Image 234287   02-24-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
591
 
 Ulillillia: Except the cannibal butcher.
 Korrok: @barfolomew And DJ. Lots of us are DJs.
 Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.
 Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore
 addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.
 barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!
Image 234286   02-24-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
249
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is this documents?
 Wooden Spoon: Deadpools prototype suit.
 Skinr: From the first draft of X2: X-Men United.
 sparename: There's a lot of iron in your blood
Image 234285   02-24-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
190
 
 Wooden Spoon: Thats never happened in the history of ever.
 barfolomew: My dudes
 dobbiesdoogs: i must have worked a shitload of overtime
Image 234284   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
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