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268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Shay Bacon is the whole point of pigs!
 Weedheart: Glenalec's mum approves.
 hajjpodge: Mine will be called Ho-down Hajjpodge's Hog Wild Pig Pen. Membership open.
 Wooden Spoon: Didnt some jackass fraternity douches just get in trouble for this?
 AlexDeLarge: 4 pigs good, 2 pigs better
 Shay: Pigs are cute, especially when they're young. It's unfortunate that bacon is a priority for most people.
 VeeKay: First rule of Pig Club? Start a Pig Club!
 tib gubb: delicious
 Amy Housewine: The first rule of pig club is do not talk about pig club. The second rule of pig club is do not ta... no, wait, sorry, I was re-reading the first rule. The second rule is 'no bacon sandwiches'.
 Robespierre: I was a member of the Swine Club in college, but it had nothing to do with pigs.
 Ulillillia: If this is your first time at pig club, you have to pig.
 Scoo: SOME PIG
Image 234277   02-24-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
439
 
 Teechur: Gimme some fin....noggin.....DUDE!
 Yam: I dont understand the reference, but thats a very nice looking turtle
Image 234276   02-24-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
627
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Derp Herpigan: because youre secretly Mush Mouth from Fat Albert and the Junkyard Gang?
 ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. (dammit irony)
 Derp Herpigan: Why did I read that as Youbatuba?
 Butcherboy: I prefer the YouSousaphone for marching though
Image 234275   02-24-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
559
 
 wolfpk: I wonder if the will fall down like dominoes.
 VeeKay: Fucking tooth fairy and his shitty art installations.
Image 234274   02-24-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
455
 
 logono: @Annoying Vegan Ha! :-)
 Annoying Vegan : Fava lamp
 hajjpodge: I demand more beans.
 Wooden Spoon: Seems like an inefficient cooking method.
 Dresdenkeogh: Dude.. I'm Thinkin bout thos beans
 VeeKay: @sparename Because he filled up a lava lamp with borlotti beans?
 sparename: I ate his liver with some lava beans and a nice chianti
Image 234273   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
295
 
 Wooden Spoon: I swear there is a bag of Cheetos next to your phone. Now will you go get it?
 Teechur: And the humans of Wall-E aren't so far off.
 VoR: Just download app. Ooh man. Apps should be self loading.
 Ulillillia: I have a new app called We Get It
Image 234272   02-24-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
336
 
 Wooden Spoon: Someone tell that clown there are no free refills.
 Mad Collager: Red touch yellow, kill a fellow.
 wolfpk: A theater on the opening night of It.
 Butcherboy: This taste funny to you?
 Dr Awkward: Meat clown?
Image 234271   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
331
 
 Wooden Spoon: I like milk with pizza, though most dont, but Lila and beer with pizza?
 SuedeOxford: Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shut-Down is a solid choice.
 wolfpk: Very low bar.
 Ulillillia: The ice cream will be butter than your ex
 potato: Not difficult.
Image 234270   02-24-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
488
 
 doggggggie: @sparename Out dancing
 Wooden Spoon: Buffalo is much more colorful than I imagined
 Robespierre: Try ropin' it
 VeeKay: Trying to catch hold of something, Berlioz fell on his back, striking his head a light blow on the cobbles, and he had to see, high up, but whether to the left or right he could no longer comprehend, the gilt moon.
 sparename: Where are the Soldiers?
Image 234269   02-24-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
316
 
 Wooden Spoon: If ghosts were real it would be kind of cool to get to see your grandkids more.
 wolfpk: I have a bad feeling about the safety record of this slide!
 ping: I think there's a metaphor here. Can't quite put my finger on it, though.
 Ulillillia: Tuck me in THIS
Image 234268   02-24-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
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