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254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

254111  Nope: @jochenau Most of them are broken inside regardless..

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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy



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 Wooden Spoon: I swear there is a bag of Cheetos next to your phone. Now will you go get it?
 Teechur: And the humans of Wall-E aren't so far off.
 VoR: Just download app. Ooh man. Apps should be self loading.
 Ulillillia: I have a new app called We Get It
Image 234272   02-24-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
336
 
 Wooden Spoon: Someone tell that clown there are no free refills.
 Mad Collager: Red touch yellow, kill a fellow.
 wolfpk: A theater on the opening night of It.
 Butcherboy: This taste funny to you?
 Dr Awkward: Meat clown?
Image 234271   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
331
 
 Wooden Spoon: I like milk with pizza, though most dont, but Lila and beer with pizza?
 SuedeOxford: Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shut-Down is a solid choice.
 wolfpk: Very low bar.
 Ulillillia: The ice cream will be butter than your ex
 potato: Not difficult.
Image 234270   02-24-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
488
 
 doggggggie: @sparename Out dancing
 Wooden Spoon: Buffalo is much more colorful than I imagined
 Robespierre: Try ropin' it
 VeeKay: Trying to catch hold of something, Berlioz fell on his back, striking his head a light blow on the cobbles, and he had to see, high up, but whether to the left or right he could no longer comprehend, the gilt moon.
 sparename: Where are the Soldiers?
Image 234269   02-24-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
316
 
 Wooden Spoon: If ghosts were real it would be kind of cool to get to see your grandkids more.
 wolfpk: I have a bad feeling about the safety record of this slide!
 ping: I think there's a metaphor here. Can't quite put my finger on it, though.
 Ulillillia: Tuck me in THIS
Image 234268   02-24-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
414
 
 Wooden Spoon: Do you think animals realize how undignified we are as a species?
 sparename: Kitty never takes off his onesie..
Image 234267   02-24-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
356
 
 Science: I guarantee they're listening to Alex Jones in there.
 FireBreathingMarmot: You shouldnt half of the driver. They probably have learning disabilities from you shouldnt have for the driver. They probably have learning disabilities from all those harmful vaccines.
 CheezGrater: @Teechur Dang
 Wooden Spoon: @wolfpk: American Spirits; the healthy natural way to get emphysema.
 well duh: You should drink more tap water.
 wolfpk: But tobacco comes from nature. (All the other shit they put in it doesn't)
 Teechur: And between your fingers.
 Butcherboy: Contaminating our precious bodily fluids
 VeeKay: Irony.jpg
Image 234266   02-24-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
273
 
 Mr Bleak: @charlemagne Sure? It's Bonus Points for the mouth, provided you are standing behind the Oche!
 kornisjon: @when so Someone must have had a nice time.
 Wooden Spoon: Floor to the right of the pedestal looks fake and is that a condom wrapper or drain on the floor on the left?
 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)
 fanny: IF I BRING THIS PHOTO TO HOMEDEPOT DO YOU THINK THEY CAN SPECIAL ORDER IT FOR ME?!
 wolfpk: I'll piss in a corner thank you.
 Teechur: Don't open the lid. Please. Don't.
 VoR: Left hand is poised well
 VoR: Left hand is poised well
 Darmstadtium: Nope, a thousand times nope
 when so: Is that... lipstick? On "his" forehead?
 VeeKay: It's a no from me.
 charlemagne: yeah, think I'll use the sink cheers
Image 234265   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
259
 
 Robespierre: Is it lactose-free?
Image 234264   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
626
 
 Mad Collager: @ping Your memory persists.
 Wooden Spoon: That is impressive
 ping: Dali's little-known foray into designing street furniture.
Image 234263   02-24-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
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