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268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

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268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @charlemagne Sure? It's Bonus Points for the mouth, provided you are standing behind the Oche!
 kornisjon: @when so Someone must have had a nice time.
 Wooden Spoon: Floor to the right of the pedestal looks fake and is that a condom wrapper or drain on the floor on the left?
 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)
 fanny: IF I BRING THIS PHOTO TO HOMEDEPOT DO YOU THINK THEY CAN SPECIAL ORDER IT FOR ME?!
 wolfpk: I'll piss in a corner thank you.
 Teechur: Don't open the lid. Please. Don't.
 VoR: Left hand is poised well
 VoR: Left hand is poised well
 Darmstadtium: Nope, a thousand times nope
 when so: Is that... lipstick? On "his" forehead?
 VeeKay: It's a no from me.
 charlemagne: yeah, think I'll use the sink cheers
Image 234265   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
259
 
 Robespierre: Is it lactose-free?
Image 234264   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
626
 
 Mad Collager: @ping Your memory persists.
 Wooden Spoon: That is impressive
 ping: Dali's little-known foray into designing street furniture.
Image 234263   02-24-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
577
 
 Staida: Step one cut a hole in a box
 Robespierre: I got'cher Matsutake Madness right heah.
 FarmerWalk: @carpwoman wow
 carpwoman: @Annoying Vegan - Nor would I rotate a phone booth.
 Annoying Vegan : @carpwoman You wouldnt rotate a car. You wouldnt rotate a handbag.
 carpwoman: Anyone can rotate a photo.
 hajjpodge: @OldKentuckyShark A "Spory Hole" if you will.
 charlemagne: love, love will tear us apart, again
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: so... mushroom glory hole?
Image 234262   02-24-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
579
 
 Science: Beauty of North Korea (cyber warfare division)
 White Rice: @Wooden Spoon I think black-shirt & headphones is playing something, and the screen to his left looks like a scene from Xen in Half Life.
 Wooden Spoon: @Robespierre: none of them are playing a video game, which makes it even creepier
 tib gubb: what are girls doing in there? i'm calling the internet police
 Robespierre: Creepiest LAN party EVER
 fanny: @sparename a more modem Shakespeare
 sparename: attempting a more modern Shakespeare?
 Derp Herpigan: Bet it smells great in there.
Image 234261   02-24-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
337
 
 Wooden Spoon: Would not be surprised in Chinese McDonalds served fried chicken feet. And we thought Native Americans used every part of the animal...
Image 234260   02-24-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
356
 
 redmonkey3: Great - now i feel hungry AND lazy
 Mr. Shine: "What's the secret sauce on the Paul's Reuben?"
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Why didn't you mention that any food outlet that prices like this should be forcibly shut down? Scared?
 VeeKay: I'll have an unsweetened tea and hiking thanks
 Amy Housewine: I'll have an All Beef Nathan please.
Image 234259   02-24-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
948
 
 Larp Belb: We'll call him Elephostrich.
 Side Boob: Love finds a way
 Wooden Spoon: Someone put a case on that down pillow
 Robespierre: And they called it ... ostrich lo-o-oove...
 VeeKay: They grew up to become the NRA and the GOP!
Image 234258   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
415
 
 ppr4: @ping come on
 barfolomew: garf.zone
 ping: @Peach ...my dudes.
 Peach: 12:01am on a Tuesday
Image 234257   02-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
455
 
 Annoying Vegan : Ping!
 Wooden Spoon: I use the desk every time I visit a hotel
 Peach: Poppin' some Amish Country
Image 234256   02-24-18   Uploaded by    grace
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