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269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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 Korrok: Kinky....
 Sadbot: @AlexDeLarge you are my brothers and sisters, shining lights, even in death I will carry you into battle.
 Sadbot: @AlexDeLarge Words that kill, is what you speak to me.
 AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot Whoa-HAAAAAAAA
 Sadbot: I won't scatter your booze to the heartless sea. We're all Diamond Hops
 Not A Bot: Nah, they're really chill. Except the cat. The cat is the Devil. (Literally, her name is Lucifer)
Image 234227   02-24-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
669
 
 sparename: The ultra-rare pencil-shavings birb
 VeeKay: Aye, all reet cock?
Image 234226   02-24-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
411
 
 Greifer: @Mad Collager ba-da-dush
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Yeah, but it tastes funny.
 Dr Awkward: I prefer clown meat
Image 234225   02-24-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
438
 
 Prostata: oh god no
 Xeno: @Sadbot Him. He looks like he owns thousands of dollars worth of camera equipment.
 trelyate: Minerva Mink?
 Greifer: she's into fine arts and long talks at the fire place
 barfolomew: @Sadbot I don't know, but I suspect they wound up under the floorboards.
 Sadbot: I've seen this before and my question remains the same: who took the picture?
 Mr. Whiskers: "What do you want to do tonight, babe?" "Dunno, something normal." "Cool...cool..."
Image 234224   02-24-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
302
 
 Amy Housewine: It clearly has mirror-like properties. Do your technology lessons give no regard to function? That doesn't seem like a good way to start.
 Shay: SHIT! I just got a job with the school district with the same rules so either #desertfox will be there and be nice or some douchebag kid will be a smartass.
Image 234223   02-24-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
336
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Good trigger discipline (for the accordionist)
 hajjpodge: Weird Al's Origin Story
Image 234222   02-24-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
565
 
 drtofu: Really should be a butthole instead
 Mr Bleak: One lump or two?
 Prostata: *barf*
 PenguinBartender: Yooooooooooooooooou should see a doctor.
 drtofu: Hold the cream, please
 Uncle Phil: Are fleshlights BPA free?
 El hefe: Brewed with the heat of friction
 Dr Awkward: @WTF "If it's brown, don't go down"
 WTF: If it's brown you may want to have that looked at.
 FabricMan: Silicone is an excellent insulator
 IM AN ASSHOLE: learned how to keep coffee warm from Stella Liebeck, I see
Image 234221   02-24-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
803
 
 trelyate: fuck you, I'm FABULOUS!
 Not A Bot: They see me rollin...
 VeeKay: Spronk
 Amy Housewine: Majestic as fawn.
 redrex: Is that an Angel?
 Robespierre: @hajjpodge Billy Joel is not MY lover
 wolfpk: 10 point landing
 hajjpodge: Billie Jean is not my lover
Image 234220   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
515
 
 ping: @Yurishiro I briefly contemplated putting a toothy frown on all of them.
 Jolly Well: @ping put horns and pointy teeth on the faces and it's perfect!
 The Turks: Please make this happen!
Image 234219   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
129
 
 Winterneuro: Real title: Shit! I told you not to drop the cocaine!!!
 Lantry: he's clueing for goddam pinkeye, get your face up off the floor!
Image 234218   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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