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268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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 grizzly: @ping I love the people on this website!
 ping: @grizzly I was five seconds away from posting the exact same thing.
 ping: @Annoying Vegan I try always to look on the bright side of life.
 grizzly: @Annoying Vegan You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Is it the machine that goes ping? I hear its the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.
 well duh: Approved by the Toastmaster General
 Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.
 ping: *PING!*
Image 234198   02-24-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
412
 
 Jabberwikket: @Yurishiro, "McDonuuuu I've come to bargain."
 ping: @Felicity Thanks. Not knowing was really bothering me. :)
 charlemagne: it's cheaper then the nearest rival and it tastes the same
 i peed a lil: @addend Qnyedul and Bkbnitapnnn
 barfolomew: I Love the It (tm)
 Robespierre: How does Absurdoodles write in Impact font?
 ping: @addend I was wondering that myself. I'm in the UK, so was thinking they might be US-centric.
 addend: What are the last 2 on the top row?
 trepanation: McDonuuuu
Image 234197   02-24-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
580
 
 barfolomew: Really hard on the fingers, I tell you what
 Mr. Shine: Journalism is dead.
 Side Boob: 2spoopy4me
 tib gubb: 1000 skeltals dooting randomly for 1000 years
 a robot: "All doot and no doot makes doot a doot doot"
 Big Beagler: Doot doot
Image 234196   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
381
 
 itskando: ** near entirety
 itskando: @grizzly @Mr Bleak I still can't believe the judge didn't send him away immediately or that the bailiff didn't offer to remove him. A judge calling a defense a queer was an immediate terrible move and he clearly lost his own control from there. Just terrible moves made by both sides for the best entirety.
 Prombom: on--let
 grizzly: @itskando exactly. It cracks me up every time I listen to it.
 Mr Bleak: @itskando Thanks for that - he's a nutcase! Made me laugh anyway.
 itskando: State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen. Do yourself a favor and listen to the rick and morty voices read the transcript.
 barfolomew: ...fuckman?
 trelyate: I choose to believe that is Tim Allen.
 addend: You couldn't just pay the parking ticket, could you.
 tib gubb: this guy.
 Amy Housewine: You mis-spelled 'Florida Man'.
Image 234195   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
289
 
 Not A Bot: You should of known better you never get them wet and you never feed them after midnight
 addend: Bert & Ernie.
Image 234194   02-24-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
311
 
 addend: Ugh, ketchup.
 RiderFan: Not the strangest porn I've run across.
 a robot: Well I guess we know whose fetish this is
Image 234193   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
314
 
 drtofu: Bullshit frog
 Robespierre: Trogladitic
 dragon horn: oooooo
Image 234192   02-24-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
281
 
 Amy Housewine: Rondaroo
 fanny: @a robot and for that reason, i vote kangaroo
 a robot: This doesn't even make sense. For one thing, that kangaroo is naked.
Image 234191   02-24-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
368
 
 phailsauce: If that lasts more than 4 hours, you best see a doc-master.
 Mr. Shine: The little man in the boat.
Image 234190   02-24-18   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
634
 
 Greek Fire: @Beef Supreme Gen X raised them.
 Lantry: @Beef Supreme haha that's some funny satire
 Beef Supreme: Your older brothers and sisters are weak, anxiety riddled, coddled wimps that require a safe space whenever they have an accidental brush with reality. Your batch will be weaker than that. Wait until the Boomers make room, then gen x will do the heavy lifting.
 john dough: Your generatuo
 TurkeyVulture: Unattended children will be sold.
Image 234189   02-24-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
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