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254124  Laree: Looks like Hulk's crashed! Maybe because he's trashed, or he just smashed.

254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253786 BavidDowie: Horny moms choose stiff



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 grizzly: @ping I love the people on this website!
 ping: @grizzly I was five seconds away from posting the exact same thing.
 ping: @Annoying Vegan I try always to look on the bright side of life.
 grizzly: @Annoying Vegan You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Is it the machine that goes ping? I hear its the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.
 well duh: Approved by the Toastmaster General
 Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.
 ping: *PING!*
Image 234198   02-24-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
412
 
 Jabberwikket: @Yurishiro, "McDonuuuu I've come to bargain."
 ping: @Felicity Thanks. Not knowing was really bothering me. :)
 charlemagne: it's cheaper then the nearest rival and it tastes the same
 i peed a lil: @addend Qnyedul and Bkbnitapnnn
 barfolomew: I Love the It (tm)
 Robespierre: How does Absurdoodles write in Impact font?
 ping: @addend I was wondering that myself. I'm in the UK, so was thinking they might be US-centric.
 addend: What are the last 2 on the top row?
 trepanation: McDonuuuu
Image 234197   02-24-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
580
 
 barfolomew: Really hard on the fingers, I tell you what
 Mr. Shine: Journalism is dead.
 Side Boob: 2spoopy4me
 tib gubb: 1000 skeltals dooting randomly for 1000 years
 a robot: "All doot and no doot makes doot a doot doot"
 Big Beagler: Doot doot
Image 234196   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
381
 
 itskando: ** near entirety
 itskando: @grizzly @Mr Bleak I still can't believe the judge didn't send him away immediately or that the bailiff didn't offer to remove him. A judge calling a defense a queer was an immediate terrible move and he clearly lost his own control from there. Just terrible moves made by both sides for the best entirety.
 Prombom: on--let
 grizzly: @itskando exactly. It cracks me up every time I listen to it.
 Mr Bleak: @itskando Thanks for that - he's a nutcase! Made me laugh anyway.
 itskando: State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen. Do yourself a favor and listen to the rick and morty voices read the transcript.
 barfolomew: ...fuckman?
 trelyate: I choose to believe that is Tim Allen.
 addend: You couldn't just pay the parking ticket, could you.
 tib gubb: this guy.
 Amy Housewine: You mis-spelled 'Florida Man'.
Image 234195   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
289
 
 Not A Bot: You should of known better you never get them wet and you never feed them after midnight
 addend: Bert & Ernie.
Image 234194   02-24-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
311
 
 addend: Ugh, ketchup.
 RiderFan: Not the strangest porn I've run across.
 a robot: Well I guess we know whose fetish this is
Image 234193   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
314
 
 drtofu: Bullshit frog
 Robespierre: Trogladitic
 dragon horn: oooooo
Image 234192   02-24-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
281
 
 Amy Housewine: Rondaroo
 fanny: @a robot and for that reason, i vote kangaroo
 a robot: This doesn't even make sense. For one thing, that kangaroo is naked.
Image 234191   02-24-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
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 phailsauce: If that lasts more than 4 hours, you best see a doc-master.
 Mr. Shine: The little man in the boat.
Image 234190   02-24-18   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
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 Greek Fire: @Beef Supreme Gen X raised them.
 Lantry: @Beef Supreme haha that's some funny satire
 Beef Supreme: Your older brothers and sisters are weak, anxiety riddled, coddled wimps that require a safe space whenever they have an accidental brush with reality. Your batch will be weaker than that. Wait until the Boomers make room, then gen x will do the heavy lifting.
 john dough: Your generatuo
 TurkeyVulture: Unattended children will be sold.
Image 234189   02-24-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
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