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268575  WannaBee: The oaf tour broke any?

268612  sparename: Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab

268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

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268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!


268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

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 Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!
 Prostata: it's called a Merkin
 DrNinjaman: Reusable?
 Butcherboy: The Is merken me horny
 tib gubb: i want off!
Image 234148   02-23-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
 redmonkey3: @Mr Bleak - What did you do, Ray ?
 Mr Bleak: @piranharama I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Image 234147   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Science: I'm Little Blaine, the one he doesn't see. The one he forgot. The one he thinks he left behind in the rooms of ruin and the halls of the dead.
 DrNinjaman: BATTRAIN!
 Peter Pantsless: New Metro game looking awesome (seriously though it does look fucking sweet)
Image 234146   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 redmonkey3: Does she have a brother ?
 drtofu: Yes yes yes yes yes yes
 grizzly: I feel like there may be a dead person in that costume.
 Teechur: Sandy Squirrel cosplay looking better than the Squidward one probably does.
 itskando: Seems harmless. Nothing to see here, except an unexplained mismatched glove. Moving on
 Mr. Shine: No no no no no no no
 DrNinjaman: Whatever you do don't feed it. Just back away and call animal control
 fanny: is this a m o l e w o m a n?
Image 234145   02-23-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Teechur: "Caw! Stop throwing your trash on the ground! And stop buying it in the first place."
 Sage: It was shiny.
 fanny: aww, someone get that bird a decent beer please!
Image 234144   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
 Science: The SR-71 constantly leaks fuel on the ground. Its fuselage only seals at proper operating temperatures.
 grizzly: @fanny that was the key to the sr-71s success.
 ping: @DrNinjaman The refueling rig?
 Kaviri: *Poke*
 DrNinjaman: If that's an SR-71, what's the GoPro attached to?
 Peter Pantsless: @dobbiesdoogs Got a good chuckle out of that one. +1
 fanny: it took me a while to realize this is not a seal peeking out of the water
 dobbiesdoogs: i know what that blackbird is going to do to unwind after a long mission #234144
 Not A Bot: the one on missy's arm is having the most fun, it seems.
Image 234143   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 wolfpk: Feed me!
 Robespierre: "SURPRISE!!!"
 Teechur: Hey! Close the door! Parliament is in session.
 Kaviri: My god, it's full of mice!
 DrNinjaman: What a bunch of sluts. Look at all those sex bracelets.
 hajjpodge: How do you solve a problem like Maria?
 Butcherboy: Sorry I should have knocked first. My fault entirely
 Warrax: Why yes, we would love to join your dungeons and dragons game.
Image 234142   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Science: "What do you mean Karl's 'Raise Dead' spell didn't work? I'm dead? I'M DEAD!?"
 Robespierre: Doggo bureaucracy moves at a puggish pace
 Warrax: Playing a kobold.
 dobbiesdoogs: i get a +5 saving throw versus vacuum cleaners
Image 234141   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 PushyWebsite: Looks like Mega Man from the original cartridge artwork, but sexier.
 Kaviri: That is a very small lightsaber you have there.
 DrNinjaman: And then we'll help you hide it from your wife!
Image 234140   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 redmonkey3: Dad looks hip, Son looks worriex, neither has thought of explains to Mom type
 Dank Means: Oh, and kudos for having the good sense not to try and pull it out himself!
 whaleshark: I'm sure I have seen this picture on here before, but with different people!
 Robespierre: Again? You let him shoot you AGAIN?
 Greifer: @ping he was aiming for it
 ping: At least it wasn't to the knee.
 Not A Bot: Fuck that ass.
 Kaviri: Son can't aim worth a shit, but dammit, I'm still proud uv'm.
 DrNinjaman: "Message for you, sir"
 AlexDeLarge: @dobbiesdoogs he used to be an adventurer like you...
 Peter Pantsless: "Well, he was shining an apple on his shirt and I just couldn't help myself."
 dobbiesdoogs: so what happened?
Image 234139   02-23-18   Uploaded by    hanky
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