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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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 Matricii: @Sadbot So very true...
 Sadbot: @Matricii or sometimes "WoTC copyright non-infringement eyeball guys"
 Matricii: @jochenau They're called Beholders(c). =D
 jochenau: "Now go to sleep, Kevin--or once again I'll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death."
Image 234103   02-23-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
452
 
 Mad Collager: Up! remake lookin' lame.
 Robespierre: The Rust Belt ROCKS!
 Matricii: Amityville: Inner City Edition
 tib gubb: 2 spooky 4 me
Image 234102   02-23-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
681
 
 Father Goose: @VeeKay - depends what you litter and how much!
 FatTigerWoods: Do not racist
 VeeKay: 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Littering won't actually kill you.
 Matricii: No Smoking, No Littering, No Nazis, No Service
Image 234101   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
515
 
 hajjpodge: This is infuriating.
 Robespierre: Today's Weirdo Item
 sparename: It's cold in the pantry
 Matricii: This local Ent got a little confused when trying to replant himself.
 barfolomew: Hey, tree, I think I see a lady who needs those...
 tib gubb: that answers that
Image 234100   02-23-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
614
 
 Science: From the coffee table book "Exhibits from the Pleasure Garden of Hedonism Bot"
 Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?
 Mr Bleak: "It must be art" "Why?" "It's crap."
 Prostata: really?
 Not A Bot: Why is she holding a picture of two ants arguing with a coffin
 Peter Pantsless: Haha gross
 VeeKay: Eww, yeah, but also strangely compelling.
 Matricii: When did "Modern Art" start translating into "Trashy Shock Value"
 XLY: CLASSY
 El hefe: I piss excellence
 DrNinjaman: Excuse me, you seem to be leaking coolant at an alarming rate.
 hajjpodge: Art students are extra.
 sparename: "Mr 3PO, Squat-Bot is ready for your golden showers... Mr 3PO??"
 tib gubb: oh sure, make it out of gold, and it's "art"
 Not A Bot: Fuck Everything, Were Doing Five Blades
 Wooden Spoon: Eww...
Image 234099   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
204
 
 Mr. Shine: @Matricii fake hand on stick to mimic a news anchor's arm holding microphone, leaving cameraman with two hands free.
 Demon Universe: I see jorts are back.
 Robespierre: Wot iz dis, da Hunchback of Champs de Elysee?
 Matricii: I'm honestly confused by what I see here.
Image 234098   02-23-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
429
 
 WTF: "Don't sit on me or my son ever again!"
 Hyphae: *goes to mall, sees @Dr Awkward lying down on the long bench*
 Dr Awkward: "I don't like the side of my butt touching the side of other people's butts, and there's this one perfect, idyllic bench at the mall."
Image 234097   02-23-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
351
 
 VeeKay: She seems nice
 Ulillillia: I can show you the world
 Matricii: I'd say "Good Luck losing your virginity son..." but I'm sure this exact thing is some poor woman's fetish.
 hajjpodge: @Dr Awkward Jon Snow Wight*
 Dr Awkward: You know nothing, John Snow White.
Image 234096   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
196
 
 Not A Bot: This combination tastes like vomit, by the way. I should know - I vomited after downing one.
 Peach: *removes note from wall and flushes it*
 Matricii: Time though... you can flush your time down the toilet...
 Hyphae: You ARE heartily encouraged to flush away the time it took you to read this.
 Fiveninety: i stopped reading at "flush." you're welcome.
 FabricMan: What about my future? Can that go?
Image 234095   02-23-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
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 Science: @charlemagne: Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies Yogi Bear, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jellystone Park, USA.
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward I always liked the cartoon version, where rambo is a bear in a tie and has to steal food from the ranger
 Ulillillia: Instead of endless sequels, studios decided just to reboot the same movies every five years or so.
 Borb Prembus: @Felicity MMMMM
 ethernet: Coming up: Pongos review of Rocky 5,000
 Dr Awkward: RAMBO XXII wasn't nearly as good as RAMBO XXIV
 Matricii: Yeah? Well by now we were supposed to have flying cars and everyone was telepathic... We're all disappointed Samsung.
Image 234094   02-23-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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