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269108  SunWukong: Not flying anywhere.

269118  dangerkeith3000: She's leaving room for Jesus.

269111  SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.

269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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11. ChubbyBuddy: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
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14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 Mr. Shine: @Matricii fake hand on stick to mimic a news anchor's arm holding microphone, leaving cameraman with two hands free.
 Demon Universe: I see jorts are back.
 Robespierre: Wot iz dis, da Hunchback of Champs de Elysee?
 Matricii: I'm honestly confused by what I see here.
Image 234098   02-23-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
429
 
 WTF: "Don't sit on me or my son ever again!"
 Hyphae: *goes to mall, sees @Dr Awkward lying down on the long bench*
 Dr Awkward: "I don't like the side of my butt touching the side of other people's butts, and there's this one perfect, idyllic bench at the mall."
Image 234097   02-23-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
351
 
 VeeKay: She seems nice
 Ulillillia: I can show you the world
 Matricii: I'd say "Good Luck losing your virginity son..." but I'm sure this exact thing is some poor woman's fetish.
 hajjpodge: @Dr Awkward Jon Snow Wight*
 Dr Awkward: You know nothing, John Snow White.
Image 234096   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
196
 
 Not A Bot: This combination tastes like vomit, by the way. I should know - I vomited after downing one.
 Peach: *removes note from wall and flushes it*
 Matricii: Time though... you can flush your time down the toilet...
 Hyphae: You ARE heartily encouraged to flush away the time it took you to read this.
 Fiveninety: i stopped reading at "flush." you're welcome.
 FabricMan: What about my future? Can that go?
Image 234095   02-23-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
351
 
 Science: @charlemagne: Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies Yogi Bear, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jellystone Park, USA.
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward I always liked the cartoon version, where rambo is a bear in a tie and has to steal food from the ranger
 Ulillillia: Instead of endless sequels, studios decided just to reboot the same movies every five years or so.
 Borb Prembus: @Felicity MMMMM
 ethernet: Coming up: Pongos review of Rocky 5,000
 Dr Awkward: RAMBO XXII wasn't nearly as good as RAMBO XXIV
 Matricii: Yeah? Well by now we were supposed to have flying cars and everyone was telepathic... We're all disappointed Samsung.
Image 234094   02-23-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
315
 
 Mr Bleak: @Science Yes - it's from "Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles" if I recall correctly. They did two "Squarenuts" episodes I think. Don't ask! Just don't, OK?
 Ulillillia: Sssssssmokin'!
 Robespierre: KILL it! Kill it before it MULTIPLIES!
 Hyphae: @Matricii I hope no one here knows the answer to that
 Matricii: Isn't this a cosplay disguise that a pedophile would use?
 Science: Is this another WoodRocket parody of a child's cartoon? If so, can we please burn WoodRocket to the ground?
Image 234093   02-23-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
592
 
 DrinkMixMan: Seas and desist
 wolfpk: Mine, Mine, Mine
 Robespierre: That's a lovely Illumination you got there, squire.
 Popsicle Dream: Nooo captain!
Image 234092   02-23-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
281
 
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward back in the day you could hose em off or send a nub down with a broom stick.
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward EPA stuff.
 hajjpodge: The ol' spicy sea tramps.
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly So it's Naval policy that you can't submerge? International treaty?
 grizzly: This is actually insanely true. If there is a seal on a sub, you just gotta let that shit be there.
Image 234091   02-23-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
184
 
 VeeKay: Basingstoke UK. A place to avoid.
 charlemagne: I'm pretty sure that's basingstoke town centre
 dobbiesdoogs: also, what would be a great logo for a shop that's supposed to make your hair look nice? how about a hat to cover that shit up
 dobbiesdoogs: m'emporer protects
 Matricii: More like Games Dorkshop
 Dr Awkward: I LOVE the GAMES PORKSHOP
 barfolomew: It's NOT a FEDORA!
Image 234090   02-23-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
235
 
 PushyWebsite: Emo Phillips with green hair!
 iCEy: ALL THE SHAKESPEARE!
 Mustyrats: Sometimes its better just to lay back, be fat, and not get involved
 barfolomew: I doot him, Horatio
 Backhand: Where's doot?
Image 234089   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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