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269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

269117  dangerkeith3000: @MrBoffo He's talking to a five-cow chick but tells her she's only worth 3 cows.

269108  SunWukong: Not flying anywhere.

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Score:
351
 
 VeeKay: She seems nice
 Ulillillia: I can show you the world
 Matricii: I'd say "Good Luck losing your virginity son..." but I'm sure this exact thing is some poor woman's fetish.
 hajjpodge: @Dr Awkward Jon Snow Wight*
 Dr Awkward: You know nothing, John Snow White.
Image 234096   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
196
 
 Not A Bot: This combination tastes like vomit, by the way. I should know - I vomited after downing one.
 Peach: *removes note from wall and flushes it*
 Matricii: Time though... you can flush your time down the toilet...
 Hyphae: You ARE heartily encouraged to flush away the time it took you to read this.
 Fiveninety: i stopped reading at "flush." you're welcome.
 FabricMan: What about my future? Can that go?
Image 234095   02-23-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
351
 
 Science: @charlemagne: Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies Yogi Bear, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jellystone Park, USA.
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward I always liked the cartoon version, where rambo is a bear in a tie and has to steal food from the ranger
 Ulillillia: Instead of endless sequels, studios decided just to reboot the same movies every five years or so.
 Borb Prembus: @Felicity MMMMM
 ethernet: Coming up: Pongos review of Rocky 5,000
 Dr Awkward: RAMBO XXII wasn't nearly as good as RAMBO XXIV
 Matricii: Yeah? Well by now we were supposed to have flying cars and everyone was telepathic... We're all disappointed Samsung.
Image 234094   02-23-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
315
 
 Mr Bleak: @Science Yes - it's from "Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles" if I recall correctly. They did two "Squarenuts" episodes I think. Don't ask! Just don't, OK?
 Ulillillia: Sssssssmokin'!
 Robespierre: KILL it! Kill it before it MULTIPLIES!
 Hyphae: @Matricii I hope no one here knows the answer to that
 Matricii: Isn't this a cosplay disguise that a pedophile would use?
 Science: Is this another WoodRocket parody of a child's cartoon? If so, can we please burn WoodRocket to the ground?
Image 234093   02-23-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
592
 
 DrinkMixMan: Seas and desist
 wolfpk: Mine, Mine, Mine
 Robespierre: That's a lovely Illumination you got there, squire.
 Popsicle Dream: Nooo captain!
Image 234092   02-23-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
281
 
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward back in the day you could hose em off or send a nub down with a broom stick.
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward EPA stuff.
 hajjpodge: The ol' spicy sea tramps.
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly So it's Naval policy that you can't submerge? International treaty?
 grizzly: This is actually insanely true. If there is a seal on a sub, you just gotta let that shit be there.
Image 234091   02-23-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
184
 
 VeeKay: Basingstoke UK. A place to avoid.
 charlemagne: I'm pretty sure that's basingstoke town centre
 dobbiesdoogs: also, what would be a great logo for a shop that's supposed to make your hair look nice? how about a hat to cover that shit up
 dobbiesdoogs: m'emporer protects
 Matricii: More like Games Dorkshop
 Dr Awkward: I LOVE the GAMES PORKSHOP
 barfolomew: It's NOT a FEDORA!
Image 234090   02-23-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
235
 
 PushyWebsite: Emo Phillips with green hair!
 iCEy: ALL THE SHAKESPEARE!
 Mustyrats: Sometimes its better just to lay back, be fat, and not get involved
 barfolomew: I doot him, Horatio
 Backhand: Where's doot?
Image 234089   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
891
 
 Coolguy: SEND DOOTS!
 Hyphae: Nu-doot-ity detected
 Matricii: Sexting... Necromancy style...
 Science: I bon't know!
 Ihminen: welp you are boned
 Butcherboy: That what you get for marrying a skeleton with permanentl angry eyes
 WTF: Swiggity-dooty
 tib gubb: heh. boner
Image 234088   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
89
 
 balloon: X K C D did it better
 charlemagne: there should be a vast swampy continent for pornography
 sparename: "Here be ever-so-tiny dragons"
 Robespierre: Ant, please. ... ANT! ... Oh, he's left for the weekend already? Shit ... sorry
Image 234087   02-23-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
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