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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
891
 
 Coolguy: SEND DOOTS!
 Hyphae: Nu-doot-ity detected
 Matricii: Sexting... Necromancy style...
 Science: I bon't know!
 Ihminen: welp you are boned
 Butcherboy: That what you get for marrying a skeleton with permanentl angry eyes
 WTF: Swiggity-dooty
 tib gubb: heh. boner
Image 234088   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
89
 
 balloon: X K C D did it better
 charlemagne: there should be a vast swampy continent for pornography
 sparename: "Here be ever-so-tiny dragons"
 Robespierre: Ant, please. ... ANT! ... Oh, he's left for the weekend already? Shit ... sorry
Image 234087   02-23-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
540
 
 Felicity: Catsuit
 Hyphae: @Christina *squints* ...where?
 Matricii: This fills me with sadness
 barfolomew: How to foil automated surveillance cat-sensing software.
 Christina: I see a cat.
 Urn BooUrn: Nah nah nah nah nah nah, CAT MAN!!!!
 Robespierre: One cat's mind, blown.
Image 234086   02-23-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
337
 
 Felicity: I have an orery. Actual size
 Off Topic: The entire Earth is only this big! Feel small yet?
 sparename: It's not the *real* Eiffel Tower, either
 Shay: Not sure what to make of this...
Image 234085   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
249
 
 a sedated moose: /to the left, to the left/ all your steps to the right in a box to the left/
 AlexDeLarge: Jumps to the left.
 dangerkeith3000: Clowns to the left of me, stairs are to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you...
Image 234084   02-23-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
109
 
 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy
 Coolguy: @Robespierre Just remain indoors, no?
 Robespierre: @Matricii It's the last place on Earth I could have imagined living 15 years ago - but when faced with advancing age, reduced career opportunites, and twins nearing college age, a decent offer financially in a field that was easy for me to transition into was exactly what I needed at that time, and now as well. Disadvantages, sure, but hey, sometimes ya gotta do hwut ya gotta do.
 Matricii: @Robespierre I have a couple of timeshares at Jockey Club so I can be on the strip, but not have to actually stay in one of the hotels.
 Robespierre: @Wooden Spoon (Whistles softly to himself while waiting to go home)
 Wooden Spoon: @Robespierre: Sheldon Adelson then?
 Robespierre: @Matricii Anything half-assed that'll bring in morons ready to blow thier cash is supported whole-heartedly by the powers-that-be, including my employer, the Prince of Darkness (I do NOT work for Steve Wynn, thank God)
 Matricii: @Robespierre Poor Vegas... always subjected to the worst of humanity.
 Not A Bot: on the right... Commander Quark?!? Where's The Head?
 Robespierre: Last weekend was Juggalo Weekend here in Las Vegas, complete with zero-budget wrestling, endless Faygo-spraying, and other forms of general tastelessness. These photos ( bad news: there's one more) were posted on one of the local papers' website on Monday.
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like Suicide Squad 2 is doubling down on the asshattery
Image 234083   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
555
 
 DrNinjaman: She had one day left 'til retirement.
 ping: @hajjpodge I shouldn't laugh at comments like that, but that forced a laugh-snort out of me.
 hajjpodge: @ping I'm microwaving my lungs right now because of this woman.
 ping: @WTF "91 year old inspires thousands to get cancer..." Wut?
 Shay: Bucket List did it first.
 WTF: 91 year old inspires thousands to get cancer, skip treatment, and die
 ping: Quality over quantity. Good for her.
 dangerkeith3000: I'd do the same damn thing.
Image 234082   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
673
 
 Felicity: --Use of hyphens as em-dashes
 Darmstadtium: Nobody expects the sense of failure's inquisition
 WTF: I love wonderwomangradhorn!
 Minnesotan: I was led to believe by PSAs growing up that quicksand and fire would be more significant dangers in my life. And left completely unprepared for constant crushing depression and failure.
 dangerkeith3000: Don't be so hard on yourself.
Image 234081   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
465
 
 Wooden Spoon: Fighting crime in the Venetian Canals its... Night Swimmer! (PS I know that not what nicht means, but it was the first thing that popped into my head).
 Christina: The duck can't read German.
 dangerkeith3000: Also, David Schwimmer - HALT
Image 234080   02-23-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
Score:
75
 
 VeeKay: Don't drink the cuttlefish eggs
 Wooden Spoon: I dont know whats going on here, but I dont like it.
 Micro Jackson: Lumpy
Image 234079   02-23-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
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