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268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

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Score:
413
 
 Shay: I don't finding going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce at the bar too inappropriate. Just not very hygienic.
 Ulillillia: One of those comics where the dialogue is replaced with Louis CK quotes.
 Robespierre: Lemme tell you about the upstairs pool table room at Touche (Too-SHAY) when it was down by Lincoln and Diversey ... oh, never mind...
 dangerkeith3000: *most* bars
Image 234066   02-23-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
223
 
 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.
 fridaynight: photoshop
 Bill Rye: *wears a doo-rag at night* Nice
 grandma: a onesie
 White Rice: @barfolomew weve completely crushed their spirit, and theyve even started blinking in unison!
 Uncle Phil: Doesn't say anything about blood or semen. Please don't make them add rules about blood or semen on your clothing.
 antipatterns: *sprays crude anarchist A on stop sign and skateboards away*
 Off Topic: So girls can wear skirts but have to have leggings on as well. But aren't legging breaking the rules for both being too tight and being see through? If you can't get your rules right how can you expect to enforce them?
 barfolomew: Freedom of thought and expression will be permitted within well-defined boundaries. For one week.
 Dr Awkward: (Father, Son, and Holy) Spirit Week is so fun!
 Shay: Spirit Week sponsored by: Mother May I
 fanny: is this your school @Teechur? we have spirit week before christmas and we have a pajama day and it always skeeves me out... kids just come in wearing what they slept in, stinkin' like pee... plus we have a huge bed bug problem in the city schools so in my mind it's like inviting them right in... yay school spirit!
 2Berries: The beatings will continue until moral improves
 WTF: You WILL enjoy it or you WILL be expelled!
 Scoo: Dang, Catholic school has changed a lot
 Robespierre: What about that t-shirt I have of Batman busting Trump in the chops - is that considered violence-promoting?
 bug: I'm mainly concerned that they had to mention not to wear anything with feces on it...
 grizzly: Fun is mandatory!
 Derp Herpigan: I'm guessing since tennis shoes/sneakers are permitted during this week only, that this is one of those private, dress-code or expulsion kinds of schools.
Image 234065   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
197
 
 sparename: Stereomouscopic
 when so: Mouse-tracking software is for the weak
 charlemagne: this is wall-e before they added the cgi
Image 234064   02-23-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
354
 
 Mr. Shine: I said BIGGER!!!!
 Robespierre: I don't think this is the Shaggs, but they sure look like the Shaggs sounded
 charlemagne: these animorph images are losing their touch
Image 234063   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
549
 
 charlemagne: @Robespierre they do it on the sofa, and on the patio, and when the fun is over watch themselves on video
 Robespierre: There Will Always Be A Perverted England
Image 234062   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
517
 
 Christina: Young lady, your baby is on fire!
 Shay: Bern baby Bern.
 Scoo: Oh, he's fine
 VeeKay: ...that little baby girl grew up to be... Slim Thug.
 deadwombat: Little did she know, babby grew up and got his revenge. #234054
 Robespierre: The Sims: Limited Brian Eno Edition
Image 234061   02-23-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Image 234060 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by blablabla. We'll pray for you, blablabla.
Score:
290
 
 Demon Universe: This is the weirdest hospital I have ever been to.
 Zukero: 3 when I look at this.
 KnifeySpooney: I would like to feel like Grohl as the stewardess in Learn to Fly. He looked pretty
 whiplash: 2, with the potential to turn into a 6 if today goes like yesterday did
 Shay: Seven
 breadtoaster: mixture of 3, 7, and 9 I would say
 Ihminen: Man the singer of Foo Fighters really looks like the drummer from Nirvana
 Robespierre: How about zero. Does zero work for you?
Image 234059   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Slerzy
Score:
188
 
 jokertothethief: This reminds me of that Marmaduke Explained strip where Marmaduke skateboards past a guy who says Now Ive seen everything! and the explanation is Marmaduke skateboards past a man who has seen everything except a skateboarding dog.
 grizzly: Now I've seen three things.
 Dresdenkeogh: I don't open my eyes often ya see
 Robespierre: Kinda difficult to lose count, then.
Image 234058   02-23-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
542
 
 Uncle Phil: @a robot I assume that removing one of them would bestow the light on her butt. Not sure about the power yet.
 bug: These new Megaman power-ups are weird.
 wolfpk: I would say the words don't go with the scene, but this is Anime so it probably does.
 a sedated moose: @a robot it's called anime, look it up.
 a robot: Ok, but why are you wearing two swimsuit bottoms at the same time?
 Mr. Shine: *bestows*
Image 234057   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Himesama
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