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269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

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11. ChubbyBuddy: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 Mr. Lizard: @barfolomew THE RIVER
 barfolomew: @FabricMan and also in my head. On repeat. Thanks for that.
 FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background
Image 234037   02-23-18   Uploaded by    grimes
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @El hefe - you should try stinging-tree leaves (Australia, of course). If you have heard of stinging nettles, same thing but leaves conveniently hand-sized and the sting lasts for weeks! (Not known from personal experience, thank FSM!)
 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains
 BavidDowie: I bet it smells great in there.
 Otterman: Filthy. But genuinely arousing.
 El hefe: Still less irritating than wiping with poison ivy
 dangerkeith3000: This is so gross. RAD!
 SpaceCow: Never go camping outside Silent Hill.
 Winterneuro: Instant lung cancer!
 barfolomew: Pair this up with the cone crust pizza, and you have a very Cronenberg porno.
 Mad Collager: Lady Gaga tries camping.
 Nope: Wow a metaphor for the over 35 dating scene.
Image 234036   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan You'd have to fight Tasha Yar, and good luck with that!
 Annoying Vegan : Data can compress himself against me anytime, if ya know what I mean
 bug: *Datum
 WTF: Double the pic size and it would be "Big Data"
 Oh Don Piano: You Excel at analyzing Data.
 Ihminen: the 5th one is missing data
Image 234035   02-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
 MylesX: That's why I support Gokurians instead
Image 234034   02-23-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
 FabricMan: American? Is it American?
 Dr Awkward: Confirmation: EETADKC
Image 234033   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
 SomeCanadian: We all shower down here, Georgie.
 charlemagne: it puts the lotion back on the holder or it cleans the soap scum again
 Mad Collager: This shower is the gratest!
 Rachelina: "Naked people turn me on." -shower.
Image 234032   02-23-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
 SpaceCow: Ever since Lethal Weapon, Gary Busey does this unprovoked.
 Mr. Shine: That's hot.
Image 234031   02-23-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro False, I think I see jalapeos, eeeew
 Robespierre: Reminiscent of the packs of pre-chopped mirepoix at Trader Joe's - but taken to an illogical extreme
 Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings
 when so: *proceeds to touch all produce*
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Free the carrots!
 shadebane: @fanny "Not true don't listen to her! I tried them and they are all tasty and yummy!" -@Annoying Vegan
 fanny: these are the worst gummy bears ever
 Sadbot: For when you want to make stir-fry, but can't be arsed to spend 30 seconds chopping anything
Image 234030   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 BavidDowie: Gratia Plena
 Christina: Programmers also like to end their sentences with semicolons;
 Lorm Bembo: Joke's on you my dog will warn me AGES before you approach the door
 Ihminen: I would actually like to see it and the reactions when someone would actually enter there slowly and sing ave maria perfectly
 Sadbot: This is more or less true for most, but some of us have stronger will. For me, please enter like a rockstar singing "Two Minutes to Midnight" by Iron Maiden. Thank you
Image 234029   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 dangerkeith3000: Trans(ition Metals) Friendly.
 Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks
 sparename: Pee-reodic
 redmonkey3: Nice way to use up remaining tile colors!
Image 234028   02-23-18   Uploaded by    skittles
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