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268966  fumbduck: It's an elephant-human hybrid bouncing a ball on its head, chasing a chicken with another ball.

268960  Not A Bot: I want this shirt

268964  Annoying Vegan : We Believe You

268938  PenguinBartender: The new Ikea bebis still in test-marketing phase.

268954  TurkeyVultureTed: @lecj07 why not both?

268955  TurkeyVultureTed: Why?

268886  trelyate: Cathy

268962  MrBoffo: Ty BADdington

268962  TurkeyVultureTed: Is this another one of those Kavanagh look-alikes I keep hearing about?

268903  trelyate: Beestiality

268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268550 tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)
Sydney uploaded 268478 (670 points)
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 6. Sydney: 1758 points
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 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. fisto: 1478 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
599
 
 dangerkeith3000: Look at the why Elmo is eyeing them.
 Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"
 addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"
 Bro Bro: You mean Deputy Director Bullock and Magneto!
 a robot: "Elmo"
Image 234017   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
200
 
 El hefe: Damn it feels good to be a gangster
 trelyate: you improperly labeled your bat.
 Teechur: The router wasn't the problem anyway. Look at the printer "PC load letter"
 Zukero: There was a spider on it.
 tib gubb: benadeto, no!
Image 234016   02-23-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
487
 
 BavidDowie: Gf not happy with your browsing history. Or your hardware. Yeah, you know what I mean.
 Teechur: Oh, you use whinny-dos. I prefer Apples
 addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"
 athiest: Does your girlfriend use hair conditioner?
 a robot: Is your girlfriend a HACKER?
Image 234015   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
497
 
 SpaceCow: A perfectly normal day in the seventies.
 WTF: John Wayne Gacy's family photo
 redmonkey3: Seems normal - enough - for the strange world of Vintageland
 Mr. Shine: "That's odd, he wasn't there when I snapped the picture."
 flowers: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?? There's a chessboard on the wall!
 addend: "And we grew up just fine. ...Checkmate!"
Image 234014   02-23-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
565
 
 Mr Bleak: Plot twist: that's a human tongue.
 redmonkey3: Just ONE lick... please, Sir
 dorian: mleeh
Image 234013   02-23-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
397
 
 Robespierre: Jeans like those cost $1.99 at Farm 'n' Fleet in 1976.
 arctic fox: Kanye Worst
Image 234012   02-23-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
251
 
 dangerkeith3000: That's what happens when you use metric.
 Robespierre: @addend Yyyyyyyyup ... statistically a 3, I'd say.
 addend: *3.
Image 234011   02-23-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
198
 
 night shift: Assuming this was a last-will request.
 miller: OYTO?
 BavidDowie: Priest should be beaten. Probably not still in the ministry.
 dangerkeith3000: This is why I'm going to be cremated.
 Derp Herpigan: @addend OHNO
 Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?
 redmonkey3: What ? / Strong suspicion this is "spray beverage from nose" sort of funny BUT without context i am "stare at screen" befuddled... HEY OP!
 Mr. Shine: Don't f#cking do this. Don't.
 humanfog: That was the weirdest bachelor party
 addend: Did they scramble "YOLO" or do a mediocre "OHIO"?
 wolfpk: @Sadbot It's actually England; they are trying to confuse you.
 Sadbot: I'm unclear on the deceased's nationality. Australian? South African? I'm just not seeing any clues here...
 jochenau: OYO?
Image 234010   02-23-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
323
 
 icloud: @addend - Why? That image has nothing to do with this one .... oh.
 Derp Herpigan: My brother-in-law used these, they were fun to smack with a stick when he wasn't parked in the garage.
 redmonkey3: Field Tested!
 doggggggie: @addend I couldn't.
 addend: Jump down to #234007 next. Trust me.
Image 234009   02-23-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
709
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Our child, gourdon
 Wet farts: Trumps baby photo
Image 234008   02-23-18   Uploaded by    falling
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