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268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

268567  trelyate: Gyarados was almost named Skulkraken

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!



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Score:
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 FabricMan: Don't the Mongolians have some fermented milk drink?
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!
 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.
 JollyWell: So hes a time traveller?
 Gomi Day: i wish the milkman would carbonate my milk, in the morning.
 Prostata: tl;dr
 Slerzy: Tl;dr and also comic sans. Shame on you.
 mexican: Dumb story but not really ant status.
 Kaviri: So the guy liked his egg cream. What's the big deal?
 Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.
 Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.
 a robot: What the hell is the point of this
 Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.
 Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg
 Derp Herpigan: cool story bro, but you still wrote it in Comic Sans.
Image 233941   02-22-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
352
 
 Mr Bleak: Proof at last that Volvo drivers do indeed have rocks for brains.
 redmonkey3: Should NOT have angered giant significant other
 Dr Awkward: That'll buff right out
 Teechur: Should have used carbonated gasoline.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck this car in particular
 Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all
 Scoo: Now you can party all day
 Ihminen: "ran when parked"
 clayjar: I wanna rock!
Image 233940   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
346
 
 Mr Bleak: Definitely not hammer time.
 redmonkey3: *beauty
 redmonkey3: Why? you limp wristed pale little beasty... Just Hammer It!
 Not A Bot: Kisses
 mexican: Just hammer the goddamn thing you goof.
 Kaviri: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 5, 4, 3, 2...
 Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too
 Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
 Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?
 Morn Bumbies: STOP!
Image 233939   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
637
 
 redmonkey3: @Robespierre - i'll take those bets!
 jazzjunkie: Cats love it!
 Slerzy: Ground control to Major Tom
 Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.
 Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.
Image 233938   02-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Image 233937 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by catheter. You have brought shame on us, catheter.
Score:
378
 
 redmonkey3: @sparename - welder's glasses, please
 Kaviri: I have seen the future, and it is rad my dudes.
 sparename: Totally gotta wear shades..
Image 233936   02-22-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
520
 
 redmonkey3: @Scoo -always in top 5 of alltime fave movie quotes. Always.
 El Barto: Take some Ex-Lax! ;D
 Kaviri: @Scoo Or taking something
 Scoo: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Image 233935   02-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
909
 
 RiderFan: Boob Ross.
 wolfpk: How many time did you "wack your brush off" (Deadpool)
 Derp Herpigan: Happy Little Cosplay.
Image 233934   02-22-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
574
 
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Image 233933   02-22-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
1218
 
 Kaviri: Doc, I've been having problems getting out of bed in the morning.
 Ihminen: so it's pretty much the what happens at the start of fallout new vegas old world blues
 FabricMan: You haven't been using this, you coward!
 sparename: I shat mine too - must've been the jalfrezi
Image 233932   02-22-18   Uploaded by    prospector
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