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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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Score:
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 smusher: Canny new idea...
 bigASShobo: (shlorp)
 UltraBeverly: Upton Sinclair seal of approval!
 Kaviri: Now twice as congealed!
 WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!
 funny in the wall: @VeeKay @tib gubb right? it's mostly bones. i generally eat my rack of ribs and half of my wife's rack of ribs
 grizzly: @VeeKay I'll need two cans...
 tib gubb: if you think two and a half pounds of ribs will serve four people. i'm sorry.
 Scoo: MEAT
 VeeKay: 'Serves 3 to 4' ha ha ha wrong suckers, serves me.
 Dr Awkward: You had me at ribs
 Warrax: By prescription only.
Image 233922   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
466
 
 elmosco: Rainbow chemtrails! At least theyre getting more inclusive
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec haha gross
 Gringos: @Peter Pantsless - Beats the Titan-Uranus shuttle, for sure.
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like the friendly spaceship is taking another trip to the planet RAD
Image 233921   02-22-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
264
 
 Snowta: More like okonomiYUCKY!
 Robespierre: @Dreforian (or better yet, just click on my name here - sheesh...)
 Robespierre: @Dreforian I tried posting the image of a proper okonomiyaki, but it didn't make it beyond my user page. You can check it @ Robespierre.aggro-gator.com ... I think...
 Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.
 Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.
 Dreforian: This perfectly reflects how I feel about my ability to cook this kind of thing.
Image 233920   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
1278
 
 BavidDowie: I love scented sheets
Image 233919   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
325
 
 Kaviri: This is not a good excuse for letting your dog get fat.
 twitter: Rad for green pants
Image 233918   02-22-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
727
 
 Mr Bleak: The UK by the end of next week, if you believe the weathermen. (I suspect four flakes will land on the road outside the BBC headquarters and cause total chaos)
 raditzu: Let me in, for fox's sake!
 VeeKay: Never take your land armies into Russia.jpg
 ping: Baby it's cold outside...
 PenguinBartender: "Hello sir, I was wondering if you have a moment to talk about our Lords and Saviors Vegard and Brd Ylvisker?"
 Scoo: If they're cold, you're cold
 barfolomew: Is your neighbor foxy?
 Peter Pantsless: "I've come to rescue you!" "Where's your barrel of brandy?" "Uhh..." "Get out."
Image 233917   02-22-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
685
 
 a robot: What the actual fuck! *clicks rad*
 Nothing: Personally, I prefer Garfield body and He-Man head
 Sadbot: @VoR I can't help but read that as "Iron Man"
 VoR: Fe-man
 Robespierre: Bad vote - missing lasagne
Image 233916   02-22-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
441
 
 addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."
 Dreforian: Early attempts to go wireless and paperless were rad on style but bad on functionality
 whiplash: We forgot the chairs
 Dr Awkward: "With a remarkable processing power of one MILLION bytes per hour"
 Warrax: Alright, we've got some business. How do we now "get down" to it.
 Peter Pantsless: Any time now it will be worth buying a home computer
 Sadbot: Aww yeah, that's how I like it, reel to reel
 Robespierre: Framing your main, are you?
Image 233915   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
671
 
 Slerzy: The more I look the more I laugh
 Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.
 trucker: @Jesse P Belle seems to have a wide urinating stance, too
 Jesse P: Snow White has a third leg. Does that mean she's in transition?
 well duh: Can't see Mrs. Potts' boobs with Snow White's stupid head in the way.
 Otterman: (Sensibly chuckles)
 barfolomew: @Ulillillia missing John McClane
 dangerkeith3000: Jasmine is all kinds of limber. And I don't even know how many arms Ariel's got.
 Ulillillia: Missing Leia
Image 233914   02-22-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
253
 
 VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..
 depression: @VoR What is that supposed to mean!
 RogueLeader: @dangerkeith3000 I had nightmares about it as a child
 Shay: *cue Final Fantasy VII - One-Winged Angel*
 Fiveninety: and i say, it's all right
 VoR: But dont really. I love burning fuel
 dangerkeith3000: Yeah Perry Bible Fellowship did it first, but it's a pretty common idea. Ifinipop likely thought it up independently.
 Peter Pantsless: pbfcomics.com/comics/sun-love/
Image 233913   02-22-18   Uploaded by    athiest
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