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268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Score:
448
 
 smusher: Canny new idea...
 bigASShobo: (shlorp)
 UltraBeverly: Upton Sinclair seal of approval!
 Kaviri: Now twice as congealed!
 WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!
 funny in the wall: @VeeKay @tib gubb right? it's mostly bones. i generally eat my rack of ribs and half of my wife's rack of ribs
 grizzly: @VeeKay I'll need two cans...
 tib gubb: if you think two and a half pounds of ribs will serve four people. i'm sorry.
 Scoo: MEAT
 VeeKay: 'Serves 3 to 4' ha ha ha wrong suckers, serves me.
 Dr Awkward: You had me at ribs
 Warrax: By prescription only.
Image 233922   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
466
 
 elmosco: Rainbow chemtrails! At least theyre getting more inclusive
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec haha gross
 Gringos: @Peter Pantsless - Beats the Titan-Uranus shuttle, for sure.
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like the friendly spaceship is taking another trip to the planet RAD
Image 233921   02-22-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
264
 
 Snowta: More like okonomiYUCKY!
 Robespierre: @Dreforian (or better yet, just click on my name here - sheesh...)
 Robespierre: @Dreforian I tried posting the image of a proper okonomiyaki, but it didn't make it beyond my user page. You can check it @ Robespierre.aggro-gator.com ... I think...
 Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.
 Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.
 Dreforian: This perfectly reflects how I feel about my ability to cook this kind of thing.
Image 233920   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
1278
 
 BavidDowie: I love scented sheets
Image 233919   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
325
 
 Kaviri: This is not a good excuse for letting your dog get fat.
 twitter: Rad for green pants
Image 233918   02-22-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
727
 
 Mr Bleak: The UK by the end of next week, if you believe the weathermen. (I suspect four flakes will land on the road outside the BBC headquarters and cause total chaos)
 raditzu: Let me in, for fox's sake!
 VeeKay: Never take your land armies into Russia.jpg
 ping: Baby it's cold outside...
 PenguinBartender: "Hello sir, I was wondering if you have a moment to talk about our Lords and Saviors Vegard and Brd Ylvisker?"
 Scoo: If they're cold, you're cold
 barfolomew: Is your neighbor foxy?
 Peter Pantsless: "I've come to rescue you!" "Where's your barrel of brandy?" "Uhh..." "Get out."
Image 233917   02-22-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
685
 
 a robot: What the actual fuck! *clicks rad*
 Nothing: Personally, I prefer Garfield body and He-Man head
 Sadbot: @VoR I can't help but read that as "Iron Man"
 VoR: Fe-man
 Robespierre: Bad vote - missing lasagne
Image 233916   02-22-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
441
 
 addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."
 Dreforian: Early attempts to go wireless and paperless were rad on style but bad on functionality
 whiplash: We forgot the chairs
 Dr Awkward: "With a remarkable processing power of one MILLION bytes per hour"
 Warrax: Alright, we've got some business. How do we now "get down" to it.
 Peter Pantsless: Any time now it will be worth buying a home computer
 Sadbot: Aww yeah, that's how I like it, reel to reel
 Robespierre: Framing your main, are you?
Image 233915   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
671
 
 Slerzy: The more I look the more I laugh
 Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.
 trucker: @Jesse P Belle seems to have a wide urinating stance, too
 Jesse P: Snow White has a third leg. Does that mean she's in transition?
 well duh: Can't see Mrs. Potts' boobs with Snow White's stupid head in the way.
 Otterman: (Sensibly chuckles)
 barfolomew: @Ulillillia missing John McClane
 dangerkeith3000: Jasmine is all kinds of limber. And I don't even know how many arms Ariel's got.
 Ulillillia: Missing Leia
Image 233914   02-22-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
253
 
 VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..
 depression: @VoR What is that supposed to mean!
 RogueLeader: @dangerkeith3000 I had nightmares about it as a child
 Shay: *cue Final Fantasy VII - One-Winged Angel*
 Fiveninety: and i say, it's all right
 VoR: But dont really. I love burning fuel
 dangerkeith3000: Yeah Perry Bible Fellowship did it first, but it's a pretty common idea. Ifinipop likely thought it up independently.
 Peter Pantsless: pbfcomics.com/comics/sun-love/
Image 233913   02-22-18   Uploaded by    athiest
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