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269102  Micro Jackson: The smells

269103  Micro Jackson: Fuck that underwater shit

269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

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2. Not A Bot
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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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11. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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Score:
253
 
 VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..
 depression: @VoR What is that supposed to mean!
 RogueLeader: @dangerkeith3000 I had nightmares about it as a child
 Shay: *cue Final Fantasy VII - One-Winged Angel*
 Fiveninety: and i say, it's all right
 VoR: But dont really. I love burning fuel
 dangerkeith3000: Yeah Perry Bible Fellowship did it first, but it's a pretty common idea. Ifinipop likely thought it up independently.
 Peter Pantsless: pbfcomics.com/comics/sun-love/
Image 233913   02-22-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
670
 
 redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines
 addend: (Wins election through write-in votes.)
 Kaviri: Pay Danton
 Ulillillia: Life is demanding without understanding
 Sadbot: Now this is a strong centrist message that I can...eh...whatever. Meh.
 Peter Pantsless: Here's your sign, Dan
Image 233912   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
180
 
 Kaviri: My god, it's full of losers.
 Not A Bot: He just wanted a sign with his face on it.
 Dr Awkward: None more British.
 Dan Tagonistic: Blue Jam
Image 233911   02-22-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
240
 
 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."
 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!
 sylveon: In Soviet Russia, food smells you
 funny in the wall: I got the last pig I ordered with the head. I roasted it on a grill and it was amazing
 Butcherboy: Snouts Id cooked long and crispy taste like a really thick piece of charred bacon
 Otterman: Mmmm, snouts and entrails.
 sparename: Are you having a boop-e-cue?
 Ulillillia: Anyone for hot dogs?
 Dan Tagonistic: Pig snoots sure is good snoots
 Peter Pantsless: I'll bet it smells great in there
 funny in the wall: Thats good eating
 Dr Awkward: It's snouts all the way down
 beckybecky: Barbaric
Image 233910   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
694
 
 Not A Bot: Still shifty and alt as fuck. Don't get so keyed up, gaptooth Mac.
 VoR: A dead aggronaut neither rads or bads. It is really s s s uh disappointing
 Scoo: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
 Sadbot: I never saw Gravity, thanks for the spoilers
 Gentleman: @Ulillillia - *Thick cowboy drawl* "He's dead - D-A-Y-E-D."
 Ulillillia: he ded
Image 233909   02-22-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
726
 
 Winterneuro: Ive got a brain the size of a planet and this is what they ask of me. Im not getting you down, am I?
 Kaviri: Is mad.
 phil: It has a button set the table
 Robespierre: Damn thing is plotting against me
 dangerkeith3000: Your MOM'S sad.
 EH: :(
 Sadbot: same
Image 233908   02-22-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
778
 
 Uncle Phil: @Ulillillia They do shows at the air reserve station near me. They park some big ass cargo planes on the tarmac and you can sit under the wings. They also had a harrier and flew it sideways.
 VeeKay: Wow. Sad but sadly true. Stay strong brave tigers.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Word on the street is it sounds like "Pt-TOWWW!!!"
 Ulillillia: And here I didn't like air shows because they're crowded and usually on an open field without any shade on a scorching hot day
 Sadbot: I'm only here for the A-10, I want to hear what it's like to be vaporized by a swarm of depleted uranium
Image 233907   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
566
 
 Robespierre: Ahem; *cough**cough* - arrrRRRMEMEMEMEMEEEE ... *sigh* ... "This In NOT a Typical Dating Site"
 dangerkeith3000: She LOVES to ride horses if you know what I mean. Also, the BoJack Horseman live-action movie looks promising.
 Peter Pantsless: You can't get pregnant from a toilet seat, but you CAN get pregnant from a saddle
 Dresdenkeogh: My head was bit off by a horse in utero. Revenge is my life
Image 233906   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
554
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha
 PenguinBartender: Too soon.
 VoR: @Dr Awkward stolen images
 Dr Awkward: What's 04-DW?
Image 233905   02-22-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Image 233904 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Double-Munched Tacotito. Boo, Double-Munched Tacotito.
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