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269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

269117  dangerkeith3000: @MrBoffo He's talking to a five-cow chick but tells her she's only worth 3 cows.

269108  SunWukong: Not flying anywhere.

269118  dangerkeith3000: She's leaving room for Jesus.

269111  SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.

269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
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 thrilhouse: my sides hurt @bug
 sandwiches: I hope the turkey is Rice Krispie squares and not just rice cake
 prospector: @Psymon As a fat, vegetarian comedian once said when the talk show host said that vegetarians are usually skinny: Aint no meat in ice cream
 BavidDowie: Isn't red candy colored with powdered bugs?
 Prostata: @FabricMan YUM! I will!
 bug: Finally, a healthy alternative to a fatty turkey.
 FabricMan: The marshmallows in the rice crispy treats are made from gelatin from horse hooves. Enjoy!
 Psymon: So vegetarian means you only eat junk food? Sign me up!
 dangerkeith3000: Looks delicious.
Image 233874   02-22-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
695
 
 Borb Prembus: You haven't lived until you bite into what looks like a chocolate ice-cream and discover it is red-bean! (First week an a Westerner living in China).
 VeeKay: Baaaaaaaarf!
 Robespierre: Still thinking about thos beans - *sigh*
 Dresdenkeogh: Brussels sprouts
 Scoo: Yawn - call me when they have Pea Juice
 dangerkeith3000: Roll that beautiful bean footage.
 Mr. Butt: Im drinking about those beans.
Image 233873   02-22-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
399
 
 SpaceCow: Sanic on his way home from another botched interview.
 Ulillillia: We all spin down here
 Robespierre: Oversize rubbish pick-up day, I see
 Sage: Gotta clown fast!
Image 233872   02-22-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
937
 
 Dick Inspector: Graceful.
 BavidDowie: That's thinking with catholes.
 Robespierre: "Peel me a grape, Gladys"
 barfolomew: Look, we all make bad decisions in our lives. Could I please just get a hand without the commentary?
 Relp: Cat MRI's looking semi-comfy
 sir toke a lot: Kitten Cannon (tm) comes out of the internet and into your home! Get your working real-life version of the insanely popular video game now!
 donhomero: I need your help, but I also need you to promise not to make a fat joke.
Image 233871   02-22-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
257
 
 Greifer: Gletschergarten verkehrshaus... what a dancing name
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Sauerbraten with spaetzle, please
 barfolomew: Suddenly I have an urge for a super-dense meat dish that will have me stuck on the toilet for hours.
Image 233870   02-22-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
697
 
 Warren G Hardon: Macho Man Randy Savage is down! And now Goldust is piling bread on him! This is too much, JR!
 Shay: Child Protective Services showed up, but they just giggled and left the house.
 cybeq: So that's how she was bred
 Off Topic: This is how that eye crust appears every morning.
 Derp Herpigan: She's just loafing around.
Image 233869   02-22-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
475
 
 Shay: I said COLLUSION, not COUSTEAU you fools!
 Sadbot: Subnautica: Kleptocrat Edition
 VeeKay: @Dresdenkeogh If he can be declared the winner of the March 2018 presidential elections in Russia, he can easily win in Atlantis!
 Dresdenkeogh: Atlantis is having an election, he wants to make sure Namor the Submariner wins over Arthur Curry. Trident control is a big issue.
 barfolomew: Later, shitlords
Image 233868   02-22-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
589
 
 redmonkey3: keep driving keep driving keep driving
 generic: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.
 XLY: Even stranger, this is actually at a Taco Bell
 trepanation: @Shay There used to be a comedy club called the Poco Loco. I wish I had gone there more
 Liar tuck: First I would pee on you, chanting Haus on fire, haus on fire, put it out, put it out
 Shay: Someone had to take over after Loco Pollos went down.
 Greifer: Looks like she floats
 Robespierre: When Waldo Met Wendy
 wolfpk: Wendy's? No, sorry this is Methy's
 dangerkeith3000: I like her fries.
 Aufziehvogel: Hallo schoene Maid!
 VeeKay: Wouldn't like to run into her down a dark alley! Spoopy!
 killme: Meth distributors are becoming pretty well organized
Image 233867   02-22-18   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
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 PenguinBartender: I, for one, like the look of the new Amazon drones.
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo Okie dokie
 Scoo: Do you have any tape? - Yes, yes we do - Then tape me up, woman!
 Side Boob: Stupid finds a way
Image 233866   02-22-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
269
 
 Robespierre: Ah. Baker Beach.
Image 233865   02-22-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
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