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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?



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 dangerkeith3000: MANOS: The Hands of Fate
 Minnesotan: chupacabra, mexico's lousy with em
 VeeKay: Is your girlfriend an antelope.
Image 233718   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
344
 
 Ulillillia: You made the right choice. Welcome to Butt Horndustries.
 Micro Jackson: I keep clicking on it, but nothing happens
 barfolomew: This is STRONGLY AGREE
Image 233717   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
729
 
 Mr Bleak: @trelyate Well, I can turn wine into water...
 trelyate: now he can turn water into wine!
 Micro Jackson: Our true saviour
 barfolomew: No one seems to consider how utterly fucked-up the whole idea of Kirby is.
Image 233716   02-21-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
272
 
 Darmstadtium: Priorities have been stablished
 Sadbot: Gonna ollie an infant
Image 233715   02-21-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
175
 
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 @WTF there's a fight abrewin'. One he knows he can't win.
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 @WTF Seriously? I mean, if you have to ask, then I'm not gonna tell you because you just don't know.
 dangerkeith3000: @WTF I don't get it either. Someone please explain.
 WTF: I don't get it...
Image 233714   02-21-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
801
 
 Urn BooUrn: @barfolomew Harry!
 Yam: The shirt is making her uncomfortable
 barfolomew: YOU'RE A KITTY!
Image 233713   02-21-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
403
 
 Mr Bleak: Blackmailing the Elf On The Shelf lesson 1.
Image 233712   02-21-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
238
 
 Wooden Spoon: We have a Burger King version of this where I work
 Ulillillia: Tax preparation, huh...can I get a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity?
 bug: Can I get a flu vaccine... and some pepperoni?
 Robespierre: Already gone viral
Image 233711   02-21-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
86
 
 addend: Even worse, the escalator isn't moving.
 majorchamp: I wish I could bad this a million times
 dangerkeith3000: @barfolomew @Yurishiro It's obviously meant as fat-shaming and making fun of or marginalizing any group solely based on appearance *should* always be taken seriously. I mean, a person could shrug off a 'coloreds only' water fountain to make their life a little easier to swallow, but that doesn't make it right or that they should.
 Scoo: Then there's the douchey Type-A folks who sprint up or down the escalator
 Callahan: @Barfolomew friendly advice here. You're right but if you take things like this seriously life is going to be 3x heavier
 barfolomew: I've seen this before and I honestly hate it. Maybe I'm returning from my physically exhausting job. Maybe I have limited mobility. Maybe I'm generally fit but just want to take the escalator. Don't make assumptions or judgements on my health.
 bubbles: Should be the opposite
Image 233710   02-21-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
295
 
 dangerkeith3000: Your thought is missing a question mark.
 mrwiffler: Don't know...or care.
 Warrax: Say what you want about him, but he did know how to lounge by the pool. Sigh.
 barfolomew: Get a dog. If the constant attention makes you no longer miss him, then that answers that.
 Robespierre: I believe what you miss is the IDEA of him.
Image 233709   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
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