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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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6. Not A Bot
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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.



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11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
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15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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 dangerkeith3000: MANOS: The Hands of Fate
 Minnesotan: chupacabra, mexico's lousy with em
 VeeKay: Is your girlfriend an antelope.
Image 233718   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
344
 
 Ulillillia: You made the right choice. Welcome to Butt Horndustries.
 Micro Jackson: I keep clicking on it, but nothing happens
 barfolomew: This is STRONGLY AGREE
Image 233717   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
729
 
 Mr Bleak: @trelyate Well, I can turn wine into water...
 trelyate: now he can turn water into wine!
 Micro Jackson: Our true saviour
 barfolomew: No one seems to consider how utterly fucked-up the whole idea of Kirby is.
Image 233716   02-21-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
272
 
 Darmstadtium: Priorities have been stablished
 Sadbot: Gonna ollie an infant
Image 233715   02-21-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
175
 
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 @WTF there's a fight abrewin'. One he knows he can't win.
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 @WTF Seriously? I mean, if you have to ask, then I'm not gonna tell you because you just don't know.
 dangerkeith3000: @WTF I don't get it either. Someone please explain.
 WTF: I don't get it...
Image 233714   02-21-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
801
 
 Urn BooUrn: @barfolomew Harry!
 Yam: The shirt is making her uncomfortable
 barfolomew: YOU'RE A KITTY!
Image 233713   02-21-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
403
 
 Mr Bleak: Blackmailing the Elf On The Shelf lesson 1.
Image 233712   02-21-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
238
 
 Wooden Spoon: We have a Burger King version of this where I work
 Ulillillia: Tax preparation, huh...can I get a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity?
 bug: Can I get a flu vaccine... and some pepperoni?
 Robespierre: Already gone viral
Image 233711   02-21-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
86
 
 addend: Even worse, the escalator isn't moving.
 majorchamp: I wish I could bad this a million times
 dangerkeith3000: @barfolomew @Yurishiro It's obviously meant as fat-shaming and making fun of or marginalizing any group solely based on appearance *should* always be taken seriously. I mean, a person could shrug off a 'coloreds only' water fountain to make their life a little easier to swallow, but that doesn't make it right or that they should.
 Scoo: Then there's the douchey Type-A folks who sprint up or down the escalator
 Callahan: @Barfolomew friendly advice here. You're right but if you take things like this seriously life is going to be 3x heavier
 barfolomew: I've seen this before and I honestly hate it. Maybe I'm returning from my physically exhausting job. Maybe I have limited mobility. Maybe I'm generally fit but just want to take the escalator. Don't make assumptions or judgements on my health.
 bubbles: Should be the opposite
Image 233710   02-21-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
295
 
 dangerkeith3000: Your thought is missing a question mark.
 mrwiffler: Don't know...or care.
 Warrax: Say what you want about him, but he did know how to lounge by the pool. Sigh.
 barfolomew: Get a dog. If the constant attention makes you no longer miss him, then that answers that.
 Robespierre: I believe what you miss is the IDEA of him.
Image 233709   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
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