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272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

272734  DrinkMixMan: tubular image

272734  DrinkMixMan: and that's the tooth

272755  DrinkMixMan: sperts

272750  addend: Could you... insatiable urge to visit... me?

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

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Score:
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 addend: Even worse, the escalator isn't moving.
 majorchamp: I wish I could bad this a million times
 dangerkeith3000: @barfolomew @Yurishiro It's obviously meant as fat-shaming and making fun of or marginalizing any group solely based on appearance *should* always be taken seriously. I mean, a person could shrug off a 'coloreds only' water fountain to make their life a little easier to swallow, but that doesn't make it right or that they should.
 Scoo: Then there's the douchey Type-A folks who sprint up or down the escalator
 Callahan: @Barfolomew friendly advice here. You're right but if you take things like this seriously life is going to be 3x heavier
 barfolomew: I've seen this before and I honestly hate it. Maybe I'm returning from my physically exhausting job. Maybe I have limited mobility. Maybe I'm generally fit but just want to take the escalator. Don't make assumptions or judgements on my health.
 bubbles: Should be the opposite
Image 233710   02-21-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
295
 
 dangerkeith3000: Your thought is missing a question mark.
 mrwiffler: Don't know...or care.
 Warrax: Say what you want about him, but he did know how to lounge by the pool. Sigh.
 barfolomew: Get a dog. If the constant attention makes you no longer miss him, then that answers that.
 Robespierre: I believe what you miss is the IDEA of him.
Image 233709   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
927
 
 El hefe: Dr. Weird parked here
 grizzly: Dis me
 Eleftheros: *eye twitch* they didn't brush off
 Mr. Shine: Nice minimalism.
 DrNinjaman: That's why it's called a "Dr. Seuss feet" turn.
 barfolomew: Driver's ed poster.
 Robespierre: Cranes flying South for the Winter?
Image 233708   02-21-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
237
 
 DrNinjaman: @robford sign in the middle says "Flixbus". I was just speculating on what that would be.
 robford: @DrNinjaman What is that supposed to mean
 filthylaw: Front door it is.
 barfolomew: @Yam Switzerland is to the right, just like their politics
 DrNinjaman: Flixbus: Like Netflix, but only streams videos on a bus.
 Yam: So wait, if I go left does that mean Im entering Switzerland?
 Shay: Swipe right.
Image 233707   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
825
 
 Bumbo Lungys: I am a cute cat. You will pet me immediately.
 Robespierre: Adorama looking good
Image 233706   02-21-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
171
 
 dangerkeith3000: durrrrrrr
 Prostata: that same dumb look on every character in all of their movies
 Robespierre: Lincoln Park Pirates done gone A.I.
 Yam: My spirit animal is a cartoon truck apparently
Image 233705   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
181
 
 Robespierre: First Watch, I see
Image 233704   02-21-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
359
 
 dangerkeith3000: You are eternal. All this pain is an illusion.
 mrwiffler: Maynard is not enjoying his transformation.
Image 233703   02-21-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
407
 
 El hefe: Those are some crazy neckbones
 Ulillillia: Dinosaur skeleton
 Robespierre: 12 Mind Blowing Gadgets That Have Aready Gove Viral in 2018 (#7 is Extremely Useful; this, however, is for entertainment purposes ONLY)
 barfolomew: Dooty bird
Image 233702   02-21-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
173
 
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Code red and cool ranch, to be precise, but yeah.
 fanny: @Dr Awkward i've heard that brony tears are 50 percent mountain dew 50 percent doritos... is this true?
 Amy Housewine: The champagne that is about to be sabraged is just out of frame.
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Fine, laugh at my bitter Brony tears.
 berlin: There can be only one
 fanny: @Dr Awkward thank you for making me laugh out loud :)
 Ihminen: is that a sword? try harder: #192467
 kornisjon: Just give it a good whack.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward wouldn't you call it something cool and dangerous?
 Scoo: Geeze, you want some coffee with your cream?
 Dr Awkward: @fanny No we don't! I mean... "No THEY don't!" [Runs to Pony room and cries]
 fanny: i bet they have a room full of My Little Ponies
 Peter Pantsless: "My name is Inigo Montoya. Diabetes killed my father. Prepare to die."
 jazzjunkie: Hindsight is the only way to tell a really bad idea apart from a really good idea.
Image 233701   02-21-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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