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268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1553 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. frenk: 1527 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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Score:
558
 
 Demon Universe: Ive heard they are not great live, but I love them too much to care.
 Not A Bot: let's go cow tipping.
 DrNinjaman: Simon and Garfunkle really let themselves go, but their new version of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" is EPIC!
 Robespierre: ROCK. Yeah; sure it is...
 Mr. Butt: @Ihminen I love you - Amy Adams
 dangerkeith3000: This picture is a tribute. Only a tribute.
 Ihminen: I do not need! (he does not need!) a microphone! (a microphone!) my voice is fucking! (fucking!) POWERFUUUUUUUUULLLL!!!
Image 233698   02-21-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
613
 
 Side Boob: Pacman was a langolier
 CoffeeAndCigs: Looks annoying.
 Amy Housewine: After 'Rainbow' finished, Zippy went on a downward spiral.
 Ulillillia: @Side Boob This time for Africa
 Side Boob: Waka waka waka waka waka...
 Mr Bleak: Pacman: the first Ghostbuster.
 barfolomew: Hey girl, heeeey
Image 233697   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
271
 
 Robespierre: He'll turn inside out if he goes over the bar, right?
 Whatever: Hes wearing red so the blood wont show
Image 233696   02-21-18   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
196
 
 Robespierre: @jochenau I'm lookiting, I'M LOOKITING!
 jochenau: PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
 barfolomew: Some birds use their plumage to attract a mate, others to confuse predators. This one uses his to ensure unemployability.
 Side Boob: Sir, this is a McDonalds drive-thru.
Image 233695   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
218
 
 sparename: "I'm so rich that I can cover my path with the skins of whale sharks"
 Robespierre: Slipperier than most
Image 233694   02-21-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
733
 
 elronhubard: @Not A Bot Im dead
 a robot: Ok I need this
 Not A Bot: close the door and come back in 15 mins, she'll come out.
 Mr. Shine: I do, Troy, I do. RIP Phil Hartman
 Robespierre: Such Pleasures remain Unknown.
Image 233693   02-21-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
368
 
 theaquaman: I've always suspected that a lot of the decisions that define our tech hardware and software are made while high!
 Robespierre: Mind-Blowing Gadget
 Greifer: shaggy this aint weed
 BoiledEggs: PCB
 Scoo: Magic Blue Smoke
Image 233692   02-21-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
430
 
 Robespierre: Greetings from Portland: YOU are now a hipster
 PenguinBartender: @Whatever Fake news.
 Whatever: No problem our president identifies with a Cheeto
 Scoo: The Florida Room: Where Bad Decisions Are Always Welcome
 Apple IIe: I identified as "Rad"
 taiko: this street identified as ghetto
Image 233691   02-21-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
422
 
 DrNinjaman: Voldemort evidently has never seen a hydraulic press video on the Youtubes.
 drhenry: *throws in the toilet* whoops!
 VeeKay: Easy. Boys, we're off to Mordor!
 funny in the wall: and why are you not playing snake, I might ask?
 Side Boob: I had one of these. They were unbreakable.
Image 233690   02-21-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
901
 
 Robespierre: That's one sweet Valiant, I'll tell you hwut.
 Shay: Omega Homer
 Not A Bot: Big Jay McNeely
 killme: reality.jpg
Image 233689   02-21-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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