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253863  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward I recommend getting 5' 14 gauge steel mesh fencing and making a ten-food diameter circle of it around each one. Once the trees have grown their branches to the fence, you can take it out. Seriously. No deer have bothered my baby apple trees in two years. Oh, and also get those spiral pieces of plastic for the trunks. They keep the smaller critters from the bark in winter.


253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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 Science: @Mr. Butt: They've reversed their stance on vaccinations. And while autism may not be a disease, it's certainly something that should be researched and, hopefully, in the future, eliminated. I'm sure my autistic nephew would appreciate being able to live an independent life, rather than having to rely on his parents and siblings to constantly take care of him. I know any advances wouldn't help him, but maybe research can help future children and families.
 UltraBeverly: I accept all licking, Autism welcome!
 Jabberwikket: @Knice, why are you licking it ?
 Mr. Butt: @Dr Awkward So, there are sort of two problems: First, they feel that the puzzle piece symbolizes a culture that treats autism like a disease, like autistic people are incomplete or broken. Second, its the logo for Autism Speaka, which, again, considers autism a disease, going so far as to fund anti-vaccine research.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I found this:
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Butt Could you explain further?
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Licking aside, I recently learned from an autistic colleague that a lot of autistic people consider the puzzle piece a hate symbol.
 Knice: This is in poor taste.
Image 233571   02-20-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
 FabricMan: Driver's side window says "Dick the birthday boy"
 Dr Awkward: Dick the Birthday Boy
 sparename: -YSIS, was, of course, going to be next
 ignatz: What a gorgeous photogra...Oh FFS
Image 233570   02-20-18   Uploaded by    generic
 Sadbot: fuck movies
 wolfpk: Shirt aside, I have to Rad for ShowBiz Pizza!!!!
 trelyate: in 60 years, he's gonna buy a shirt that says "Big Dick's back in town"
 VeeKay: @dobbiesdoogs It was a test and your response is correct! Well done!
 barfolomew: What's wrong with your faaaaace
 dobbiesdoogs: no
Image 233569   02-20-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Mad Collager: Yellow beak for scale.
 Robespierre: Fondant Follies continue apace...
Image 233568   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
 Mr. Butt: @ping Thanks, fam.
 Mad Collager: @ping Are you sure you paid your apostrophe bill this month?
 ping: @Mr. Butt Have a few of mine """''''
 Mr. Butt: All my apostrophes and quotation marks are disappearing...
 Mr. Butt: Testing: ...
 a robot: Your grandparents cut off your legs??
 Mr. Butt: Graphic design is grandmas passion.
Image 233567   02-20-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 Mr Bleak: Seizing the means of production, (and exporting it to China in the interests of higher profits)
 VeeKay: @antipatterns Popping into Gucci first, be right there.
 antipatterns: @VeeKay Instant Reeducation Center for that comment
 VeeKay: I thought, 'well, this is somewhat incongruous'.
Image 233566   02-20-18   Uploaded by    bromide
 VoR: Why is this mouse ..
 ping: So what are we? Some kind of happy vase?
 charlemagne: I believe it was used in the edwardian era, as they had not been able to obtain the secrets of the oriental touchscreen
Image 233565   02-20-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 Zukero: Always RAD for musician setup.
 Not A Bot: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeVille
 karmakat: I smell electric fire coming soon.
Image 233564   02-20-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 Derp Herpigan: Get schooled!
 Mad Collager: Jacknado!
 a robot: Fishbender
Image 233563   02-20-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
 Not A Bot: Hard-captions seem to work better in this font. Impact ruined it.
Image 233562   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
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