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268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.



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Score:
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 Aaron Spacemuseum: Rad for this @Christina
 sparenamelaptopdied: Are they all related, perchance?
 Ulillillia: Won't you take me down, to BILL DOOR town
 Christina: Is it Aoshima?
 DrNinjaman: #233369 left the faucet on
 karmakat: did the fishers came back yet?
 Youll Cowards: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"
 Bernie 2016: Internet dock is pretty busy today
 barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.
 Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again
 Vorm Gongo: Gonna need more stockings..
Image 233517   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
263
 
 Vladimir Puta: Cute Lil piggies so loved until they grow up and the so called parents shun them cause they become ugly AF. Fuck off everyone
Image 233516   02-20-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
367
 
 Shay: eat mor chickenz
 Wooden Spoon: I just gave you an expired coupon
 Darmstadtium: Furries vs Featherries
 Robespierre: Chicken Boy: Too Big To Live, Too Weird To Die
 SpaceCow: Planet of the Chickens vs Planet of the Apes.
 barfolomew: "but you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo"
 sparename: "Now I'll never get to KFC.."
Image 233515   02-20-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
425
 
 PushyWebsite: That Rogan fella can't even roll a joint, he has no credibility beyond being a douchebag.
 Nothing: And then what happened?
 tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms
 wolfpk: In the end it turns out that there wasn't a tree or thunder storm. It was all the shrooms!
 fumbduck: Lucky
Image 233514   02-20-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
357
 
 Starky15: Wilma! The toilets acting up again.
 Vorm Gongo: He drinks to forget
 Christina: Animals can't understand that we humans alleviate ourselves over clean water.
 hazardshell: @Teechur lol
 Teechur: This Jurassic Park reboot is weird.
 Dr Awkward: Eh, it's a living.
 tib gubb: this water tastes funny
 barfolomew: Life, uh, finds a way.
Image 233513   02-20-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
207
 
 UnknownSample: Amen.
 BavidDowie: Not anymore, you heathens. They say "and with your spirit" now.
 FabricMan: @funny in the wall Not Catholic, but there's this part in mass where the priest says, "Peace be with you," and the congregants reply, "And also with you."
 m o l e m a n: Ha! I used to say this too
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Well, Yoda rode Luke pretty hard there, too.
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.
 funny in the wall: so, i don't get it, did i miss a kid diddling scene in star wars?
Image 233512   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
874
 
 kornisjon: Those are some good looking tassels.
 FabricMan: @angry Meta
 dangerkeith3000: Interior decorating is my passion.
 Mad Collager: Ceiling Titty is watching you masturbate.
 karmakat: YAH PERVERT WEIRDO!
 dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.
 barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.
 barfolomew: Tee hee
 Mr. Shine: @9inchfails sometimes that happens.
 9inchfails: The right one is bigger
 John Blender: Bright lights, big titty
 frankie: "Jacking off to the ceiling titty" II : Electric Boobaloo
 angry: "This house is haunted.." "By who?" "Lolo Ferrari." "I dont know who that is." "Neither did I, I just googled 'dead actress large breasts.'" "Oh." "Yeah." "I feel like you maybe spent more time on the joke than the joke actually warranted." "Even more time when you factor in the comment in its entirety." "True."
Image 233511   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
369
 
 Science: This city desert makes you feel so cold
 drtofu: Where Cool Jazz comes from
 VeeKay: Poor thing all caught up in plastics until it starved
 Mad Collager: Some jazz is cooler than others.
 Yam: Saxomaphoooone, saxomaphoooooone
 Weedheart: Sax on the beach
Image 233510   02-20-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
366
 
 SpaceCow: Son of Howie Mandel and his dog Bobby.
 DrNinjaman: That's one way to avoid STDs
 karmakat: sure can't blame de dog there...
 dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.
 Greifer: this is not how this works!
 Yam: If you dont teach them about sex, who will? (The dog, thats who!)
 tib gubb: when someone calls you a dickhead
 charlemagne: we don't believe in sex education in schools
 bug: It takes a lot for a dog to be embarrassed for you.
 PissedOff: self explanatory
Image 233509   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
473
 
 Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!
 fumbduck: EhRahy Spehrs
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 funny in the wall: atlas shrugged reboot seems even stupider than the original
 balloon: glorious.
Image 233508   02-20-18   Uploaded by    earl
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