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258402  Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258606  Amy Housewine: Dedicated to the memory of our dear departed imgur sales rep.

258609  Amy Housewine: I like big borkfs and I cannot lie.

258589  Amy Housewine: It's the Fuu-Fuu Frain!

258593  Amy Housewine: Don't tell me what to do.

258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men



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 trelyate: gotta keep your lettuce chilled
 dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.
 Teechur: @Yurishiro I can buy two gallons of gasoline for what a pint of B&J's costs here. That's 60 miles in my car, which is about how long I'd have to walk/jog to work off the calories from the ice cream!
 Aufziehvogel: Ah cool
 Scoo: Holy shit! Potatoes O'Brien!
 Salvador Molly: @Teechur I tried Ben and jerry last summer in Israel for the first time(we don't have it here) it's so fucking good!!!! Costs like solid gold though, maybe it's a good thing there is none here.
 Teechur: I think someone took someone else's Ben and Jerry's and felt guilty about it.
 Zukero: Fresh dolla bill
 FarmerWalk: cold hard cash
Image 233494   02-20-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
204
 
 VoR: Punchline to the face!
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward I really liked "Electric Feel"
 Dr Awkward: MGMP: my girlfriend makes poop
Image 233493   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
433
 
 Scoo: Later, shitlords!
 Pingu IRL: Myst IV
 kate2point0: Frogman does not like weddings.
Image 233492   02-20-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
484
 
 elahabdh: @a sedated moose *shakes head in disappointment*
 Ulillillia: @a sedated moose I'll let it slide.
 a sedated moose: Hate to say it but I snorted at this.
Image 233491   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
363
 
 VoR: Sorry we have no conk. Is bepis OK?
 VeeKay: Diet cock plis
 Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?
 FabricMan: I identify as RC
 Side Boob: Why does Chewbacca, a 6' tall wookie...live on Endor?
 shipotle: @Yurishiro This! Does not! Make! Sense!!
 jokertothethief: it doesn't make sense
Image 233490   02-20-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
988
 
 Robespierre: @Whatever Pretty much the personification of the entire Republican contingent of the United States Congress
 WTF: Christ what an asshole.
 Whatever: Funny, thats the same guy who voted for Trumps tax cuts then voted for yet more apocalyptic spending increases after promising to be fiscally responsible
Image 233489   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
384
 
 Side Boob: @barfolomew Ooo! That's much funnier. I should edit my comment to say that :P
 barfolomew: @Side Boob they're more like prawns of the military-industrial complex.
 Side Boob: Fish are well known pawns of the military-industrial complex.
Image 233488   02-20-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
411
 
 Porbo Mellus: @VeeKay Bent, as it were
 VeeKay: Turns out he was a crook all along.
 tib gubb: a trend that continues to this day
 El hefe: Yes.... this will do nicely
 XLY: And the one on the right has been a republican slogan ever since
 sparename: Once bitten - forever smitten
 kensin: speak for yourself
Image 233487   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
361
 
 barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.
 Otterman: Ouch, my vision!
 Dr Awkward: With a occasional bow tie cover
 skillet: *LASER
Image 233486   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
736
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this...
 Robespierre: Where can I get one of these alarm clocks?
 Sage: Today's forecast: Cloudy with a chance of Lazer show
 sparename: Don't talk to Neelix about Metreon Cascades
 withak: fireworks level: armageddon
 mackdaddy: Who summoned the Ancient Ones?
 Oober: Total protonic reversal
Image 233485   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
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