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272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

272942  romangreek: A turkey bird in the hand is worth 2 through the windshield

272919  a sedated moose: Doggles.

272832  MasterTwig: Glad there's the red circle at the bottom and the explanatory text at the top. Otherwise I might have missed the joke!

272947  ignatz: Graffiti of.. er, Camel toe in amber?

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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 trelyate: gotta keep your lettuce chilled
 dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.
 Teechur: @Yurishiro I can buy two gallons of gasoline for what a pint of B&J's costs here. That's 60 miles in my car, which is about how long I'd have to walk/jog to work off the calories from the ice cream!
 Aufziehvogel: Ah cool
 Scoo: Holy shit! Potatoes O'Brien!
 Salvador Molly: @Teechur I tried Ben and jerry last summer in Israel for the first time(we don't have it here) it's so fucking good!!!! Costs like solid gold though, maybe it's a good thing there is none here.
 Teechur: I think someone took someone else's Ben and Jerry's and felt guilty about it.
 Zukero: Fresh dolla bill
 FarmerWalk: cold hard cash
Image 233494   02-20-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
204
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Punchline to the face!
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward I really liked "Electric Feel"
 Dr Awkward: MGMP: my girlfriend makes poop
Image 233493   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
433
 
 Scoo: Later, shitlords!
 Pingu IRL: Myst IV
 kate2point0: Frogman does not like weddings.
Image 233492   02-20-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
484
 
 elahabdh: @a sedated moose *shakes head in disappointment*
 Ulillillia: @a sedated moose I'll let it slide.
 a sedated moose: Hate to say it but I snorted at this.
Image 233491   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
363
 
 Janston: Sorry we have no conk. Is bepis OK?
 gutwheat: Diet cock plis
 Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?
 FabricMan: I identify as RC
 Side Boob: Why does Chewbacca, a 6' tall wookie...live on Endor?
 shipotle: @Yurishiro This! Does not! Make! Sense!!
 jokertothethief: it doesn't make sense
Image 233490   02-20-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
988
 
 Robespierre: @Whatever Pretty much the personification of the entire Republican contingent of the United States Congress
 WTF: Christ what an asshole.
 Whatever: Funny, thats the same guy who voted for Trumps tax cuts then voted for yet more apocalyptic spending increases after promising to be fiscally responsible
Image 233489   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
384
 
 Side Boob: @barfolomew Ooo! That's much funnier. I should edit my comment to say that :P
 barfolomew: @Side Boob they're more like prawns of the military-industrial complex.
 Side Boob: Fish are well known pawns of the military-industrial complex.
Image 233488   02-20-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
411
 
 Porbo Mellus: @VeeKay Bent, as it were
 seahawks: Turns out he was a crook all along.
 tib gubb: a trend that continues to this day
 El hefe: Yes.... this will do nicely
 XLY: And the one on the right has been a republican slogan ever since
 sparename: Once bitten - forever smitten
 kensin: speak for yourself
Image 233487   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
361
 
 barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.
 King Polly: Ouch, my vision!
 Dr Awkward: With a occasional bow tie cover
 skillet: *LASER
Image 233486   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
736
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this...
 Robespierre: Where can I get one of these alarm clocks?
 Sage: Today's forecast: Cloudy with a chance of Lazer show
 sparename: Don't talk to Neelix about Metreon Cascades
 withak: fireworks level: armageddon
 mackdaddy: Who summoned the Ancient Ones?
 Oober: Total protonic reversal
Image 233485   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
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