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268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

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268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

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Score:
796
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak For "Oygmy Owl" read "Pygmy Owl" - finger trouble.
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec Apparently it's a Falconry Centre gift shop key ring glove - and a Oygmy Owl
 Warrax: That logo in inspirationally awful.
 a robot: @Whatever That's offensive to all those animals that serve a useful purpose within their ecosystem
 Whatever: I didnt know Trump was into falconry. Vultures, buzzards and rats, sure...
 RiderFan: @Teechur Its far to large a glove for that.
 Teechur: POTUS glove?
 apoxia: Tiny glove!
 Jack Daniels: Training glove?
Image 233405   02-19-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
220
 
 effzeeceekay: @Ulillillia The math doesnt make any sense unless you assume that they are rounding off to the nearest five from the feels-like temperature
 tib gubb: it feels reel cold. like absolute zero, man.
 Scoo: This is actually pretty cool, or at least it feels that way
 Ulillillia: This hurts my Anglo head.
 Robespierre: Those wacky Quebecois, I'll thee you hwut.
 Shay: Fromage.
Image 233404   02-19-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
520
 
 fishing: @teletub The pants look nineties. Plus it has a pleasingly non-Photoshop look
 a robot: Nice modesty hair strands
 deeeeeeeez: Taaaaaaake on meeeeeee....
 teletub: How old is this?
 sparename: A-Ha
 Fantasy: Pepperoni! Thank you my love..
 earl: vv Would be mine too, but I can't paint/draw for nix!
 zip file: Every Deviant Art poster's dream.
Image 233403   02-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
366
 
 Whatever: And the war on holidays continues
 Mr. Shine: MonoClaus?
 deeeeeeeez: A very merry rob zombie christmas...
 charlemagne: we give gift box, you give child. is fair deal
 Shay: Was this the nightmare that Alice Cooper was warning us about?
 Peter Pantsless: Uh, I've actually been really bad this year, so you should probably skip my house
 Scoo: They 'bout to drop the hottest mixtape of 1982
Image 233402   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
258
 
 Teechur: Cone of shame
 sparename: Coca-Cona
 looch: why have you done this
 mrdiron: I'm not sure I see the issue with this picture.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay but frozen cokes are legit delish
Image 233401   02-19-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
390
 
 Not A Bot: As seen at your local Catholic day care.
 Greifer: take the pot and run!
 Teechur: @trelyate *steals sign*
 trelyate: *steals pot*
 cishet: @Teechur - oh, I wasn't describing the picture, but a local happening in my area. But maybe it works for this guy too.
 Teechur: @glenalec I think we have our new explainer.
 cybeq: A guy here couldn't get anyone to take some good but unwanted stuff off his lawn for free, so he put a $50 price sign on them and they were gone the next day.
Image 233400   02-19-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Image 233399 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by cassette1. Boo, cassette1.
Score:
170
 
 Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool
 Robespierre: @Felicity I think he may have done that Fall In-To The Gap thing.
 reply: @Felicity Ha. B@n@n@ Republic. Or Randy River
 bubbles: You used to be able to get shirts like that circa 1989-1991, if you went to Gap or Apple Republic
 Ulillillia: Ayyyyy
Image 233398   02-19-18   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
314
 
 VeeKay: Batchelor chow.
 Kaviri: Finger lickin' good.
 addend: Maybe don't eat this one.
 sparename: More like "Looks Baaad, Feels Gooood!"
 Knice: If it looks like that you need to take a break.
Image 233397   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
488
 
 VeeKay: Use the force Harry
 Dr Awkward: I love Star Wars
 Mr. Shine: @glenalec I'd be willing to give it a chance.
 a spider plan: Not sure I'm on board with this new Time Bandits reboot.
Image 233396   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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