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268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
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7. wolfpk
8. Dr Awkward
9. WTF
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress



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Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)


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 2. MrBoffo: 4357 points
 3. fanny: 4232 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3513 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
945
 
 Whatever: Better than a giant blue screen of death
 Side Boob: Message is on point
 grizzly: Graphic design is just my job.
 tib gubb: don't stress the tech guy, he'll just be more of a smartass
 Nope: The text thing is right there!
 Robespierre: Coolest billboard EVER - done in Paint and everything
Image 233392   02-19-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
659
 
 VeeKay: You just come to the wrong fucking neighborhood buster.
 tib gubb: holy shit! are you alright?
 Teechur: What did they cut off of YOU?
 Robespierre: Magnetic attraction
 house md: Empathy.
Image 233391   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
114
 
 romangreek: The Fisher King?
 Religion X: Fish love Larry King? Kingfisher?
Image 233390   02-19-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
538
 
 Kaviri: When you're too drunk to squat.
 carpwoman: Kitteh needs more room, please.
 BavidDowie: Tuna doesn't have much fiber, huh?
 shark: I like the sunset printed on the toilet! Its like a 1980s corporate bathroom wall in toilet form!
 Robespierre: NO LITTERING / NO LOITERING
 Vladimir Puta: Hovering
Image 233389   02-19-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
736
 
 Kaviri: When you're not too drunk to squat?
 Joetato: Radz McKenzie
 well duh: 8/10, dog not smoking a cigar. (would have been 7/10, but gave cool points for the shades)
Image 233388   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
211
 
 Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.
 VeeKay: Got turned down for College did you buddy?
 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....
 Not A Bot: FATALITY
 apoxia: That's never going to get old. Will look awesome when taking the toddler swimming in 5 years time.
 El hefe: Can you milk me now Greg?
 Robespierre: @ignatz Memorializing that acid trip in Quang Tri Province ca. 1968, perhaps.
 FarmerWalk: (the top one looks like one of those ones designed to cover up the name of your ex)
 Prefuse: Thank goodness for the explainer tattoo..
 Robespierre: Poor decisions run rampant
 Knice: "Dog tits!" is now going be my go-to exclamation.
 Wooden Spoon: What do you find when you shave a Furry?
Image 233387   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
305
 
 apoxia: Oh medical school students, what will you get up to next?
 Wooden Spoon: Is it just me or is that a mixture of fake plastic bones and freshly dug out of the ground, clearly not from a medical supply company, bones?
Image 233386   02-19-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
721
 
 mexican: Nailed it.
 when so: I'd adopt the one on the right tbh
 Robespierre: Majestic creature, noble beast
 jochenau: Zubat?
 Peter Pantsless: Attack the Block 2 monster concept art
 NoRagrets: Cats become bats
 obboma: I suck goats!
Image 233385   02-19-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
457
 
 addend: "The doctor will see you now... I SAID NOW!"
 tib gubb: the 'scared straight' program never caught on in the medical field
 barfolomew: David Lynch fell asleep with an undeveloped Polaroid under his pillow, and the next morning this image appeared.
Image 233384   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...
 addend: "So I can climb into the back seat."
 Side Boob: OSHA Chairman right here
 tib gubb: @Robespierre hey now, human history isn't pretty, no matter which side you look at it.
 apoxia: So was this before or after the accident?
 Robespierre: @tib gubb It's pretty much an oxymoron anyway
 tib gubb: people tell me western culture is going down the shitter. i really can't say i'm surprised
 Not A Bot: Oh no! If that cat gets drunk, it's going to start acting like an asshole!
 VeeKay: Holy fuck
 barfolomew: This looks unsafe. That guy already lost his face.
 sparename: Head off down the highway..?
Image 233383   02-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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