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248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

248476  Greifer: noooooooooooooooo

248533  Air Biscuit: Athletes everywhere are trying to use the force to get a competitive edge before the authorities catch on and start testing for it.

248484  tib gubb: please congratulate your teenager for learning how to have a good time

248485  Greifer: now off for a delicious Dr. Nut

248502  Greifer: puts it on his face

248533  Yurishiro: Derp - weird derp - angry derp - super derp

248495  tib gubb: it gets worse every time i see it

248510  Greifer: tadam tamm tadamm

248527  Greifer: oh hello there krampus

248521  tib gubb: my ex-girlfriend was into something similar to this

248531  Air Biscuit: The sewer dwellers had picked the driest location they could find to build their home.

248523  tib gubb: pbbt

168420  Felicity: @WaffleIron It is fun hearing Sam Elliott say the phrase Cummins diesel engine

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9. Robespierre
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248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248508 Joseph: Wouldn't that give you a sore penis? It's just too much.

248326 Joseph: I once had a stampede of animals chase me trough a safari park. Turns out I had the exact same car as the people that fed them.

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248393 Dreforian: Scam, only checks one hacker's databases. Unless it's the One Hacker. TO RULE THEM ALL.

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)



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Paint Chips uploaded 248051 (912 points)
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 7. Yurishiro: 3203 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2911 points
 9. Shay: 2791 points
10. dingding: 2426 points
11. Bagels: 2271 points
12. Stephen Milkmus: 2019 points
13. Nope: 1833 points
14. Mr. Shine: 1745 points
15. Fullhouse: 1534 points
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Score:
945
 
 Whatever: Better than a giant blue screen of death
 Side Boob: Message is on point
 grizzly: Graphic design is just my job.
 tib gubb: don't stress the tech guy, he'll just be more of a smartass
 Nope: The text thing is right there!
 Robespierre: Coolest billboard EVER - done in Paint and everything
Image 233392   02-19-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
659
 
 VeeKay: You just come to the wrong fucking neighborhood buster.
 tib gubb: holy shit! are you alright?
 Teechur: What did they cut off of YOU?
 Robespierre: Magnetic attraction
 glenalec: Empathy.
Image 233391   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
114
 
 Felicity: The Fisher King?
 Felicity: Fish love Larry King? Kingfisher?
Image 233390   02-19-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
538
 
 Kaviri: When you're too drunk to squat.
 carpwoman: Kitteh needs more room, please.
 BavidDowie: Tuna doesn't have much fiber, huh?
 Felicity: I like the sunset printed on the toilet! Its like a 1980s corporate bathroom wall in toilet form!
 Robespierre: NO LITTERING / NO LOITERING
 glenalec: Hovering
Image 233389   02-19-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
736
 
 Kaviri: When you're not too drunk to squat?
 Felicity: Radz McKenzie
 well duh: 8/10, dog not smoking a cigar. (would have been 7/10, but gave cool points for the shades)
Image 233388   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
211
 
 Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.
 VeeKay: Got turned down for College did you buddy?
 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....
 Not A Bot: FATALITY
 apoxia: That's never going to get old. Will look awesome when taking the toddler swimming in 5 years time.
 El hefe: Can you milk me now Greg?
 Robespierre: @ignatz Memorializing that acid trip in Quang Tri Province ca. 1968, perhaps.
 ignatz: (the top one looks like one of those ones designed to cover up the name of your ex)
 ignatz: Thank goodness for the explainer tattoo..
 Robespierre: Poor decisions run rampant
 Knice: "Dog tits!" is now going be my go-to exclamation.
 Wooden Spoon: What do you find when you shave a Furry?
Image 233387   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
305
 
 apoxia: Oh medical school students, what will you get up to next?
 Wooden Spoon: Is it just me or is that a mixture of fake plastic bones and freshly dug out of the ground, clearly not from a medical supply company, bones?
Image 233386   02-19-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
721
 
 mexican: Nailed it.
 when so: I'd adopt the one on the right tbh
 Robespierre: Majestic creature, noble beast
 jochenau: Zubat?
 Peter Pantsless: Attack the Block 2 monster concept art
 NoRagrets: Cats become bats
 glenalec: I suck goats!
Image 233385   02-19-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
457
 
 addend: "The doctor will see you now... I SAID NOW!"
 tib gubb: the 'scared straight' program never caught on in the medical field
 barfolomew: David Lynch fell asleep with an undeveloped Polaroid under his pillow, and the next morning this image appeared.
Image 233384   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...
 addend: "So I can climb into the back seat."
 Side Boob: OSHA Chairman right here
 tib gubb: @Robespierre hey now, human history isn't pretty, no matter which side you look at it.
 apoxia: So was this before or after the accident?
 Robespierre: @tib gubb It's pretty much an oxymoron anyway
 tib gubb: people tell me western culture is going down the shitter. i really can't say i'm surprised
 Not A Bot: Oh no! If that cat gets drunk, it's going to start acting like an asshole!
 VeeKay: Holy fuck
 barfolomew: This looks unsafe. That guy already lost his face.
 sparename: Head off down the highway..?
Image 233383   02-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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