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253561  Teechur: How in heck did it even get up there?

253468  hoobleton: @Not A Bot I lolled irl at this

253564  San DoDo: Doewwwww

253573  WTF: Plot twist, she's only four feet tall.

253564  charlemagne: mmmm mmmhhmmm mmmmmmmoh my god get out don't look at me

253573  Side Boob: I miss watching the WSM on Christmas break.

253577  some guy : RIP

253582  iCEy: Thats Angela Bassett.

253549  Side Boob: Shit got real.

253558  Not A Bot: Now with flavor!

253554  Side Boob: @ani625 Good advice. Two cats are always better.

253565  Side Boob: Pet the rainbow!

253571  Side Boob: Fattie of North Korea.

253571  ignatz: Bot of North Korea

253563  Chest Rockwell: More like -100.

253532  a sedated moose: CompDickTer Doctors

253578  Jolly Well: Yeah, as a husband, this seems like a normal day.

253567  raditzu: Don't you fukken dare touch my human!

253566  sparenamelaptopdied: Ding-dong bell, Pus.y's on the Dell..

253499  Zochrot: youre a wizard harry

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253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

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253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

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253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!



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Score:
211
 
 Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.
 VeeKay: Got turned down for College did you buddy?
 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....
 Not A Bot: FATALITY
 apoxia: That's never going to get old. Will look awesome when taking the toddler swimming in 5 years time.
 El hefe: Can you milk me now Greg?
 Robespierre: @ignatz Memorializing that acid trip in Quang Tri Province ca. 1968, perhaps.
 ignatz: (the top one looks like one of those ones designed to cover up the name of your ex)
 ignatz: Thank goodness for the explainer tattoo..
 Robespierre: Poor decisions run rampant
 Knice: "Dog tits!" is now going be my go-to exclamation.
 Wooden Spoon: What do you find when you shave a Furry?
Image 233387   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
305
 
 apoxia: Oh medical school students, what will you get up to next?
 Wooden Spoon: Is it just me or is that a mixture of fake plastic bones and freshly dug out of the ground, clearly not from a medical supply company, bones?
Image 233386   02-19-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
721
 
 mexican: Nailed it.
 when so: I'd adopt the one on the right tbh
 Robespierre: Majestic creature, noble beast
 jochenau: Zubat?
 Peter Pantsless: Attack the Block 2 monster concept art
 NoRagrets: Cats become bats
 obboma: I suck goats!
Image 233385   02-19-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
457
 
 addend: "The doctor will see you now... I SAID NOW!"
 tib gubb: the 'scared straight' program never caught on in the medical field
 barfolomew: David Lynch fell asleep with an undeveloped Polaroid under his pillow, and the next morning this image appeared.
Image 233384   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...
 addend: "So I can climb into the back seat."
 Side Boob: OSHA Chairman right here
 tib gubb: @Robespierre hey now, human history isn't pretty, no matter which side you look at it.
 apoxia: So was this before or after the accident?
 Robespierre: @tib gubb It's pretty much an oxymoron anyway
 tib gubb: people tell me western culture is going down the shitter. i really can't say i'm surprised
 Not A Bot: Oh no! If that cat gets drunk, it's going to start acting like an asshole!
 VeeKay: Holy fuck
 barfolomew: This looks unsafe. That guy already lost his face.
 sparename: Head off down the highway..?
Image 233383   02-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
177
 
 Whatever: @Robespierre Sorry if youre not rich or a slave to corporate overlords then youre stuck with Trumpcare ads for 3 to 7 more years
 El hefe: IT'S A RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY!
 Robespierre: @Whatever So ... in other words, simply removing the coverage mandate from the ACA turned the unfortunately-labeled "Obamacare" into what is being advertised here as "Trumpcare"? Nice try, but not bloody likely. Yo, Bo-retta; according to HuggyBear, the word on the street is that fraudsters are trying to defraud feeble-minded Trumpistas into buying what they might believe to be legitimate coverage just because it has the Antichrist's name slapped on it.
 ignatz: @Whatever We'd have to call it 'TrumpCouldn'tCareLess' tho..
 Whatever: @Robespierre Nice try - there was no such thing as Obamacare, just the Affordable Care Act but Conservatives renamed it - why cant we just return the favor since Mr. Trump claims everything is his own bestest idea?
 Robespierre: But wait, @Wooden Spoon, @glenalec, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "TRUMPCARE". But this was a "legit" advert on FB that is clearly advertising a fraud, which just goes to show that social media is just paying lip service to the concept of placing dragons at their gates.
 foreversmug: @Wooden Spoon - Sadly, while we can joke about it, far too many of the classic defining attributes of a 'third world' country do apply to today's US :-/ (massive disparity between wealthy and poor and sub-standard public services being the most obvious).
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: But wait, were not in the third world... oh...
 Ulillillia: Are you wealthy? White? Straight? We have plans for you!
 tears as lube: #thirdworldproblems
Image 233382   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
662
 
 Kaviri: C'est la vie
 Teechur: @well duh We always called it Chuck E. Sneeze because at least one of the kids would catch something from there.
 well duh: *googles wacky warehouse* ah; it's the British version of Chuck E. Cheese *shudders*
 VeeKay: @VeeKay You refreshed after posting didn't you? Because of the 'image' below. Idiot.
 VeeKay: I used to get nagged into taking my kids to Wacky Warehouse instead of going to the pub on a Saturday for a nifty spot of day drinking. Anyway, this touched exactly the right nerve and made me snork!
 VeeKay: I used to get nagged into taking my kids to Wacky Warehouse instead of going to the pub on a Saturday for a nifty spot of day drinking. Anyway, this touched exactly the right nerve and made me snork!
 barfolomew: Wacky warehouse=the Bastille.
Image 233381   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
182
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur Gotta protect my modesty!
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless All those shirts....and no pants.
 Dr Awkward: This makes me uneasy.
 Peter Pantsless: I have this on a t-shirt. Actually, about a dozen t-shirts, now that I think about it
 fanny: really makes you think
 Ulillillia: Classic.
Image 233380   02-19-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
429
 
 mexican: @VoR All of the above?
 Kaviri: Business in the front, party in the back.
 Whatever: And red light guests come in to nest
 VoR: Friends that come via backdoor or friends that let you come via the back door. Or just friends that play with your anus?
 Ulillillia: If you know what I mean.
 sparename: Widening the circle of one's friends
Image 233379   02-19-18   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
202
 
 Robespierre: @tib gubb He'll get bored - it seems like it's just too easy
 Whatever: Speak louder I cant hear you over my Fox and Friends newsfeed
 tib gubb: i bet putin loves fucking with ol' whats-his-name
 Peter Pantsless: Backdoor friends are best
 Ulillillia: This is golden
 Scoo: tl;dr: "Trump" "Putin", "penetration"
Image 233378   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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