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273053  Shay: @addend Now turn your head and cough.

273346  FabricMan: Some of them are for fucking assholes

273345  Mr. Pepper: this statue is called 'this will never happen'

272855  tib gubb: photogenic little critter, ain't it

273341  tib gubb: dad's drunk again

273354  Peter Pantsless: DOGS ARE KNICE

273345  tib gubb: be a pal for the ol' roommate and cover that thing with a dish towel

273337  a robot: A paper printout of a meme that was then photographed and posted back to the internets. What a time to be alive!

273345  Prostata: swampass!

273345  Sadbot: Nylon boxers, c'mon

273341  myrealname: It's Groverhaus!

273341  Mr. Butt: The youngest child is the most loved, dad's holding him tightly. The oldest child is the most trusted, he's taking the photo. The middle child is fucked.

273342  VoR: Psst. Dog. How come they never pull me about on a lead.

273343  VoR: Family bucket

273332  trelyate: Babou got a box and a friend to play with

273291  addend: @WTF You'll want to step out for mouthwash, toothpaste, and breath mints.

273340  VoR: Ohhh yes.

273341  VoR: I assume it was fine.

273318  Not A Bot: if you stare long enough at it, it starts to look like Freddy Mercury

273306  Air Biscuit: Its a good idea because if the front of your ship is a hot iron, you can melt the ice.

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273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273095 WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Score:
721
 
 mexican: Nailed it.
 when so: I'd adopt the one on the right tbh
 Robespierre: Majestic creature, noble beast
 jochenau: Zubat?
 Peter Pantsless: Attack the Block 2 monster concept art
 NoRagrets: Cats become bats
 obboma: I suck goats!
Image 233385   02-19-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
457
 
 addend: "The doctor will see you now... I SAID NOW!"
 tib gubb: the 'scared straight' program never caught on in the medical field
 barfolomew: David Lynch fell asleep with an undeveloped Polaroid under his pillow, and the next morning this image appeared.
Image 233384   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...
 addend: "So I can climb into the back seat."
 Side Boob: OSHA Chairman right here
 tib gubb: @Robespierre hey now, human history isn't pretty, no matter which side you look at it.
 apoxia: So was this before or after the accident?
 Robespierre: @tib gubb It's pretty much an oxymoron anyway
 tib gubb: people tell me western culture is going down the shitter. i really can't say i'm surprised
 Not A Bot: Oh no! If that cat gets drunk, it's going to start acting like an asshole!
 happier: Holy fuck
 barfolomew: This looks unsafe. That guy already lost his face.
 sparename: Head off down the highway..?
Image 233383   02-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
177
 
 Whatever: @Robespierre Sorry if youre not rich or a slave to corporate overlords then youre stuck with Trumpcare ads for 3 to 7 more years
 El hefe: IT'S A RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY!
 Robespierre: @Whatever So ... in other words, simply removing the coverage mandate from the ACA turned the unfortunately-labeled "Obamacare" into what is being advertised here as "Trumpcare"? Nice try, but not bloody likely. Yo, Bo-retta; according to HuggyBear, the word on the street is that fraudsters are trying to defraud feeble-minded Trumpistas into buying what they might believe to be legitimate coverage just because it has the Antichrist's name slapped on it.
 BFHoodrich: @Whatever We'd have to call it 'TrumpCouldn'tCareLess' tho..
 Whatever: @Robespierre Nice try - there was no such thing as Obamacare, just the Affordable Care Act but Conservatives renamed it - why cant we just return the favor since Mr. Trump claims everything is his own bestest idea?
 Robespierre: But wait, @Wooden Spoon, @glenalec, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "TRUMPCARE". But this was a "legit" advert on FB that is clearly advertising a fraud, which just goes to show that social media is just paying lip service to the concept of placing dragons at their gates.
 foreversmug: @Wooden Spoon - Sadly, while we can joke about it, far too many of the classic defining attributes of a 'third world' country do apply to today's US :-/ (massive disparity between wealthy and poor and sub-standard public services being the most obvious).
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: But wait, were not in the third world... oh...
 Ulillillia: Are you wealthy? White? Straight? We have plans for you!
 tears as lube: #thirdworldproblems
Image 233382   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
662
 
 Kaviri: C'est la vie
 Teechur: @well duh We always called it Chuck E. Sneeze because at least one of the kids would catch something from there.
 well duh: *googles wacky warehouse* ah; it's the British version of Chuck E. Cheese *shudders*
 randomhobo: @VeeKay You refreshed after posting didn't you? Because of the 'image' below. Idiot.
 cthulhu: I used to get nagged into taking my kids to Wacky Warehouse instead of going to the pub on a Saturday for a nifty spot of day drinking. Anyway, this touched exactly the right nerve and made me snork!
 digabigpig: I used to get nagged into taking my kids to Wacky Warehouse instead of going to the pub on a Saturday for a nifty spot of day drinking. Anyway, this touched exactly the right nerve and made me snork!
 barfolomew: Wacky warehouse=the Bastille.
Image 233381   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
182
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur Gotta protect my modesty!
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless All those shirts....and no pants.
 Dr Awkward: This makes me uneasy.
 Peter Pantsless: I have this on a t-shirt. Actually, about a dozen t-shirts, now that I think about it
 fanny: really makes you think
 Ulillillia: Classic.
Image 233380   02-19-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
429
 
 mexican: @VoR All of the above?
 Kaviri: Business in the front, party in the back.
 Whatever: And red light guests come in to nest
 Jason Steak: Friends that come via backdoor or friends that let you come via the back door. Or just friends that play with your anus?
 Ulillillia: If you know what I mean.
 sparename: Widening the circle of one's friends
Image 233379   02-19-18   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
202
 
 Robespierre: @tib gubb He'll get bored - it seems like it's just too easy
 Whatever: Speak louder I cant hear you over my Fox and Friends newsfeed
 tib gubb: i bet putin loves fucking with ol' whats-his-name
 Peter Pantsless: Backdoor friends are best
 Ulillillia: This is golden
 Scoo: tl;dr: "Trump" "Putin", "penetration"
Image 233378   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
782
 
 SpaceCow: Phil Collins infancy, colorized.
 bug: @jochenau I too prefer the Benjamin Button version of the New Testament.
 jochenau: I can't find which icon this is exactly, but it's of the "eleusa" (tenderness) type. All elements of an icon are symbolic; for instance, holy people are generally drawn with large ears and small mouths, showing that they are "quick to hear, slow to speak". Baby Jesus is drawn "old" to show that He is eternal, having existed before the creation of time.
 FabricMan: A lot of medieval artists would literally paint themselves (or their patrons) into the nativity to show their piety
 Ulillillia: It's Always Sunny in the Maternity Ward
 Scoo: And you got a croissant on yo/ head
Image 233377   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
979
 
 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas
 brian greene: fatty smurfet
 Kaviri: I like where this is going.
 wolfpk: Take he to the juicing room.
 Teechur: Mr. Beauregarde is in #233377
 Shay: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS WONKA, YOU'LL PAY!!!!....I got a blueberry for a daughter :(
 dangerkeith3000: That suit looks like it's so fun to be in.
 jazzjunkie: Mmmmmm, blueberry!
 barfolomew: Being female on Halloween: the two options.
 Side Boob: Step right this way, Ms. Beauregarde. The Oompa Loompas will take care of you.
 guccigucci: Well...*zooms* *looks down at own pants* ok ok! RAD!
Image 233376   02-19-18   Uploaded by    titular role
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